Chris has been arrested

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The sad part is, with proper food, medical care, and nonsexual cognitive stimulation, it's likely that she'll rally in the nursing home and have to deal with the fallout of this for quite a while, rather than slipping away and joining Bob in the afterlife.
No way is Bob gonna take her back after this. She's spending eternity alone in a dive bar in purgatory while Bob collects stamps with Jesus
 
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They're never going to let Barb go. Whether she says it was "consensual" or not, she's an 80 year old woman who had sex with her son. The bare facts alone are enough to consign her to a dumpster fire nursing home forever. Even if she sounds lucid, the events that have transpired prove that she's incapable of caring for herself or making her own decisions.

The sad part is, with proper food, medical care, and nonsexual cognitive stimulation, it's likely that she'll rally in the nursing home and have to deal with the fallout of this for quite a while, rather than slipping away and joining Bob in the afterlife.
I'm pretty she's pretty much in the state of unawareness
 
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They're never going to let Barb go. Whether she says it was "consensual" or not, she's an 80 year old woman who had sex with her son. The bare facts alone are enough to consign her to a dumpster fire nursing home forever. Even if she sounds lucid, the events that have transpired prove that she's incapable of caring for herself or making her own decisions.

The sad part is, with proper food, medical care, and nonsexual cognitive stimulation, it's likely that she'll rally in the nursing home and have to deal with the fallout of this for quite a while, rather than slipping away and joining Bob in the afterlife.
The treatment of the elderly can be downright appalling. Even though Barb doesn't deserve it, I hope she ends up in a place where someone brings her three solids everyday and changes her diaper once in a while.
 
This kind of confirms a hunch I had before where Chris is basically the footnote in all this, boomer media outlets are just gonna use his bizarre story to shit out inane clickbait like this.

The police really missed a perfect opportunity to arrest Ethan Ralph while they were there.
The police generally deal with human beings, for a wild pig you'd have to call animal control.
 
Can you imagine if he was sent to a women's prison? He would BEG for a life sentence with all that pussy he would be faced with. Even with a mediocre cock those bitches would go nuts for herm.
This has been mentioned several times before, but in Virginia, Chris can't be sent to a ladies' prison unless he has had a sex change surgery (according to the CWCki).
 
i wuz here
i was also here!
i feel both happy of this good community of people, but also scared as to how quickly things escalated with chris chan's insanity...
it all started with sonic, legos and pokemon, and it gradually got weirder and weirder until it went to the point of no return, similar to a black hole.
its both fascinating and horrifying, in all aspects.
 
There's no way that he would survive prison, either he ends up joining a neo-nazi gang or he gets beaten to death after Tyrone got tired of hearing about Sonichu and the dimensional merge.
He can't join a neo-nazi gang, he already posted his 23andme results with ">1% Ashkenazi" publicly.
 
This has been mentioned several times before, but in Virginia, Chris can't be sent to a ladies' prison unless he has had a sex change surgery (according to the CWCki).
There's a lot of places to put prisoners that otherwise wouldn't survive easily while incarcerated, especially if he ends up with a shorter sentence and isn't sent to a state prison. Some places have entire cell blocks/wings for trannies, gays, old people, etc. I think it's pretty unlikely that Chris will be reenacting any scenes from Oz in the near future.

Edit- unless he gets an aggravated rape charge. Then he's gonna be in for a world of shit.
 
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