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The more I listen to the audio, the less sure I am someone, or at least her, put the idea of having sex with his mother.
1. She legit seems to know little about that.
2. No indication of Chris being thankful to her for the idea.
3. She seems more interested in setting him with this Fionna character.
4. We know Chris has expressed sexual desires for his mother for a long time.
My guess is that they wanted to get some sex tapes, another pickleman prank, or to be able to extort him, chris got confident with this girl and slowly revealed he was raping his mother. Stupid little girl takes a while to realize how fucked up this is, but eventually comes to her sense and leaks the audio.
 
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This is a copy of the raw audio transcript from YouTube.
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we proceed towards it more slowly
sorry i'm putting the volume for my i
can't i have a really bad year because i
just i got sick like you hear from my
voice
it's hard to hear anything at all but i
could hear you now go ahead
all right so anyway um everything
with the offense and everything and i
was feeling like i really needed a
sensual release
that's made that's my independence this
side of the anchor for coming up
right
[Music]
okay god said this is okay
yeah then you don't really have anything
to worry about if god himself said this
is fine
yeah yeah and uh so yeah i gave him lots
of time for myself i was like okay so
i'll take a time for it so but how did
this
happen how did this come about
well on which just mainly i was
really very horny and i need a true and
honest uh
relationship to come about so
obviously this was one of the best ways
to do it despite it
i don't want to believe the labels at
all but the obviously detail
but the incest benefits
i didn't know there was such a thing i
didn't know there was incest fanfics
were there about you and barbara i can't
believe that i didn't even think that
i i knew that you guys had a good
relationship but i always thought
because i'm not huge on christopher and
you know whatever i just thought that
the whole sanitary franchise was very
interesting
and that's how i um got into you when i
was younger right
but i had i i didn't have any idea that
barbara was um
the barber knew i had that sort of
relationship i never got any of those uh
vibes
but um how did you approach her
with care and caution
time it was a um approach so i just
gave her comfort to talk to her and we
just
branched out slow and stay and that
night
that i i cursed her positively let her
make the first move
and oh she did really she made the first
move
yeah oh oh really wow
barbara how how did she do if you don't
mind me asking
what was the first move
uh i don't remember
but that was her first move but my
approach was
i forgot exactly what what terminology
terminology and approach i used but i
that's good and what how did she respond
when you um
when you approached her what'd she say
don't i don't remember exactly what she
said but it was
i think she was partially confused at
one point but
but then she came around obviously but
more
approaching but the more approaching
right so she so she got into it
how was did you how was the first kiss
you kissed her how did that feel
have you known this woman for your whole
life how did that feel
oh yeah i mean it was simple
but yeah it's actually good right
when did you start having feelings for
barbara
obviously for you know well for a long
time i mean i remember even mentioning
some time ago in my
videos that i even had dreams where i
had
good things when i had sex with her
obviously really yeah
is that um i've i i heard of i don't
know what it is
per se but is that what otipus complex
is called is when
uh um is when you like your mother
is that what it's called i don't know
what it means though i just thought i
thought i just
thought it might be yeah but yeah that's
right
that's right yeah yeah that's right yeah
how
how if you don't mind me asking i know
it's probably a person you have to
answer but how is the sex
i'd say it was satisfactory it took a
while took a few tries to
it took a few times yeah she is she's
older
and of course also she's very but the
whole thing is i was direct with her
still to recognize with her and i made
sure that i
yeah obviously i'm never gonna propose
marriage to her at all because we're
already daughter
yeah mother and daughter you know they
say there's no
there's no stronger bond than a mother
and her daughter that's true
i'm i'm pretty close to my mom i don't i
don't think i'd be that close but
i do i do in some ways project you know
the kind of woman i'm interested in
with the kind of woman my mother is and
i didn't realize it until i got older
it was like wow she she's not she kind
of
you know is similar has similar
qualities to my mother and i think oh
you know
shoot um i'm very i'm glad that you're
telling me because a lot of people would
hold this inside and it would
tear them apart you know but then again
yeah your
your body is um your body now isn't it
only like a projection of your true form
aren't you from like you're from like
another dimension right you're a sonichu
yeah well not really a projection
because this body is
interdimensional
but are you related to barbara and um
are you related to barbara um in like uh
the different dimensions
uh i'm not sure how to answer that
question off the bat right now because
right you're just still figuring it out
how long have you two been going at it
sorry we've been doing it every third
night and the first night being on june
27th
oh you have a routine oh yeah
well at least you have a stable you have
a stable relationship
because you know it's not going to end
like if anything happened you'd still be
you would still be you know you'd still
be mother and daughter you're it's not
going to like be explosive breakup
right that's at least that's comforting
yeah
yeah so you said since june june
right it took us a few nights to figure
out what will make life feel right and
what
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do you guys act more like brother and
daughter or do you guys act more like
you know lovers when like say you come
home from you know the supermarket and
you see barbara
uh would you say hey sweetheart or do
you say hi mom
oh yeah that's sweet that's sweet i i
call my girlfriend love too
well i used to the old one i i don't
you're in a relationship i'm not so
you're
you're more experienced than i am
definitely but you recently started
dating fiona's and that that's true
right in an open relationship
yeah yeah
right is barbara dating anybody else
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no but she's fine with you
dating other people right yeah she's
okay
do you guys go on any dates or anything
romantic like that
well not anything
but we do as often as possible eat at
the dinner table together
yeah i've never been able to much lately
because i've had to switch to a
suit diet because after getting the
crown
oh did you i always thought the dentist
was a sham because whenever i
because they say i'm genetically prone
to get cavities even though i brush my
teeth all the time
and no matter how i brush my teeth and
floss and i get a cavity
the thing is if you ignore it i mean by
ignore you like
take care of it yourself it goes away
for me but i never i don't think i ever
got it crowded yeah
i've got a gold over here i gold yeah
yeah anyway uh so i had to get roots now
before
right ow it hurts yeah
i could appreciate that as well but um
she's not
exactly one the shopping type of right
yeah
right it was still trying to remember
her
in her childhood right that's true yeah
towards the possibility right
yeah knowing knowing you christine i
think that
uh because you i i know i understand
that she's mature
you know and she's mature and she's wise
she's wise in her ways
um you know she has experience and she
loves you
and you two have a great relationship
but wouldn't you want somebody who's
younger right and you keep
up more with your energy yeah um yeah
obviously but obviously
there's fiona fiona is very interested
in you fiona
yeah fiona is very interested in you
she's a super girl
yeah i know but i have foreseen
i have looked into the future and i know
she's gonna find her
better launch her sweetheart fiona
are you sure because fiona fiona talks
to me saying
how great you are and how much he loves
you right
maybe because the future can't change
right with fate
um it's a possibility but why don't you
try for her
because you know because um i'm sure
because fiona fiona comes on to having
open relationship right
i'm sure she's you're fine with uh both
of them now
but over time right fiona um fiona
really really really adores you and
she's a wonderful girl i text her a lot
we chat
we um she has never said a single
negative thing about you
she she adores you like and but she'll
be more open to doing stuff like you
know
having spa days getting pizza going out
together
you know and she's um she's newer
she's probably newer in the bedroom but
she's um she's willing to do it
she's willing to you know she's willing
to have fun with you
yes i agree and i appreciate all that
yeah i'm making the uh
short time as a short time count as best
as i can with her
oh i understand we're seen and known
about the future plus i don't want to
take her away
from the colleges she chose to go to
which i'm sure
is still in washington state right there
uh how far away do you live
from washington state because i i almost
was going to go to washington state
uh washington state is
right right and plus she's young she's a
lot of time too
um she's a lot of time to you know uh
travel visit you whatever and i mean
you you've done long distance before
haven't you
uh yeah a lot of just just relationships
but
yeah they suck i know they suck but
what's important is that you make uh
you make a relationship with her now and
that way it will stay like forever and
she'll come back to you
like she'll come back to you i'm sure
she would yes it is a possibility but i
am more i am more open i'm thinking more
on the
higher likelihood outcomes for this
timeline
sorry i'm just trying to get adjusted
okay that makes sense
uber buddy goober okay there you go he
was just
trying to get my lip yeah obviously
but yeah i still uh would want somebody
who was
younger or close to my age obviously i
don't know
you don't want anyone who's younger
uh about too many that's many others at
this point this time but
i mean obviously uh with my affirmations
right yeah
true um for like but at the convention
make sure to have a lot of fun with
you make sure to have a you know push it
with fiona have a lot of fun with her
right
because um yeah because now you're doing
this for
your mom yeah uh make sure i'll be there
i'll be there watching you guys making
sure that nobody is trying to
oh sorry my throat nobody's trying to
hurt you do anything i'll take photos of
you two i'll have
i'll have just a screenshot you know
like a slideshow of romantic stuff
between you guys
um you uh though the dance will be
awesome
i could take turns i'd like to dance
with her too and then you guys could
take the slow dance or whatever
and uh well we'll see what we can
arrange because
she only has a hotel room for the friday
nights
right yeah we want to get home
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back home before the grand galapagos oh
is she
oh girl i wanted to dance with her
because i thought it'd be i thought it'd
be so cute because since i'm there to
protect you guys right
i obviously i'm going to be enjoying the
