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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
How do you use a sling and crutches concurrently? Also what do crutches have to do with a torn rotator cuff?
I've seen it once. The short answer is, with all the awkward determination of somebody who is not going to be in a damn wheelchair a second longer than they could help. (Also probably a fuckton of opiates.)

As for what they have to do with a torn rotator cuff? Hm. Malingering?
 
How do you use a sling and crutches concurrently? Also what do crutches have to do with a torn rotator cuff?
Its all bizarre.

No competent rancher suffers a fraction of the injuries a Penny does. However, he's had ongoing complications to the broken ankle he couldn't go to the doctor for iirc and that's what the crutches are for. The rotator cuff is a new injury.
 
Its all bizarre.

No competent rancher suffers a fraction of the injuries a Penny does. However, he's had ongoing complications to the broken ankle he couldn't go to the doctor for iirc and that's what the crutches are for. The rotator cuff is a new injury.
Has he mentioned any prior medical injuries or conditions that might lead to his state? Other than terminal hubris and tardation of course.
 
Has he mentioned any prior medical injuries or conditions that might lead to his state? Other than terminal hubris and tardation of course.
Probably osteoporosis from estrogen. Loading your body with any sort of unnecessary hormones has got to be absolute hell on it. Sadly we don't have a lot of longitudinal studies because of this mysterious "lost to follow up" problem. 🤔 Last I saw the most they got was 59%.
 
With the new injuries and proposed timeline of it, they are setting up a grift.
That's not a very good grift, then. "Help the alpacas!" and "help us save fellow trans sisters!" are compelling to the kind of idiot who donates for them, but "help with someone's medical bills" fundraisers are a dime a dozen. And this isn't even for the dick/tit chop, which are the big tickets for troon grifts.
 
That's not a very good grift, then. "Help the alpacas!" and "help us save fellow trans sisters!" are compelling to the kind of idiot who donates for them, but "help with someone's medical bills" fundraisers are a dime a dozen. And this isn't even for the dick/tit chop, which are the big tickets for troon grifts.
Not for medical bills and him not being able to contribute to the productiveness of the Tranch which leads back to "Help the alpacas!".
 
Its all bizarre.

No competent rancher suffers a fraction of the injuries a Penny does. However, he's had ongoing complications to the broken ankle he couldn't go to the doctor for iirc and that's what the crutches are for. The rotator cuff is a new injury.
Eh, I'll attempt to be fair here.

Penny does about 90% of the heavy work and isn't exactly young and in good condition so a few bangs and dents are to be expected. They always seem to come in threes, so I'm awaiting her third serious injury with mild curiousity.
 
Penny would probably get hurt less if he had better equipment and planning (heh) and if he had people besides tubby Bonnie helping him. Jarrod is also supposed to be an able-bodied field-troon and he hasn't turned his bones to jelly with HRT yet (he has started panhandling for it), but I think he spends all his time drinking, eye-fucking his gun, and playing Legos with scrapwood while MC Sole plays in the background, so he's no help.
 
With the new injuries and proposed timeline of it, they are setting up a grift.
This is definitely a new grift set up as the rotator cuff is obviously a lie since he mentioned using crutches which would only exacerbate the cuff issues. You can only know if it’s torn if it gets images which he clearly never did or will do. You would think grifters could at least make a semi-plausible lie.
 
Its all bizarre.

No competent rancher suffers a fraction of the injuries a Penny does. However, he's had ongoing complications to the broken ankle he couldn't go to the doctor for iirc and that's what the crutches are for. The rotator cuff is a new injury.
He's a fragile female wahman now!
 
Phil didn't even wash his hands before he manhandled that cheese to shred it. It's covered in filth. Then he fed it to other people and saw no issue with posting the picture on Twitter. EW
It's a potato. He's made a shitty hash brown with pre-cooked bbq chicken, onion and spring onions. He didn't get the moisture out of the potatoes, didn't shred the potato finely enough and overcrowded the pan, so it never crisped up and just steamed. He then tried to cover up the ensuing mess by dumping a bunch of pre-shredded cheese on it (as an afterthought - if you wanted it melty and gooey you'd introduce the cheese into the mixture rather than putting it on top at the end).
Penny would probably get hurt less if he had better equipment and planning (heh) and if he had people besides tubby Bonnie helping him. Jarrod is also supposed to be an able-bodied field-troon and he hasn't turned his bones to jelly with HRT yet (he has started panhandling for it), but I think he spends all his time drinking, eye-fucking his gun, and playing Legos with scrapwood while MC Sole plays in the background, so he's no help.
Jarrod does do work around the tranch, but the work is nothing to do with Penny and Bonnie's plan. He has useless side projects like "permaculture", and I think the chickens and ducks were his idea/pet project (which would explain why Bonnie and Penny never bother posting about them).
This is definitely a new grift set up as the rotator cuff is obviously a lie since he mentioned using crutches which would only exacerbate the cuff issues. You can only know if it’s torn if it gets images which he clearly never did or will do. You would think grifters could at least make a semi-plausible lie.
I'm a bit unclear on how he's saying he tore his rotator cuff. If he had a dodgy shoulder already and was fucking about on the crutches after fucking his ankle (because he knew better than to go to the doctor) that could have torn the rotator cuff.
 
With tensions mounting due to the Tranch level of production being Pennyless, can everyone all say a quiet prayer for a full-blown out tranny fight?
Nothing wrong with a prayer. Don't think there'll be a blow up until the totally useless toy obsessed one is back from screwing around with furries though.
 
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All these autistic kiwis trying to give good advice to the tranch like the farms is their personal consultant and we want them to suceed.
That makes it even funnier when they fail. Think about it. Kiwis have written extensive and in-depth posts on animal husbandry, how the Tranchers have destroyed their land (and how to prevent it), how to do home repairs, how to cook, how to run a better business, yarn quality reviews, and mountains of gun sperging.

The information and links are all right there, plain as day, and yet the troons still manage to fuck things up.

It's like telling someone, "Hey, you should turn your car around. There's a giant sink hole in the road up ahead."

And, instead of doing the smart thing, they spot the little green birds on your shirt, shriek out, "Fuck you, you cisheteronormative Nazi scum!" flip you off, and floor it.

You tried and failed, but it made the crash so much more satisfying to watch, because you get to say, "Told you so."
 
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