🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 42 44.2%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.5%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.3%
  • Total voters
    95
"The Chris Chan story" that Ralph has no real connection to, and would never have gotten involved with if not for his hate-boner for Null.

And that's before the DMCA retardation that so blatantly violates the spirit of documenting an exceptional individual on the Internet.

To be very clear @theralph, you are a poser and a sell-out, your fiancee is a transexual horse, and you will never meet your son.
 
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"Who's that kid on your shirt?"
"Oh, that's Ethan Ralph, owner, editor in chief of theralphretort.com and host of the illustrious Killstream. See there's this website called the Kiwi Farms and a dude named Josh Moon runs it, they leaked information about his childhood and that he Hung and Gassed Puppies"
"Uhhh---"

"And so Ralph decided to own the haters by putting this leaked school portrait on this cheap black shirt and then sell it for $20+ Dollars a piece"
"Did he actually kill those puppies though?!?"
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Updatedmyjournal said:
That can't really be him. That has to be some troll.
Why would you put that picture up. I....uhhhh....I just don't know anymore.
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His eyes are literally looking in opposite directions. It's truly disturbing. Normally people just put an anime girl or a pepe for their avatar. But why pick a random ugly guy? Because that's actually him. And I can assure you this man gets 0 pussy.
 
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Fannyscum said:
That whole thread is pretty funny, he's really puffing himself up:
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A fat wignat pedohorse fucking paper aborted loser with 40k+ followers who also got raped in court by a professional female troll is trying, yet again, to act tough and important on the Internet.

You're our cow, piggie, keep up the cope, you're important only to a subset of ayelawgz that find entertainment in your wigger antics.
 
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Fannyscum said:
That whole thread is pretty funny, he's really puffing himself up:
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I'm relevant because people have reported on my abhorrent behaviour.

Ralph truly is delusional if he thinks he's relevant or well known, he's a literal who. A literal who.

Seriously, beyond a small section of the far-right, and even then like he's clearly not that relevant in that community, and his alogs what relevance has Ralph got? None. He's delusional, completely delusional.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
I'm relevant because people have reported on my abhorrent behaviour.

Ralph truly is delusional if he thinks he's relevant or well known, he's a literal who. A literal who.
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He honestly expects everybody he meets to know him. When he does IRL streams he's constantly asking people if they know him and nobody has a clue or cares who he is.
 
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