like festivities with youtube but i
wanted to take like um
i wanted to make a uh oh like slideshow
and like memory thingy
of you guys together yeah and all the
other
uh
but how are you feeling christine how
are you feeling
because i know there's a lot of societal
pressure on you about like um
this thing with barbara there's a lot of
societal pressure and a lot of people
you know
consciously who jud like who would judge
and you know there's a lot of eyes on
you
it must be very stressful yeah yes
yeah i can imagine i'm so sorry about
all that stuff yeah
you always have them uh like again my
main job is photographer and bodyguard
but
i can dance for a little take photos of
uh other ladies that might want to dance
and
you know have fun experiment yet um yeah
you know don't don't just limit yourself
and i i i appreciate that you like um
the idea of um open relationships right
but
if uh fiona really wants to like commit
and settle down with you would you take
that
seriously and stop having open
relationships
um well i would consider i
what if she what if i get that but what
if um
what if in like 10 years after she's
done with college and you still have a
good relationship
and she's going to be a beautiful woman
and you know everything she says
christine i really really really want to
settle down with you
i love you from the bottom of my heart
what would you do
well okay well after she's done with
college and she's got herself
organized on the highly highly
unlikely event for this timeline
that she doesn't meet
her long-term sweetheart
that would be better for her
then i would definitely
be why do you think that
she has somebody else that's better for
her
well i mean i can't reveal too many
details i just can always say i can
always say that she's got
oh is this some uh psychic thingy is it
did you look into the future
yes oh okay i understand oh i
see well that makes sense that you're
not so confident but
yeah yeah it just really depends on the
person um how long are you staying at
the event for again sorry
um i'll stay in washington
like the plane ticket said i'll be uh
leaving i'll be leaving
washington on the following monday okay
so
yeah okay i'm just according with the
flight thing because i get mine for
because i get mine for like a really big
discount or free depending where they
put me right
so um they're just they're still kind of
iffy but i at least have the tickets but
they could change them so um but you're
you're from seattle to washington right
i don't know if we'll be on the same
flight but i could try
uh if they if i have two stops from like
from michigan to seattle to um yeah
to washington yeah
earth from like massachusetts yep
or something yeah we will it'll be fine
we could do it we could do it another
time because i have a cough and it's
hard to talk
and my throat kind of hurts all right i
understand
and i know the kind of person you are
and you're a good caring person
and i know that um you're doing it
because you love your mother
thank you look at my look at my cat
can you see him um
i see him a little bit
do you see how do you see how chubby he
is and you see how this fat coming out
from his neck he's got soap
so yeah she's got really
because apparently i don't believe her i
don't believe
any of her boyfriends and his husbands
they
haven't really reached in her g-spot
really right here
right oh okay so yours is a bit bigger
because i know you want to be with
somebody like yeah more experienced and
younger i know we've already said this
but i'm just
you know yeah and that's that's also one
thing i definitely appreciate in
the upcoming time with fiona because
apparently she's
uh she's had five face my cases of uh
having sex
or close to it at least yeah i believe
so she'd said that she had it before and
she
she seems to be very uh open and like
not
not scared or nervous she's experienced
and that's what you like right
but then also she's also had that
experience with the pedophile
japanese teacher apparently oh dear oh
yeah i don't know why you know like all
the lolly thing and stuff like
it again it's just if it's just a
drawing it's not that much of a problem
but when it's like
but people don't realize that it does it
does kind of cause um
it does cause people to get you know it
stops becoming a joke it becomes
people become more and more like
attracted then there are some crazes in
the world that
you know might use and it become more
more
uh become more likely to do that in
person it's like you know they say that
a lot of the
uh serial killers um the reason it came
that way was because of pornography
you know how easy it is to find stuff
like child porn online it's disgusting
but it's
everywhere oh my god holy crap
that's nasty i can't believe i've been
in jail before
oh you have i had no clue really
really um well essentially
uh i've been in jail twice
oh really yeah first time was uh when
snyder set off this trap on me that
time
so i spent time spending one night in
jail then
oh one night was there anybody there
yeah in jail with you
yes subway was in the jail cell with me
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we proceed towards it more slowly
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sorry i'm putting the volume for my i
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can't i have a really bad year because i
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just i got sick like you hear from my
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voice
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it's hard to hear anything at all but i
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could hear you now go ahead
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all right so anyway um everything
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with the offense and everything and i
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was feeling like i really needed a
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sensual release
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that's made that's my independence this
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side of the anchor for coming up
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right
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[Music]
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okay god said this is okay
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yeah then you don't really have anything
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to worry about if god himself said this
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is fine
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yeah yeah and uh so yeah i gave him lots
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of time for myself i was like okay so
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i'll take a time for it so but how did
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this
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happen how did this come about
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well on which just mainly i was
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really very horny and i need a true and
01:10
honest uh
01:11
relationship to come about so
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obviously this was one of the best ways
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to do it despite it
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i don't want to believe the labels at
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all but the obviously detail
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but the incest benefits
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i didn't know there was such a thing i
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didn't know there was incest fanfics
01:30
were there about you and barbara i can't
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believe that i didn't even think that
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i i knew that you guys had a good
01:36
relationship but i always thought
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because i'm not huge on christopher and
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you know whatever i just thought that
01:43
the whole sanitary franchise was very
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interesting
01:45
and that's how i um got into you when i
01:47
was younger right
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but i had i i didn't have any idea that
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barbara was um
01:54
the barber knew i had that sort of
01:55
relationship i never got any of those uh
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vibes
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but um how did you approach her
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with care and caution
02:07
time it was a um approach so i just
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gave her comfort to talk to her and we
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just
02:13
branched out slow and stay and that
02:15
night
02:17
that i i cursed her positively let her
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make the first move
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and oh she did really she made the first
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move
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yeah oh oh really wow
02:28
barbara how how did she do if you don't
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mind me asking
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what was the first move
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uh i don't remember
02:39
but that was her first move but my
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approach was
02:44
i forgot exactly what what terminology
02:47
terminology and approach i used but i
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that's good and what how did she respond
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when you um
02:59
when you approached her what'd she say
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don't i don't remember exactly what she
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said but it was
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i think she was partially confused at
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one point but
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but then she came around obviously but
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more
03:15
approaching but the more approaching
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right so she so she got into it
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how was did you how was the first kiss
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you kissed her how did that feel
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have you known this woman for your whole
03:29
life how did that feel
03:32
oh yeah i mean it was simple
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but yeah it's actually good right
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when did you start having feelings for
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barbara
03:44
obviously for you know well for a long
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time i mean i remember even mentioning
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some time ago in my
