POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[FluorideHuffer]

I think it's going to funny when Chris becomes a Trans[tm] Icon[tm], and the Trans[tm] Community[tm] all pours out to defend him and his retarded pronouns, against the false charges and evil white supremacist trolls

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You can be Hispanic and white, so on government forms Hispanic/Latino is basically a modifier of other races.

As a white person from Spain, I can say these classifications are dumb. You're either black, white or brown, or somewhere in between.

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

I think it's going to funny when Chris becomes a Trans[tm] Icon[tm], and the Trans[tm] Community[tm] all pours out to defend him and his retarded pronouns, against the false charges and evil white supremacist trolls

Bro they already do this.

 

[lolwatagain]

So I guess judge found him to be a flight risk after all. LOL.

To you and me, he's the most documented man in the history. To the court system he's just an autistic lunatic with a criminal record, no employment for the past decade and effectively homeless as of now.

What happens next and what is the timeframe? Is he just gonna be held in jail until the trial?

We won't know if he'll get bail until tomorrow.

 

[RyujiHirasaka]

We won't know if he'll get bail until tomorrow.

Watching this unfold in real time is the most interesting thing that's happened to me in a long time

 

[Doctor Krieger]

It's always Sunny in CWCville.

“The Gang Goes To Prison”

 

[Doctor Krieger]

Watching this unfold in real time is the most interesting thing that's happened to me in a long time

That’s kinda sad

 

[Kier Starmer]

Dude the This is Monsters special on this is going to be so fucking long with the history preamble.

 

[Pinainas]

A not gonna happen since no one is gonna recognize chris as an actual tranny (besides you need bottom """"surgery""""" in order to get into a female prison anyway despite what terfs like to say)
B are you implying chris raping his mom isnt real rape?

I'm only here to farm dopamine points, my guy

 

[RyujiHirasaka]

That’s kinda sad

shut up

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I wonder if he's been given a public defender yet.

Do we think Chris will have the wherewithal to plead the 5th and ask for a lawyer? Or will he forget what the investigator told him after five minutes and just keep talking?

 

[MarkIV]

has anyone confirmed if officer nasty is working at the same location?

 

[Red Mask]

I really don’t don’t give a shit what Chris-chan claims to be. Woman, man, trans, whatever. Shitheel is the most accurate “pronoun.” Someone ought to do that sometime. ”Shitheel/Shithealm” or something.

 

[Bonesaw]

Can you imagine the guards who had to check Chrises Medalion hole to see if he suitcased anything?

 

[General Tug Boat]

Who the fuck designed their website?
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Didn't know that Chris reopened the Sonichu website under a different domain. Who would of known, the clues where always there...

 

[Stupid Cunt]

Chris could unironically be facing life in prison

He wakes up and is Chris Chan. He was already serving a life sentence.

 

[Snuckening]

The "pending charges" are probably rape charges. Most of us first learned about CWC due to his Love Quest antics (YouTube, attraction signs, etc.) What a dark turn that Chris' potentially final chapter is a dark twist on the Love Quest.

Deep down, ALL rapes are a Love Quest.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I think it's going to funny when Chris becomes a Trans[tm] Icon[tm], and the Trans[tm] Community[tm] all pours out to defend him and his retarded pronouns, against the false charges and evil white supremacist trolls

its not going to happen

some of you seem to take the trains community to be way stupider than they really are. theyll cry on twitter all day long about stuff that DOESNT matter, like pronouns or whatever, but theyre only protecting the CONCEPT of chris. they vaguely heard of a thing happening , and by second nature to twitter retards, they have an urge to open their mouth about it and give their 2 cents before they even finish hearing what they thought they dun did heard. they dont actually know chris. and when they come to know chris, they wont make him into a martyr to stand behind. its not a good look.

 

[Truth and Honesty]

I was here when chris was offically arrested lol

 

[Derek Chauvin]

He wakes up and is Chris Chan. He was already serving a life sentence.

I agree Stupid Cunt.