Chris has been arrested

[Bloodypinky]

what i am thinking is could this all be ralph doing slowing putting together his plan he knows he cannot get to josh, but he could work out there is a week link in his armour, and its chris, and if i can get someone to manipulate chris to do things that would get him put in prison, it a way to get to josh, there could be a far more nefarious plan going on here that no one see a complete 4D chess move.

The only thing Ralph is capable of planning is what he's gonna shove down his fat gullet.

 

[Day Of The Sword]

People mentioned the Supreme Court because in the state of Virginia, incest law is so written that incest is only illegal between a male relative and a female relative. If Chris is legally a female, the incest charge cannot stick following the letter of the law, which even a public defender will argue.

I keep hearing this but I don't know where it says this in Virginia law.

Title 18.2. Crimes and Offenses Generally

law.lis.virginia.gov

This is the only thing I can find on Virginia incest law.

 

[twee]

Don't just post a picture post a link to that page so we can use it

The Official Web Site for Virginia’s Judicial System

The Official Web Site for Virginia’s Judicial System

www.vacourts.gov

It's on one of the menus on the side.

 

[Tranny blaster 6]

No we will hear from him most definitely

In prison they have commissary and it's not just food it's other stuff like a television radio even game systems.
My uncle is in prison and he actually has an Xbox 360 with games.
Granted the Xbox 360 and games cost five times more than they would outside but you can still legally acquire them through commissary depending on what company owns the prison and even what state where the prison is run.

There's a few ways to get money on your commissary.
Work a prison job which Chris will never do
Or have someone put money on your commissary which the weens will do

Now you know weens will be writing Chris letters asking for replies or artwork in exchange for commissary.
You know YouTubers will write Chris asking him to put them on his visitation list so they can make a video about it in exchange for commissary.

So at first Chris might be living like a king in comparison to others.

But the funny yet sad thing is after a few months the weens and YouTubers will get tired of him and slowly the money will stop.

At that point Chris has a few options one of them being to actually get a prison job which for him would be the first real bit of honest work he could actually acquire.
The best part is he can't quit this job because he has nothing to fall back on. Nobody will be sending him money anymore and he will have no way to beg for donations because he will not have access to youtube.

And it’ll be perfect for Chris because he only plays kiddy games like sonic and shit. It’d be hell for normal people that play shit like GTa and COD

 

[GypsyBard]

Weak people in prison are routinely stolen from/extorted. If Chris starts showing up with all kinds of goods, he will be victimized for sure. If he snitches, he will get beaten, stabbed, or wind up in protective custody.

Guaranteed, if a guy like Chris shows up in GenPop, and is found to have a source of commissary, he will be forced to give up everything he has for the privilege of not getting his ass beat on the reg.

We can argue whether Chris will be in prison or mental institution but the one thing we cannot argue about is if he would be in gen pop.

There is no way in hell he would be
His cellmate won't be Gary the man who can kill you with his bare hands or Kyle the three-time murder and drug cartel member it will be George the white collar criminal who stole from his law firm or Barry the guy who got in trouble for diddling kids

 

[deeman]

How much for Noodz on Blorb? Does she have a Onlyfans?

 

[HenricoPD]

Weak people in prison are routinely stolen from/extorted. If Chris starts showing up with all kinds of goods, he will be victimized for sure. If he snitches, he will get beaten, stabbed, or wind up in protective custody.

Guaranteed, if a guy like Chris shows up in GenPop, and is found to have a source of commissary, he will be forced to give up everything he has for the privilege of not getting his ass beat on the reg.

Oh God, did anyone make sure to tell Chris not to accept the candy on his bunk?

 

[slimz]

Has anyone discussed the very real possibility that Chris will be placed in genpop? There is little chance that he will be in solitary or PC because he is not actually a threat to others. The number of mentally defective persons in genpop is staggering. You dont just get PC because you are different.

Many, if not most, jails/prisons also segregate sex offenders especially child molesters. Its possible he will end up in the chomo wing.

Neither of these places (genpop/chomo wing) will be very conducive to thriving for Chris. I think he may stop talking again. There is also the very real possibility that he is sexually and physically abused in jail.