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videos that i even had dreams where i
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had
03:54
good things when i had sex with her
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obviously really yeah
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is that um i've i i heard of i don't
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know what it is
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per se but is that what otipus complex
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is called is when
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uh um is when you like your mother
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is that what it's called i don't know
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what it means though i just thought i
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thought i just
04:14
thought it might be yeah but yeah that's
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right
04:18
that's right yeah yeah that's right yeah
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how
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how if you don't mind me asking i know
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it's probably a person you have to
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answer but how is the sex
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i'd say it was satisfactory it took a
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while took a few tries to
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it took a few times yeah she is she's
04:34
older
04:37
and of course also she's very but the
04:40
whole thing is i was direct with her
04:42
still to recognize with her and i made
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sure that i
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yeah obviously i'm never gonna propose
04:48
marriage to her at all because we're
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already daughter
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yeah mother and daughter you know they
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say there's no
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there's no stronger bond than a mother
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and her daughter that's true
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i'm i'm pretty close to my mom i don't i
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don't think i'd be that close but
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i do i do in some ways project you know
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the kind of woman i'm interested in
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with the kind of woman my mother is and
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i didn't realize it until i got older
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it was like wow she she's not she kind
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of
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you know is similar has similar
05:17
qualities to my mother and i think oh
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you know
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shoot um i'm very i'm glad that you're
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telling me because a lot of people would
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hold this inside and it would
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tear them apart you know but then again
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yeah your
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your body is um your body now isn't it
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only like a projection of your true form
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aren't you from like you're from like
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another dimension right you're a sonichu
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yeah well not really a projection
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because this body is
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interdimensional
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but are you related to barbara and um
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are you related to barbara um in like uh
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the different dimensions
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uh i'm not sure how to answer that
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question off the bat right now because
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right you're just still figuring it out
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how long have you two been going at it
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sorry we've been doing it every third
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night and the first night being on june
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27th
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oh you have a routine oh yeah
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well at least you have a stable you have
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a stable relationship
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because you know it's not going to end
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like if anything happened you'd still be
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you would still be you know you'd still
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be mother and daughter you're it's not
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going to like be explosive breakup
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right that's at least that's comforting
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yeah
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yeah so you said since june june
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right it took us a few nights to figure
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out what will make life feel right and
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what
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do you guys act more like brother and
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daughter or do you guys act more like
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you know lovers when like say you come
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home from you know the supermarket and
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you see barbara
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uh would you say hey sweetheart or do
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you say hi mom
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oh yeah that's sweet that's sweet i i
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call my girlfriend love too
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well i used to the old one i i don't
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you're in a relationship i'm not so
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you're
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you're more experienced than i am
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definitely but you recently started
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dating fiona's and that that's true
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right in an open relationship
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yeah yeah
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right is barbara dating anybody else
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no but she's fine with you
07:58
dating other people right yeah she's
08:00
okay
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do you guys go on any dates or anything
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romantic like that
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well not anything
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but we do as often as possible eat at
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the dinner table together
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yeah i've never been able to much lately
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because i've had to switch to a
08:18
suit diet because after getting the
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crown
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oh did you i always thought the dentist
08:25
was a sham because whenever i
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because they say i'm genetically prone
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to get cavities even though i brush my
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teeth all the time
08:30
and no matter how i brush my teeth and
08:32
floss and i get a cavity
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the thing is if you ignore it i mean by
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ignore you like
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take care of it yourself it goes away
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for me but i never i don't think i ever
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got it crowded yeah
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i've got a gold over here i gold yeah
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yeah anyway uh so i had to get roots now
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before
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right ow it hurts yeah
08:54
i could appreciate that as well but um
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she's not
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exactly one the shopping type of right
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yeah
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right it was still trying to remember
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her
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in her childhood right that's true yeah
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towards the possibility right
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yeah knowing knowing you christine i
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think that
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uh because you i i know i understand
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that she's mature
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you know and she's mature and she's wise
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she's wise in her ways
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um you know she has experience and she
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loves you
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and you two have a great relationship
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but wouldn't you want somebody who's
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younger right and you keep
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up more with your energy yeah um yeah
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obviously but obviously
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there's fiona fiona is very interested
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in you fiona
