POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

You know how long it will take to lose a house in this day and age? YEARS. They could be upside down, six ways to sunday, and the bank will let it drag out for years. Unless Chris is incarcerated for 10+ years that house will sit there, without power/water but still getting mortgage notices until years down the road when it's foreclosed.

Wouldn't be surprised if some weens start squatting 14 BC, or at the very least ransack it for relics.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Question: Did Chris ever legally change his sex?

I know he changed his name legally but I was thinking perhaps he was referred to as male by the police because that what his drivers license listed him as?

I'm not sure, I haven't paid any attention to Fatty for several years.

he changed it at the DMV which is what the police used when he was arrested

its possible that hes still legally registered as male on his actual ID, which is what theyre using now.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Question: Did Chris ever legally change his sex?

I know he changed his name legally but I was thinking perhaps he was referred to as male by the police because that what his drivers license listed him as?

I'm not sure, I haven't paid any attention to Fatty for several years.

Doesn't matter because it's been said that in Virginia, you have to have a sex change surgery to be transferred to a prison of the sex you now identify as.

 

[ANobody]

why would anyone sacrifice their mental sanity for chris anymore lol. Then again, get a psycho like bluespike to do it maybe

I mean, it's not unlikely that a kiwifag works for the Virginia DOC already.

 

[AssignedEva]

Question: Did Chris ever legally change his sex?

I know he changed his name legally but I was thinking perhaps he was referred to as male by the police because that what his drivers license listed him as?

I'm not sure, I haven't paid any attention to Fatty for several years.

He changed his driving license to F a few years ago and I believe his name is legally now Christine, but I'm not sure if that counts.

I know Riley (one of KevKev's orbiters) apparently has different gender markers (M/F/X) on different IDs to own the cis or something dumb like that, so it's unclear what exactly counts as a legal gender change

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The rape jokes were funny the first few times, but there's nothing else to say.
Yet they keep talking about it.

Chris Chan is a proud American and we must honor him with our endless comments about prison rape.

Please understand and respect our traditions.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Looks like chris needs a lawyer don't worry I know a guy
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He'd prepare a very large binder of tweets and present it to the judge alongside a very large binder of webcomics, but the case would end up being dismissed after Nick reads a series of Objection-tier $750 superchats during one of the hearings.

 

[anon4890201]

feel like shit just want him back bros

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

Alright, some of you are really trying your best to cope by saying an 80 year old woman, fighting a deteriorating aging brain, who has repeatedly been saying "no" with what little strength she has left to Chris touching her—admitted multiple times in his own testimonies to other people—should be punished on the same level as her 40 year old manchild tranny son who has been using her as a fleshy and wrinkly alternative to his Officer Nasty doll.

Even during the Megan saga, Megan has stated Chris will keep being touchy even if you tell him to stop. Chris has said in some interviews that his mother is uncomfortable with his touching, yet laughs it off. Moreover, he has been seeing her in this weird incestuous light for years. Do remember that Chris is a lonely yet entitled manchild, so any instance of niceties from any woman is read as "she wants to fuck me" to him.

Barb wasn't the best mother, a manipulative one even, but let's say you're an 80 year old woman with no job prospects and the only way you can get food on the table is via your delusional rapist son's tugboat and eBay sales. Saying "no" would mean being attacked or left to starve, knowing the tard tantrums Chris has had, and how long he can hold onto grudges. She's already put off all other family members besides this troon beast. Your mental faculties are failing and you've got one foot in death's door. She doesn't use computers, so she can't even tell the internet about the horrors Chris has put her through. Even if she could, she can't because otherwise nobody would be throwing money at her son, and she won't be able to eat. What else can you do?

All that aside, today is not a good day for the pronoun apologists. Chris was really the best TERF ally in the end, with his actions adding huge amounts of fuel to the Peakening. Hubbard bombing it in the Olympics today can't even hold a candle to Chris summoning all the boomers in his area to comment on Facebook about the insanity of jobless troons named Parrot or Deku saying this rapist is a woman.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I really hope the minsgendering stuff doesn't get in the way. I want the supreme court to have to make a statement about the Chris Chan case and whether mother "daughter" incest holds the same punishment alongside them having to respect pro-nouns or whatever it would be.

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

 

[AssignedEva]

He'd prepare a very large binder of tweets and present it to the judge alongside a very large binder of webcomics, but the case would end up being dismissed after Nick reads a series of Objection-tier $750 superchats during one of the hearings.

If they're going to go through all the Chris-Chan content that exists, the court case will drag on for longer than Jarndyce and Jarndyce in Bleak House

 

[RodgerDodger]

There are many exceptions to hearsay. It could be used to show his state of mind, for example. But IDK the VA laws on hearsay. But there are always many exceptions that the prosecution could use to try to get in those texts or the audio.

The texts and audio are not hearsay. They are statements by the accused to another person done in a way that leaves a permanent electronic record. They simply need to be validated.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

This went from morbid to morbid-funny. Soon we'll be all the way in funny land

 

[HenricoPD]

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feel like shit just want him back bros

Not all heroes are destined to save the world

 

[lolwatagain]

I really hope the minsgendering stuff doesn't get in the way. I want the supreme court to have to make a statement about the Chris Chan case and whether mother "daughter" incest holds the same punishment alongside them having to respect pro-nouns or whatever it would be.

The statute doesn't differentiate between Mother-Daughter and Mother-Son incest.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

>he

Even the police don't care anymore.

Nor should they, in the case of rape. Possession of a dick is 9/10ths of sentencing in rape cases. Well, in Chris's case probably more like 4/5ths.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Seems like Ricardo Weston Chandler is no more

Hey if he can pretend to be a female, he can pretend to be a Latina. It's ok for the other guy whose name escapes me at the moment. Maybe he will go full chola when he gets out of jail. Lol Chris with eyebrows drawn on and only using the top button of his shirt.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

This is art, you fucking pleb. You also make sure to make the state seal very prominent so you can shove a titty in everyone's face.

thus always to trannies.
Sic semper trannyus

 

[BustinBiden]

Alright, some of you are really trying your best to cope by saying an 80 year old woman, fighting a deteriorating aging brain, who has repeatedly been saying "no" with what little strength she has left to Chris touching her—admitted multiple times in his own testimonies to other people—should be punished on the same level as her 40 year old manchild tranny son who has been using her as a fleshy and wrinkly alternative to his Officer Nasty doll.

Even during the Megan saga, Megan has stated Chris will keep being touchy even if you tell him to stop. Chris has said in some interviews that his mother is uncomfortable with his touching, yet laughs it off. Moreover, he has been seeing her in this weird incestuous light for years. Do remember that Chris is a lonely yet entitled manchild, so any instance of niceties from any woman is read as "she wants to fuck me" to him. Barb wasn't the best mother, a manipulative one even, but let's say you're an 80 year old woman with no job prospects and the only way you can get food on the table is via your delusional rapist son's tugboat and eBay sales. Saying "no" would mean being attacked or left to starve, knowing the tard tantrums Chris has had, and how long he can hold onto grudges. She's already put off all other family members besides this troon beast. Your mental faculties are failing and you've got one foot in death's door . What else can you do?

All that aside, today is not a good day for the pronoun apologists. Chris was really the best TERF ally in the end, with his actions adding huge amounts of fuel to the Peakening. Hubbard bombing it in the Olympics today can't even hold a candle to Chris summoning all the boomers in his area to comment on Facebook about the insanity of jobless troons named Parrot or Deku saying this rapist is a woman.

You're going to have to type a lot less if you expect me to read what you post.