 

[GENERAL MAO]

The only thing Ralph is capable of planning is what he's gonna shove down his fat gullet.

you make the first mistake when you start to underestimate your enemy, it does not even have to be ralphs idea, i had no idea how the alphabet worked till someone showed me

 

[HenricoPD]

His sex offense, and autism may very well land him in PC.
I had a friend with Aspergers, high functioning, albeit fairly higher than Chris; they put him in general, not a moment in PC.
So autism alone won't land him directly into PC, he can request it, however.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

People mentioned the Supreme Court because in the state of Virginia, incest law is so written that incest is only illegal between a male relative and a female relative. If Chris is legally a female, the incest charge cannot stick following the letter of the law, which even a public defender will argue.

it’s covered by the constitution that all cases of pronouns and genders mentioned by the constitution can also refer to the opposing gender or gender neutral. Chris’ gender is not an issue, he had sex with a blood relative who is his mother.

read your constitution, folks.

 

[FFinfo]

it’s covered by the constitution that all cases of pronouns and genders mentioned by the constitution can also refer to the opposing gender or gender neutral. Chris’ gender is not an issue, he had sex with a blood relative who is his mother.

Thanks, I appreciate being corrected. That's the only reason I've heard people mentioning the SC, so it should be an impossibility for the case in actuality.

 

[slimz]

His sex offense, and autism may very well land him in PC.
I had a friend with Aspergers, high functioning, albeit fairly higher than Chris; they put him in general, not a moment in PC.
So autism alone won't land him directly into PC, he can request it, however.

Yeah this is my point. He is figuratively ,and possibly quite literally, fucked.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I find it odd that Yahoo has the best write-up on Chris right now. It's pretty fair and states facts and even mentions KF in a way that doesn't demonize us.

 

[GypsyBard]

And it’ll be perfect for Chris because he only plays kiddy games like sonic and shit. It’d be hell for normal people that play shit like GTa and COD

If you were in prison at a certain time you could have honestly gotten GTA or COD

But a few years ago they made it so non-violent games were basically the only things you could get.
In other words if you got GTA at that time congrats you get to keep it but if you want any new games you are looking at Mario maybe Zelda if you have the prison wii which does actually exist. Or Sonic games of that sort

 

[NavyGuzzler]

We can argue whether Chris will be in prison or mental institution but the one thing we cannot argue about is if he would be in gen pop.

There is no way in hell he would be
His cellmate won't be Gary the man who can kill you with his bare hands or Kyle the three-time murder and drug cartel member it will be George the white collar criminal who stole from his law firm or Barry the guy who got in trouble for diddling kids

Maybe, maybe not. Chris has committed rape. The nature of his crime will be the main factor in deciding how and where he is housed. Chris is considered a danger to others, which he is. He will be housed with people who have committed similar crimes. He also has a history of assaults. On paper, Chris is a person with a violent criminal record. You may be right, but you may also be overestimating the amount of care the system has for convicted felons. I think there is a non-zero chance that Chris winds up in pound-me-in-the-ass-prison.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

If you were in prison at a certain time you could have honestly gotten GTA or COD

But a few years ago they made it so non-violent games were basically the only things you could get.
In other words if you got GTA at that time congrats you get to keep it but if you want any new games you are looking at Mario maybe Zelda if you have the prison wii which does actually exist. Or Sonic games of that sort

Trapped in a prison where the only game available to play is Sonic Boom. Lol

 

[Tranny blaster 6]

If you were in prison at a certain time you could have honestly gotten GTA or COD

But a few years ago they made it so non-violent games were basically the only things you could get.
In other words if you got GTA at that time congrats you get to keep it but if you want any new games you are looking at Mario maybe Zelda if you have the prison wii which does actually exist. Or Sonic games of that sort

That would suck even more can you imagine you were in when you could get those games but now your stuck with some shitty cod like ghosts lmao

 

[slimz]

Maybe, maybe not. Chris has committed rape. The nature of his crime will be the main factor in deciding how and where he is housed. Chris is considered a danger to others, which he is. He will be housed with people who have committed similar crimes. He also has a history of assaults. On paper, Chris is a person with a violent criminal record. You may be right, but you may also be overestimating the amount of care the system has for convicted felons. I think there is a non-zero chance that Chris winds up in pound-me-in-the-ass-prison.

People have a romantic view of prison. Chris will be in genpop, he will NOT be in a mental institution. He will NOT be in PC until possibly after his first rape/beating. He will also probably snitch which is a very bad idea. He will look to the guards to protect him and he will not be safe.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

People have a romantic view of prison. Chris will be in genpop, he will NOT be in a mental institution. He will NOT be in PC until possibly after his first rape/beating. He will also probably snitch which is a very bad idea. He will look to the guards to protect him and he will not be safe.

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