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yeah fiona is very interested in you
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she's a super girl
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yeah i know but i have foreseen
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i have looked into the future and i know
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she's gonna find her
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better launch her sweetheart fiona
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are you sure because fiona fiona talks
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to me saying
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how great you are and how much he loves
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you right
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maybe because the future can't change
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right with fate
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um it's a possibility but why don't you
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try for her
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because you know because um i'm sure
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because fiona fiona comes on to having
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open relationship right
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i'm sure she's you're fine with uh both
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of them now
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but over time right fiona um fiona
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really really really adores you and
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she's a wonderful girl i text her a lot
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we chat
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we um she has never said a single
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negative thing about you
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she she adores you like and but she'll
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be more open to doing stuff like you
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know
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having spa days getting pizza going out
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together
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you know and she's um she's newer
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she's probably newer in the bedroom but
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she's um she's willing to do it
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she's willing to you know she's willing
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to have fun with you
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yes i agree and i appreciate all that
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yeah i'm making the uh
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short time as a short time count as best
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as i can with her
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oh i understand we're seen and known
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about the future plus i don't want to
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take her away
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from the colleges she chose to go to
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which i'm sure
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is still in washington state right there
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uh how far away do you live
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from washington state because i i almost
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was going to go to washington state
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uh washington state is
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right right and plus she's young she's a
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lot of time too
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um she's a lot of time to you know uh
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travel visit you whatever and i mean
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you you've done long distance before
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haven't you
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uh yeah a lot of just just relationships
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but
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yeah they suck i know they suck but
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what's important is that you make uh
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you make a relationship with her now and
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that way it will stay like forever and
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she'll come back to you
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like she'll come back to you i'm sure
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she would yes it is a possibility but i
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am more i am more open i'm thinking more
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on the
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higher likelihood outcomes for this
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timeline
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sorry i'm just trying to get adjusted
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okay that makes sense
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uber buddy goober okay there you go he
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was just
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trying to get my lip yeah obviously
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but yeah i still uh would want somebody
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who was
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younger or close to my age obviously i
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don't know
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you don't want anyone who's younger
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uh about too many that's many others at
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this point this time but
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i mean obviously uh with my affirmations
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right yeah
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true um for like but at the convention
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make sure to have a lot of fun with
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you make sure to have a you know push it
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with fiona have a lot of fun with her
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right
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because um yeah because now you're doing
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this for
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your mom yeah uh make sure i'll be there
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i'll be there watching you guys making
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sure that nobody is trying to
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oh sorry my throat nobody's trying to
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hurt you do anything i'll take photos of
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you two i'll have
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i'll have just a screenshot you know
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like a slideshow of romantic stuff
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between you guys
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um you uh though the dance will be
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awesome
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i could take turns i'd like to dance
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with her too and then you guys could
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take the slow dance or whatever
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and uh well we'll see what we can
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arrange because
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she only has a hotel room for the friday
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nights
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right yeah we want to get home
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back home before the grand galapagos oh
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is she
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oh girl i wanted to dance with her
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because i thought it'd be i thought it'd
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be so cute because since i'm there to
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protect you guys right
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i obviously i'm going to be enjoying the
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like festivities with youtube but i
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wanted to take like um
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i wanted to make a uh oh like slideshow
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and like memory thingy
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of you guys together yeah and all the
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other
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uh
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but how are you feeling christine how
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are you feeling
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because i know there's a lot of societal
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pressure on you about like um
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this thing with barbara there's a lot of
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societal pressure and a lot of people
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you know
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consciously who jud like who would judge
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and you know there's a lot of eyes on
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you
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it must be very stressful yeah yes
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yeah i can imagine i'm so sorry about
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all that stuff yeah
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you always have them uh like again my
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main job is photographer and bodyguard
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but
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i can dance for a little take photos of
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uh other ladies that might want to dance
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and
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you know have fun experiment yet um yeah
