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GypsyBard said:
Do you guys think being alone in his cell has caused Chris to realize the reality of the situation?

When he got arrested he was 100% sure the merge was happening.

In his mugshot he is smiling like an absolute buffoon.

So do you think while Chris is alone in a holding cell late at night unable to sleep he is realizing how absolutely screwed he is and that even if he gets out his life will never be the same again?

Or do you guys think that he is still smiling like an absolute buffoon in his holding cell thinking that the merge is finally coming to fruition?
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Despite Chris' protests and insistence that he wants trolls to leave him alone, the truth of the matter is that he LOVES it. He CRAVES attention of any sort, but the bad kind especially fuels his delusions of being the one hero against a world that wants to defeat him. Way back during the age of Liquid Chris when he first decided to bow out and leave Chris alone, Chris was furious. He wasn't happy that a troll was finally leaving him alone, he was pissed because he felt like he could truly win their back and forth rivalry and Liquid just took his ball and went home. He felt that he was entitled to everything Liquid had, including his girlfriend. It was probably one of the most revealing moments of his whole story: he needs attention of any kind.

Which bring us to this. In Chris' mind this is probably a return to form. It's the most attention he's gotten in like almost five years. All eyes are on him and he's reveling in it. Hell, he even has real life Jerkops arresting him just like his comics. It's no wonder he thinks the Dimensional Merge is happening. You know what would actually break Chris if he does get sent to a real prison? Not the beatings, not dropping the soap, but solitary confinement with no toys, computer, or anything to entertain himself and no one there to give him attention. He'd crack like cheap glass in solitary.
 
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GypsyBard said:
Do you guys think being alone in his cell has caused Chris to realize the reality of the situation?

When he got arrested he was 100% sure the merge was happening.

In his mugshot he is smiling like an absolute buffoon.

So do you think while Chris is alone in a holding cell late at night unable to sleep he is realizing how absolutely screwed he is and that even if he gets out his life will never be the same again?

Or do you guys think that he is still smiling like an absolute buffoon in his holding cell thinking that the merge is finally coming to fruition?
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I think hes just going to recede further into his delusions. I mean, he thinks he can just swap bodies with characters from another dimension. So, to Chris there are no consequences, as he can just go somewhere else when he pleases. I wouldn't be surprised if magichan "switches bodies" with Chris during they trail to defend him.
 
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INT 13h AH=42h said:
Nobody could possibly think that the medallion in the state that it is in, is "cute."
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I do like the juxtaposition of the medallion and how it correlates to Chris's mental state though. 11 years ago it was this autistic token of his infatuation with his "OC" character, a combined imitation of 2 childrens characters. It was relatively clean and well taken care of, bright colours, and you can tell that he summoned all of his mental faculties and concentration to block out the ADHD long enough to complete it. In a way it represented a hopeful time in Chris's life where in some way he probably thought he could make it if he really tried.

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11 years later and its current iteration is this washed out, lazy, coom soaked, grease and filth encrusted blob of shit that looks like it's fallen apart and been glued back together so many times it barely resembles the original. The way it's turned around in the last picture is almost poetic.

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It is funny imagining punished Chris being let out of jail and the prison officer handing him back his personal effects. You'd want to think that he would have learned something and would toss it straight in the trash, but you know he would put it straight back on.
 
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AnimeAvatard said:
Some anime autism incoming but Chris reminds me so much of All for One when he got imprisoned. He just got the crap beat out of him and locked up but was smiling like a freak and had no remorse because he knew things were going his way despite his defeat.

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In a similar light Chris is in the same situation and he cannot stop smiling because he knows in his heart that the dimensional merge is under way.
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Pretty sure even All For One didn't fuck his geriatric dementia mom
 
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geewizz said:
I do like the juxtaposition of the medallion and how it correlates to Chris's mental state though. 11 years ago it was this autistic token of his infatuation with his "OC" character, a combined imitation of 2 childrens characters. It was relatively clean and well taken care of, bright colours, and you can tell that he summoned all of his mental faculties and concentration to block out the ADHD long enough to complete it. In a way it represented a hopeful time in Chris's life where in some way he probably thought he could make it if he really tried.

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11 years later and its current iteration is this washed out, lazy, coom soaked, grease and filth encrusted blob of shit that looks like it's fallen apart and been glued back together so many times it barely resembles the original. The way it's turned around in the last picture is almost poetic.

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It is funny imagining punished Chris being let out of jail and the prison officer handing him back his personal effects. You'd want to think that he would have learned something and would toss it straight in the trash, but you know he would put it straight back on.
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>The Medallion is a physical representation of Chris' mind and soul
Imagine breaking your own phylactery and shoving it up your ass.
 
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Feline Supremacist said:
I imagine what the managing attorney at the local public defender's office might say at the case meeting: "Wait, this guy is 39, is on SSI and has an army of internet fans that buy his shitty work and pay for him to shill his crap at conventions yet he fucked his senile mother, even tying her up? Make sure he understands what's going on and what the possible outcome will be, get him to plead and maybe see if you can get him some psychiatric help but remember we have a huge caseload so don't spend too much time on this".
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Shit. Chris' 40th birthday is gonna be in the clincker isn't it?
 
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Criminal Stupidity said:
Are there Cherokee gangs in Virginia? Chris becoming a prison War Chief would be the best unbelievable saga.
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There are pretty much no Cherokee people left east of the Mississippi. By Cherokee people I mean people who look like Native Americans, not people who have like .03% Cherokee in them.
 
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