Chris has been arrested

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GENERAL MAO said:
He will be sectioned under the mental health act, he is completely insane, but it also means everyone has been following a cult leader in some strange way for years, so sane can we all be is the question.
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There's a clear difference between following and observing
 
GENERAL MAO said:
He will be sectioned under the mental health act, he is completely insane, but it also means everyone has been following a cult leader in some strange way for years, so how sane can we all be is the question, god knows how sane josh is he was like his manager i mean its very strange.
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We've all figuratively drank the kool-aid a little bit to get this point tbf, but questioning why the Farms is drawn by sheer autism is like asking why birds fly... it's just part of their nature.
 
GypsyBard said:
No we will hear from him most definitely

In prison they have commissary and it's not just food it's other stuff like a television radio even game systems.
My uncle is in prison and he actually has an Xbox 360 with games.
Granted the Xbox 360 and games cost five times more than they would outside but you can still legally acquire them through commissary depending on what company owns the prison and even what state where the prison is run.

There's a few ways to get money on your commissary.
Work a prison job which Chris will never do
Or have someone put money on your commissary which the weens will do

Now you know weens will be writing Chris letters asking for replies or artwork in exchange for commissary.
You know YouTubers will write Chris asking him to put them on his visitation list so they can make a video about it in exchange for commissary.

So at first Chris might be living like a king in comparison to others.

But the funny yet sad thing is after a few months the weens and YouTubers will get tired of him and slowly the money will stop.

At that point Chris has a few options one of them being to actually get a prison job which for him would be the first real bit of honest work he could actually acquire.
The best part is he can't quit this job because he has nothing to fall back on. Nobody will be sending him money anymore and he will have no way to beg for donations because he will not have access to youtube.
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Yeah, that's the cycle of prison, though. People end up forgetting you exist when you're not a constant presence in their lives.
Chris is pretty much alone to begin with, and without constant online antics the weens will peter out, and no money, honey buns and pinwheels for our boy
 
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It's hit mainstream news lol.
 

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Lope de Aguirre said:
Surely Chris isn't fit to stand trial, as he pretty clearly doesn't know right from wrong in his actions given the way he talks. Far more likely to go to the looney bin than jail imo
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Except he actively tried to hide it by claiming it was a 50 year old girlfriend sure he dropped hella hints in those messages that it was barb but it goes to show he tried at least a little to hide it
 
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I was looking at one of Greene County's websites and this is in the FAQ.

Here's the page that's on both links.

And I believe this is how you search through court cases.

Not sure if this is of any help, but hopefully the court shit will show up somewhere.
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That'll take a hot minute to update, but I've seen cases go live within the week of arrest
Real crap shoot

edit: I'll be sure to keep up with the court case info site and when I see something, y'all will know.
also, here is the statewide search, for general district, and circuit.
 
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Lope de Aguirre said:
We've all figuratively drank the kool-aid a little bit to get this point tbf, but questioning why the Farms is drawn by sheer autism is like asking why birds fly... it's just part of their nature.
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what i am thinking is could this all be ralph work by slowing putting together his plan he knows he cannot get to josh, but he could work out there is a week link in his armour, and its chris, and if i can get someone to manipulate chris to do things that would get him put in prison, it a way to get to josh, there could be a far more nefarious plan going on here that no one see a complete 4D chess move, who was that girl on the phone egging on chris who leaked the info why did chris start acting strange near the end?
 
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Doctor Krieger said:
Who knows? It’s Virginia, never know what the hick states will fight more to stick it to dem libruls…
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People mentioned the Supreme Court because in the state of Virginia, incest law is so written that incest is only illegal between a male relative and a female relative. If Chris is legally a female, the incest charge cannot stick following the letter of the law, which even a public defender will argue.
 
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GypsyBard said:
No we will hear from him most definitely

In prison they have commissary and it's not just food it's other stuff like a television radio even game systems.
My uncle is in prison and he actually has an Xbox 360 with games.
Granted the Xbox 360 and games cost five times more than they would outside but you can still legally acquire them through commissary depending on what company owns the prison and even what state where the prison is run.

There's a few ways to get money on your commissary.
Work a prison job which Chris will never do
Or have someone put money on your commissary which the weens will do

Now you know weens will be writing Chris letters asking for replies or artwork in exchange for commissary.
You know YouTubers will write Chris asking him to put them on his visitation list so they can make a video about it in exchange for commissary.

So at first Chris might be living like a king in comparison to others.

But the funny yet sad thing is after a few months the weens and YouTubers will get tired of him and slowly the money will stop.

At that point Chris has a few options one of them being to actually get a prison job which for him would be the first real bit of honest work he could actually acquire.
The best part is he can't quit this job because he has nothing to fall back on. Nobody will be sending him money anymore and he will have no way to beg for donations because he will not have access to youtube.
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Weak people in prison are routinely stolen from/extorted. If Chris starts showing up with all kinds of goods, he will be victimized for sure. If he snitches, he will get beaten, stabbed, or wind up in protective custody.

Guaranteed, if a guy like Chris shows up in GenPop, and is found to have a source of commissary, he will be forced to give up everything he has for the privilege of not getting his ass beat on the reg.
 
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