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you know don't don't just limit yourself
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and i i i appreciate that you like um
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the idea of um open relationships right
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but
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if uh fiona really wants to like commit
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and settle down with you would you take
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that
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seriously and stop having open
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relationships
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um well i would consider i
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what if she what if i get that but what
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if um
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what if in like 10 years after she's
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done with college and you still have a
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good relationship
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and she's going to be a beautiful woman
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and you know everything she says
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christine i really really really want to
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settle down with you
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i love you from the bottom of my heart
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what would you do
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well okay well after she's done with
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college and she's got herself
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organized on the highly highly
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unlikely event for this timeline
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that she doesn't meet
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her long-term sweetheart
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that would be better for her
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then i would definitely
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be why do you think that
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she has somebody else that's better for
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her
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well i mean i can't reveal too many
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details i just can always say i can
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always say that she's got
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oh is this some uh psychic thingy is it
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did you look into the future
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yes oh okay i understand oh i
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see well that makes sense that you're
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not so confident but
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yeah yeah it just really depends on the
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person um how long are you staying at
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the event for again sorry
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um i'll stay in washington
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like the plane ticket said i'll be uh
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leaving i'll be leaving
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washington on the following monday okay
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so
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yeah okay i'm just according with the
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flight thing because i get mine for
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because i get mine for like a really big
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discount or free depending where they
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put me right
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so um they're just they're still kind of
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iffy but i at least have the tickets but
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they could change them so um but you're
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you're from seattle to washington right
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i don't know if we'll be on the same
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flight but i could try
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uh if they if i have two stops from like
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from michigan to seattle to um yeah
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to washington yeah
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earth from like massachusetts yep
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or something yeah we will it'll be fine
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we could do it we could do it another
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time because i have a cough and it's
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hard to talk
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and my throat kind of hurts all right i
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understand
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and i know the kind of person you are
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and you're a good caring person
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and i know that um you're doing it
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because you love your mother
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thank you look at my look at my cat
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can you see him um
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i see him a little bit
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do you see how do you see how chubby he
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is and you see how this fat coming out
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from his neck he's got soap
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so yeah she's got really
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because apparently i don't believe her i
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don't believe
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any of her boyfriends and his husbands
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they
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haven't really reached in her g-spot
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really right here
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right oh okay so yours is a bit bigger
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because i know you want to be with
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somebody like yeah more experienced and
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younger i know we've already said this
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but i'm just
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you know yeah and that's that's also one
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thing i definitely appreciate in
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the upcoming time with fiona because
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apparently she's
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uh she's had five face my cases of uh
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having sex
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or close to it at least yeah i believe
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so she'd said that she had it before and
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she
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she seems to be very uh open and like
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not
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not scared or nervous she's experienced
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and that's what you like right
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but then also she's also had that
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experience with the pedophile
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japanese teacher apparently oh dear oh
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yeah i don't know why you know like all
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the lolly thing and stuff like
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it again it's just if it's just a
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drawing it's not that much of a problem
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but when it's like
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but people don't realize that it does it
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does kind of cause um
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it does cause people to get you know it
19:55
stops becoming a joke it becomes
19:57
people become more and more like
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attracted then there are some crazes in
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the world that
20:00
you know might use and it become more
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more
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uh become more likely to do that in
20:05
person it's like you know they say that
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a lot of the
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uh serial killers um the reason it came
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that way was because of pornography
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you know how easy it is to find stuff
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like child porn online it's disgusting
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but it's
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everywhere oh my god holy crap
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that's nasty i can't believe i've been
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in jail before
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oh you have i had no clue really
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really um well essentially
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uh i've been in jail twice
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oh really yeah first time was uh when
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snyder set off this trap on me that
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time
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so i spent time spending one night in
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jail then
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oh one night was there anybody there
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yeah in jail with you
20:59
yes subway was in the jail cell with me
 
