POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Murray pure]

His own creations may contribute to his downfall. How poetic.

Not a chance. The minute a lawyer shows that picture to the jury, the entire court room will erupt in one singular orgasm and the judge will dismiss the case.

 

[Pringles Can]

This went from morbid to morbid-funny. Soon we'll be all the way in funny land

When the wacky prison adventures begin, it will be funny again.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

He changed his driving license to F a few years ago and I believe his name is legally now Christine, but I'm not sure if that counts.

I know Riley (one of KevKev's orbiters) apparently has different gender markers (M/F/X) on different IDs to own the cis or something dumb like that, so it's unclear what exactly counts as a legal gender change

>giving urself more struggles just out of spite for some theoretical nobody
are they female? sounds like female behavior

trust me having any kinda different identifiers on your IDs is nothing but a pain when it comes to official business, they wont get off ur ass about it

 

[duckshelter]

I hope there's a court session only for Sonichu #8.

 

[Margo Martindale]

 

[RyujiHirasaka]

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feel like shit just want him back bros

You could power a reasonably sized country from harnessing the power of this dude spinning in his grave

 

[lolwatagain]

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feel like shit just want him back bros

Bob's death was when it all started to come tumbling down.

 

[Homer Simpson]

The statute doesn't differentiate between Mother-Daughter and Mother-Son incest.

Starts out as any person but classifies it with "his" after. I think the idea is incest is "penetrative" so they never thought a female could do it. Some states rape laws are like that, so women can only be charged with sexual battery.

B. Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 felony.

 

[Fart]

can you imagine the collective TERF rage if he and the twitter trooners get their way and he ends up in a cell block full of boyfriend free girls

If it's not the TERFs who have en epic meltdown, it will be the troons. Regardless of the outcome, there will be plenty of lulz to come.

 

[Reverend]

Wouldn't be surprised if some weens start squatting 14 BC, or at the very least ransack it for relics.

Who would go into that hoarder's house? IT's a death trap, the cats alone will kill and eat each other and whatever of the dog is left will probably starve.
If anything someone would do those animal's a solid and free them from that hell hole.

 

[lolwatagain]

Starts out as any person but classifies it with "his" after. I think the idea is incest is "penetrative" so they never thought a female could do it. Some states rape laws are like that, so women can only be charged with sexual battery.

It's just a pronoun. Contrary to Troon's beliefs, pronouns are meaningless. They're even more meaningless in legislation, where he and she are gender neutral.

 

[Professor Iris]

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It's always Sunny in CWCville.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Will Chris' interrogation video be publicly available in the near future? I wanna see how the detectives manage Chris' delusional talk and what kind of psychological tricks they'll use to get him to blab.

 

[Seeking a cute anime girl]

Bob's death was when it all started to come tumbling down.

Maybe if the Health Department of Greene County did see their mess of a house they would have noticed the absolute shit show thats going on and maybe just maybe someone would have actually intervened chris before this all happend.

 

[God Sucks Dick]

also show the chart bro

 

[Dread First]

Anyone else looking forward to the inevitable JCS Criminal Psychology analysis that'll come out in 2-3 years after Chris's interrogation tapes inevitably leak?

 

[TVStactic]

I can't wait for the oncoming shitstorm/misgendering chimpout that's gonna happen now that Facebook normies know of Chris.

Reddit was on some damage control earlier.
also:

>he

People try to respect pronouns, but in their heart they know the truth.

 

[Faggitory]

This went from morbid to morbid-funny. Soon we'll be all the way in funny land

The incest arc not only brought in people from the various subforms on this site, but it also brought 12,000 or so normies from off site to look at the train wreck. Isn't it neat how powerful Chris Chan related news is?

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

If it's not the TERFs who have en epic meltdown, it will be the troons. Regardless of the outcome, there will be plenty of lulz to come.

To be fair, TERFs deal with the whole "man in a woman's prison" situation a lot, and just make boring petitions, or call their senators about it. They'll complain on Twitter, but it's incomparable to tranny meltdowns.

Troons on the other hand will bombard Twitter with pictures of their soiled diapers with "trans women are women" written on it, sending franken-pussy nudes out in the open as protest, or draw Steven Universe OCs in wheelchairs holding up signs that say "WE WILL NOT BE DIVIDED! TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!"

I think I would prefer troon meltdowns any day. They bring in much funnier content.

 

[Rakoon]

So I guess judge found him to be a flight risk after all. LOL.

To you and me, he's the most documented man in the history. To the court system he's just an autistic lunatic with a criminal record, no employment for the past decade and effectively homeless as of now.

What happens next and what is the timeframe? Is he just gonna be held in jail until the trial?