Chris has been arrested

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kobebyarlant said:
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but… the weens were right all along. They predicted this back in 2007.
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Not really. While they knew Chris would become shit, his life became worse thanks to the Internet and being influenced by bad actors. Not saying Chris did nothing wrong on his own but that he was molded into the freak he is by bad actors
 
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So how long until we find out if there are any additional charges? I.e., rape, theft, cheese pizza, elder abuse...
 
Mr. Manchester said:
You cocksuckers keep posting Chris themes but what about poor Null's theme?
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null should've been better mentally prepared in my eyes. not saying he did anything wrong, but chris, at the end of the day, is responsible for his actions and reactions. null even got the fucker tickets to his ponycon and chris still did null wrong in response to all this.

In light of recent events, I'd like to propose sonichu's law

sonichu's law:
a lolcow will always get worse, unless the lolcow is capable of improving it's character by it's own free will, otherwise it shall always remain a lolcow
 
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Info Player Start said:
Chris = Griffith
Null = Guts
The Merge = The Eclipse
I don't think you motherfuckers are ready
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don't forget crystal
 
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cancermonger said:
null should've been better mentally prepared in my eyes. not saying he did anything wrong, but chris, at the end of the day, is responsible for his actions and reactions. null even got the fucker tickets to his ponycon and chris still did null wrong in response to all this.

In light of recent events, I'd like to propose sonichu's law

sonichu's law:
a lolcow will always get worse, unless the lolcow is capable of improving it's character by it's own free will, otherwise it shall always remain a lolcow
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Sonichu's law is a paradox in that, if the lolcow were capable of improving its behavior by its own free will, it never would have descended into lolcowism in the first place. I would go even further to posit, an inability to.learn or improve is one of the primary characteristics of a lolcow.
 
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Pvt. Real G said:
Finally found the local news broadcast.

Can't believe we went from this

to this


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think about it, and understand it. Chris has appeared 3 times on the news.

the first time was for winning a sonic contest

the second time was for his house burning down

the third time was for raping his mother
 
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Thot Crimes said:
Sonichu's law is a paradox in that, if the lolcow were capable of improving its behavior by its own free will, it never would have descended into lolcowism in the first place.
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history has shown that lolcows are capable of learning from their mistakes and having their lolcow status revoked. see: commiedickgurl
Thot Crimes said:
I would go even further to posit, an inability to.learn or improve is one of the primary characteristics of a lolcow.
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I agree
 
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I would agree with the general consensus of many on here in that the more I learn about chris over the years , the less sympathetic he is. Still I disagree with some of the pathological hatred he has gotten, and is getting now.

1: The general interpretation of everything he thinks or does seems to be unbelievably uncharitable. A big assumption I see repeated is the claim that chris was trying to "groom" a dementia ridden barb. A lot of this comes from alleged dms where he mentions trying to take things slowly and ease her into shit. One interpretation of this is that he was trying to groom her ; while the other is that he thinks this kind of "caring" approach is how one woos a woman.

He does have some loose idea of manipulation; as we can see in his e begging videos where he used his mother as a more sympathetic figure than himself. However little about his action or personality suggests he has a deep enough understanding of others to be able to "groom" anyone. I really dont get impression he was simply opportunistically going after barb. I also dont think he is simply trying to fool himself into an excuse for his actions. I really think its a combination of a lifetime of inappropriate intimacy between the two alongside her being the only female he has ever truly held any long term connection with. Chris idolises women completely; to the point of even rejecting his manhood.


2: Personally I feel saddened more than anything else. Once he went into troon phase I realised the chance of him ever becoming a non freak was slim but still. I have always held out hope that some fucking how chris chan would become slightly more stable and find the ideal female chris chan to make tard babies with. Now I just kind of want to see the world burn in that regard. Crossing my fingers that chris walks just to see the shit storm.
 
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