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melcarba99 said:
The more I listen to the audio, the less sure I am someone, or at least her, put the idea of having sex with his mother.
1. She legit seems to know little about that.
2. No indication of Chris being thankful to her for the idea.
3. She seems more interested in setting him with this Fionna character.
4. We know Chris has expressed sexual desires for his mother for a long time.
My guess is that they wanted to get some sex tapes, another pickleman prank, or to be able to extort him, chris got confident with this girl and slowly revealed he was raping his mother. Stupid little girl takes a while to realize how fucked up this is, but eventually comes to her sense and leaks the audio.
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I agree. Remember how during Idea Guys saga people smelled from mile away that Chris was manipulated by someone? This is not what happened here, in fact, I'd say that Chris manipulated us with that bullshit about "50-y.o. girlfriend" to cover his tracks. For the majority of the recording it is he who talks the most about having sex with his mother and that bitch just nods and cheers to keep him talking.
 
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melcarba99 said:
The more I listen to the audio, the less sure I am someone, or at least her, put the idea of having sex with his mother.
1. She legit seems to know little about that.
2. No indication of Chris being thankful to her for the idea.
3. She seems more interested in setting him with this Fionna character.
4. We know Chris has expressed sexual desires for his mother for a long time.
My guess is that they wanted to get some sex tapes, another pickleman prank, or to be able to extort him, chris got confident with this girl and slowly revealed he was raping his mother. Stupid little girl takes a while to realize how fucked up this is, but eventually comes to her sense and leaks the audio.
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Exactly. If she had been convincing him slowly that this was a good idea, the incest topic would sound like it's more casually brought up but when they spoke it was like he was telling her about it for the first time, IMO.
 
