New call audio [21 minutes]

[Senior Citizen Virgin]

I've always found that scratchy, sick-voice to be kinda hot for some reason but this chick ruins it

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Let me guess tomorrow we gonna get an hour recording.

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

i wish someone with a voice that is not hard to listen to for more than five minutes made this call instead

 

[Philosophy Phil]

I wonder how many versions of this call exist.

This is like the 3rd or 4th version that's been leaked.

5th version (2 hour version) just dropped!
Get it while its hot!

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Am I just around zoomers too much because I don't notice anything about that girls voice that is any worse than any under 25 american/canadian.

 

[A Money Creature]

Am I just around zoomers too much because I don't notice anything about that girls voice that is any worse than any under 25 american/canadian.

She almost clearly sounds like she's copying Kasey in the way she's talking to him

 

[Moon Man]

Am I just around zoomers too much because I don't notice anything about that girls voice that is any worse than any under 25 american/canadian.

she sounds like someone intentionally trying to sound like a dumb cunt, like on Crank Yankers

 

[Medulseur]

“i was very horny” mf used his mom like a wrinkly sex toy wow

Ribbed for his pleasure.

 

[samoajones]

You can just hear the girl in the call acting all excited. She was living a ween's wet dream.

This is true -- she's clearly thrilled to be privy to this sick shit -- but also, holy fuck, does she want him to get with Fiona. She's way more interested in that... she's placating him about the incest so that she can then butter him up about Fiona.

Which, he could not care less about. Hilarious when Bella paints a scenario where Fiona is desperately in love with him for a decade and wants to get married, and Chris's response is "I'd consider it."

Very disturbing when Bella talks about how easy it is to get loli (trying to make it sound like she, y'know, disapproves) and Chris gives a huge "YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

 

[Gunt Gallop]

I don't think I can handle listening to this a third time, would someone ping me if it's transcribed please and thank you?

 

[Prester John]

Does he finally confess to participating in the JFK assassination in this one? I just KNOW this fucker was involved somehow.

He and Ted Cruz's dad, working together.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

This is true -- she's clearly thrilled to be privy to this sick shit -- but also, holy fuck, does she want him to get with Fiona. She's way more interested in that... she's placating him about the incest so that she can then butter him up about Fiona.

Which, he could not care less about. Hilarious when Bella paints a scenario where Fiona is desperately in love with him for a decade and wants to get married, and Chris's response is "I'd consider it."

Very disturbing when Bella talks about how easy it is to get loli (trying to make it sound like she, y'know, disapproves) and Chris gives a huge "YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

Why would Chris want to try and build an entirely new relationship with some dumb autist when there's perfectly fine pussy at home and she's someone you've known your whole life?

 

[Altera]

I don't think I can handle listening to this a third time, would someone ping me if it's transcribed please and thank you?

So basically theres just an extra 9 minutes where she talks about fiona and chris seems disinterested in meeting her, and shes like "but whhhhhy" and chris keeps saying "because shes going to find someone her own age shes an attractive girl" and bella is like BUT WHHHHHHHHHY??????

Repeat for 9 minutes.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Weens should just release the full version or fuck off lmao

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

is this the one that completely exonerates his mother fucking?

 

[Looney Troons]

This isn’t worth listening to. Wait for the transcript.

 

[The Last Stand]

When fucking Chris' has better audio quality than you, you fucked up hard.

LEARN TO RECORD

 

[WTFisgoingon]

Weens should just release the full version or fuck off lmao

But how else would they milk the fuck out if it for attention?

 

[OrsonZedd]

I can't finish this. The sad thing is, I think Fiona might have been genuinely in love with Chris.

 

[LadiosSopp]

The trickling out of these progressively longer videos is fucking aggravating. Just drop the whole damn thing already you fucking weens.

It doesn't help having to listen to tuberculosis mode Kacey and her inability to record in anything more than 28kbps audio.