This is like one of those alternate reality games, but instead of spooky stuff and binary-encoded hidden messages we got shitty people and copious amounts of autism.
I got to say there's something profoundly uncanny about all this. A tiny bit of wrongness that you only perceive very deep inside. I don't know if it's because we are dealing with autistic zoomers and the laws of common sense are just that warped, or what. Pure clown world.
I don't know if Fiona had evil intent or not, that one is for the facts to decide, but so far it's clear she's not very bright. Everyone involved, even the victim, seems to be plain terrible and/or horrifyingly dumb. Still, attempting to cuck her boyfriend for CWC of all fucking people is surely something in bad taste. Then again, karma did pay her back when Chris cucked her with Barb. That was swift. And humiliating.
God, thinking about it for more than a second, absolutely no one came out of this unscathed. And this is why you don't pozload my negholep, it can't end well. Nobody involved gained anything and all of them humiliated themselves and the people around them.
Now, throwing seriousness out the window, I think Fiona is Crystal Weston Chandler, born 19 years ago when residue of spicy Fanta descended into the sewers through Chris' urinary tract 19 years ago. A simple mutated spermatozoon survived the trip and came into contact with a colony of bacteria with...uh...renegade sentient mitochondria or some shit. As she grew the shadow of her genetics gave her a thirst, a fire in her china that could not be extinguished. Then, one fateful day, she learned of Chris, and her genetic memory awakened. She needed to bump nasties with the person that brought her to this world. And so her love quest began...and she would have been hooked like a fish by Chris' bent duck if it wasn't for those dirty, dang trolls. And their adorable little dog (someone that isn't a terrible person, please pet that doggo, the only pure soul in this story).