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Fritos said:
People surely would have known if he did. Right?
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Is he lying just to keep the conversation going or something? I can't imagine him hiding a crime this huge from the public considering how much of a blabber mouth he is.
 
WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
He wouldn't be out, that would be serious time and would 100% revoke his Teflon Tard card.
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"Guys, Chris would never watch CP on his own, he was clearly manipulated into this by some fucked-up trolls!"

linchan said:
Is he lying just to keep the conversation going or something? I can't imagine him hiding a crime this huge from the public considering how much of a blabber mouth he is.
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Well, police will have to check their hoard and probably seize his phone and PC, so we will find out eventually.
 
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Transcribing. Slow progress cause I want to fucking throw up every five seconds.


Chris: (unclear) … more slowly.

Bella: Mmhmm. Sorry, I’m putting up the volume, for my - I can’t - I have a really bad ear, because I can’t, I just - I got sick, like, it (kicked) my voice. It’s hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now, go ahead?

Chris: Alright. So anyway, uhh, everyth- the events, and everything, and I was (unclear) … sexual release…

Bella: Mmhmm.

Chris: And that’s (very unclear, low volume)

Bella: Right?

Chris: So… and then the, uh, it was coming to good alignment,

Bella: … right?

Chris: .. the signs were all there …

(Garbled, interference on Bella’s mike, Chris speaking on. Brief video clarity of something moving a camera.)

Bella: God said this was ok? Yeah, then you don’t really have anything to worry about, if God himself said ‘this is fine’.

Chris: … Yeah… And, uh… so yeah, (unclear) so I said to my self, I was like, “ok, so I’ll take the time for it” (?)

Bella: But how did this happen? How did this come about?

Chris: (exhale) Well, on which is mainly, on just feeling very horny, and I need to, uh… be true and honest, relationship to come about, so (?), obviously, this was one of the best ways to do it. Despite it being one of the uh, (garbled) I don’t want to believe labels, and all,

Bella: Right.

Chris: … but, obviously (unclear) the incest fanfics have come true and shit.

Bella: I didn’t even know there was such a thing. I didn’t even know there was incest fan fiction. Were there about you and Barbara? I can’t believe that. I didn’t even think that, I-I knew that you guys had a good relationship, but I always thought, ah, ‘cause I’m not huge on ‘Christory’, and you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting, and that’s how I - how I got into you, when I was younger, right? But I had - I (stammers) no idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship, I never got any of those vibes - but, um, how did you approach her?

Chris: I approached her with care and caution.

