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Jackie Puppet said:
The odds in Vegas about 'What will happen to Chris Chan in prison' are:

Raped -200

Suicide 5-1

Joins Arayan brotherhood 17-1
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What are the odds for "severe beating due to autism"? Like attempting to emulate TV show prison scenarios to cope.

Such as the ol' "pick a fight in order to show dominance" or "attempt to buck break Tyrone in the middle of the cafeteria"
 
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I was too late for the other thread so I'm here now.
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Chris is going to going to take a plea deal just like 95% of all other criminal cases. Insanity plea takes years to prove and he will most likely rot in jail during the entire time so he will plea out so he can go to Prison/Probation. At least in prison, there will be things he can draw with.
 
Fritos said:
Yeah most of the people across the internet don't know the difference between a real trans person and a transtrender. that's why people kepe having the pronoun discussion
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A lot of troon-sympathizers (read: twitter users) do know the difference but believe that you don't need GD to be a transgender and believe that it it a HUMAN RIGHT to be called whatever pronouns you wish (don't tell them that felons lose their human rights).
 
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sakuma said:
Now I'm thinking about if they auction off his shit.

Could you imagine, years from now, a little kid goes to Goodwill and buys the medallion, thinking it's cute? Unaware of what they actually own?

I'm convinced that would start the cycle again.
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The poor kid would put it on and get possessed by autism.
 
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sakuma said:
Now I'm thinking about if they auction off his shit.

Could you imagine, years from now, a little kid goes to Goodwill and buys the medallion, thinking it's cute? Unaware of what they actually own?

I'm convinced that would start the cycle again.
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Nobody could possibly think that the medallion in the state that it is in, is "cute."
 
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Do you guys think being alone in his cell has caused Chris to realize the reality of the situation?

When he got arrested he was 100% sure the merge was happening.

In his mugshot he is smiling like an absolute buffoon.

So do you think while Chris is alone in a holding cell late at night unable to sleep he is realizing how absolutely screwed he is and that even if he gets out his life will never be the same again?

Or do you guys think that he is still smiling like an absolute buffoon in his holding cell thinking that the merge is finally coming to fruition?
 

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GypsyBard said:
Do you guys think being alone in his cell has caused Chris to realize the reality of the situation?

When he got arrested he was 100% sure the merge was happening.

In his mugshot he is smiling like an absolute buffoon.

So do you think while Chris is alone in a holding cell late at night unable to sleep he is realizing how absolutely screwed he is and that even if he gets out his life will never be the same again?

Or do you guys think that he is still smiling like an absolute buffoon in his holding cell thinking that the merge is finally coming to fruition?
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Is he in a mens or womens prison?
 
GypsyBard said:
Do you guys think being alone in his cell has caused Chris to realize the reality of the situation?

When he got arrested he was 100% sure the merge was happening.

In his mugshot he is smiling like an absolute buffoon.

So do you think while Chris is alone in a holding cell late at night unable to sleep he is realizing how absolutely screwed he is and that even if he gets out his life will never be the same again?

Or do you guys think that he is still smiling like an absolute buffoon in his holding cell thinking that the merge is finally coming to fruition?
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Isn't that obvious? Nothing really matters, since he had sex and hit that G-spot better than his own father. And he is gonna have a lot more of it in the future.
 
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GypsyBard said:
Do you guys think being alone in his cell has caused Chris to realize the reality of the situation?

When he got arrested he was 100% sure the merge was happening.

In his mugshot he is smiling like an absolute buffoon.

So do you think while Chris is alone in a holding cell late at night unable to sleep he is realizing how absolutely screwed he is and that even if he gets out his life will never be the same again?

Or do you guys think that he is still smiling like an absolute buffoon in his holding cell thinking that the merge is finally coming to fruition?
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Some anime autism incoming but Chris reminds me so much of All for One when he got imprisoned. He just got the crap beat out of him and locked up but was smiling like a freak and had no remorse because he knew things were going his way despite his defeat.

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In a similar light Chris is in the same situation and he cannot stop smiling because he knows in his heart that the dimensional merge is under way.
 
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