All these autistic kiwis trying to give good advice to the tranch like the farms is their personal consultant and we want them to suceed.
That makes it even funnier when they fail. Think about it. Kiwis have written extensive and in-depth posts on animal husbandry, how the Tranchers have destroyed their land (and how to prevent it), how to do home repairs, how to cook, how to run a better business, yarn quality reviews, and mountains of gun sperging.
The information and links are all right there, plain as day, and yet the troons
still manage to fuck things up.
It's like telling someone, "Hey, you should turn your car around. There's a giant sink hole in the road up ahead."
And, instead of doing the smart thing, they spot the little green birds on your shirt, shriek out, "Fuck you, you cisheteronormative Nazi scum!" flip you off, and floor it.
You tried and failed, but it made the crash so much more satisfying to watch, because you get to say, "Told you so."