Bella: Mm?

Chris: It was a- it was a time first (?) so I just gave her comfort and talked with her, and… just branched out, slow and steady, and then I - I encouraged her positively, let her make the first move, she wanted to do it and she -

Bella: Oh she did, really? She made the first move?

Chris: … yeah.

Bella: Oh. Oh really? (Chris mumbling in BG) Wow, Barbara, heh heh! How - how did she do it, if you don’t mind me asking? What was the first move?

(Long pause)

Chris: … Uh, uh, I don’t remember ‘salty, um… what was her first move, my first was… hm… well, I forget exactly what termin-terminology I used, but I approached with care and caution.

Bella: That’s good.

Chris: and I was - I was most- I direct and curt with her for the most part.

Bella: That’s good. And what - how did she respond, when you, um, when you approached her? What’d she say?

Chis: Well - I don’t remember exactly what she said, but it was kinda - it was - I think she was partially confused at one point, but - but then she came around, obviously, with more approach- with more approaching, that I was doing with her along the way.

Bella: Right, so she (Chris mumbling) … so she got into it. How was - did you… how was the first kiss? You kissed her? How did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?

Chris: Oh yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh - lip-lip-lock, lip to lip kiss content, but yeah, it was actually good, it felt right.

Bella: When did you start having feelings for Barbara?

Chris: Obviously for … well, for a long time, I mean, I remember, mentioning some time ago (mumbling) I had dreams where I had … w-were dreams were I had sex with her sex with her, obviously, so…

Bella: Really? Yeah.

Chris: (stammers a second)

Bella: Is that, uh, um, I heard of, I don’t know what it is, per say, but is that what Oedipus complex is called, when, uhhh, um, (Chris mumbling) is when you like your mother? Is that what it’s called, I don’t know what it means though, I just thought, I just thought - might be…

Chris: Yeah, but - yeah, that’s right. Oedipus complex.

Bella: Oedipus, that’s right, yeah. Yeah, that’s right. Yeah. How - how, if you don’t mind me asking, I know it’s probably personal, you don’t have to answer but, how is the sex?
 
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Chris: Eh, I’d say - it was satisfactory. Took a while, took a couple tries to-

Bella: (amused) Took a few tries - yeahhh - she is - she is older!

Chris: (unclear) It was also, she’s a very understanding adult still very direct and honest with her - and I made sure, that yeah - obviously, I I’m never gonna propose marriage to her at all, cause we’re daughter and mom -

Bella: Yeah - mother and daughter. You know - you know they say, there’s no stronger bond, than a mother and her daughter. That’s true. I’m - I’m pretty close to my mom, (chris mumbling in BG) I don’t - I don’t think I’d be that close, but I do - I do in a some ways, project, you know - the kinda woman I’m interested in, with the kind of woman my mother is? And I didn’t realize it ’til I got older, it was - wow! She’s not - she’s - she’s kinda… you know, similar, has similar qualities to my mother. And like - oh, you know? Shoot. Um…. I’m very - I’m glad that you’re telling me, cause a lot of people would hold this inside, and it would tear them apart, you know, but then again -

Chris: Yeah.

Bella: … you’re - your body is, um, your body now, is, isn’t it all now just a projection of your true form? Aren’t you from like - you’re from like, another dimension, right? You’re a Sonichu…

Chris: … Yeah. Well, Not really a projection, because this body is inter dimensional -

Bella: Yeah, it’s interdimensional…

Chris: Buh-

Bella: But are you related to Barbara, in um, are you related to Barbara in uh, umm, in like, uhh, the.. the different dimensions?

Chris: ... Uh... I'm not sure how to answer that question off the bat right now, cause -

Bella: Right. You're just still figurin' it out. How long have you two been going at it..?

Chris: Well within, uh, d-

Bella: (COUGHS) Sorry?

Chris: We've been doing it every third night, and the first night being on June 27th.

Bella: Oh, you've a routine? Oh.

Chris: Yeah.

Bella: Well at least you're having stable - you have a stable relationship. Because you know s'not gonna end - it's not gonna, if anything happened, you'd still be... you would still be, you know... you'd still be mother and daughter? It's not gonna like, you know, be explosive breakup, right? That's - at least that's comforting! Yeah.

Chris: Yeah!
 
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100%black said:
Doesn't sound like it to me. It just sounds like he says "I've been to jail before". In his autistic mind, it's probably him saying he wouldn't do it because he doesn't like jail.
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I think she just heard "I've been to jail for it", and it just took her aback. Maybe that's why the flow of the conversation sounds like he was caught doing CP
 
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