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Emperor Julian said:
Yeah on hindsight his/her criminal activities were early warning signs not just quirky one offs.
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They usually are. Most tards stay out of legal trouble, or the only "trouble" they get into involves petty theft or getting trespassed from some public place because they made an ass of themselves and annoyed the owner.

A tard who actually gets violent (mace, hitting someone with their car and/or hit-and-run, etc.) won't ever stop. Whatever "barrier" in the brain that should have prevented the bad behavior simply isn't there, and slaps on the wrist (which are more likely because of "tard armor") won't make them stop either. In fact, getting caught without any consequences might actually make things worse since they learn they can get away with it.

Mason Verger said:
This is going to be an amazing trial. We’ve always wondered how crazy “pure Chris” is without his many puppeteers, now we'll get to see.
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This won't go to trial. He'll take a plea bargain. The only real question is whether he'll end up in jail or be institutionalized. He isn't walking away from this one a free man.
 
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Doctor Krieger said:
Chris being trans isn’t because he’s a woman in a man’s body, but a ploy to get pussy because, in his own mind, lesbians have no standards.
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he’s not entirely wrong there. Surprisingly well thought out plan except for one crucial element. The one common standard Lesbian’s have is “No Penis’s Please”. (And no horrific axe wounds claiming to be Vagina’s)

But Chris’s “Trans” status is worthy of some serious examination and skepticism all things considered. It works against any claims of him being too mentally incompetant to understand what he is doing. He is capable of forming and executing rather long term complex, if ill advised, plans in pursuit of his “Love Quest”. His Trans identification is exactly the same as his Incest. Just another plot to get his dick wet. I suspect if we were to dig into him even deeper we would find quite a bit more of these patterns of behavior that have been there in front of us all along.

Equally unsurprising is how many of these same behaviors and characteristics show up in Chris’s Canadian counterpart Jonathan Jessica Simpson Yaniv. (Christorians who are here almost exclusively for Chris, do please poke around in the Yaniv board to find some shocking similarities, just if anything in an even more evil and degenerate package.)
 
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weedcum said:
can't we always get the transcript? courts usually allow right of access
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Depends on if they seal the case. Cases can get sealed for a number of reasons, protection of the victim being one of them.
 
OhChieChie said:
I prefer “Terminally online”, the problem every lolcow faces is that over share and can’t stop. Chris is the king of them all. Explaining these people to normies who barely get past Facebook and Instagram is almost impossible.
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Yep, he thrives off the attention. Negative or otherwise.

Agree that most normies wouldn’t get it. The lore is just too extensive at this point and it harks back to a bygone era of the internet that most young millennials and zoomers have no cultural memory of.
 
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weedcum said:
can't we always get the transcript? courts usually allow right of access
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Most we will get is the lawyers going at it. Chris is retarded, so I imagine they won't let him do much talking - if any. Hell, they don't want sane clients speaking, let alone a retarded autist rambling on about comic book characters and dimensional merges.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if we get a blackout on his antics. You know the jail has been getting a flood of phone calls on him. Somebody on staff probably knows who this retard is or will google him and unlock that shit storm. I wouldn't even be surprised if a Judge reacts to our intense, and not exactly benevolent interest.
 
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ladyhimitsu said:
nah, i think it’s mainly his hatred of men and his shit luck with women; what are lesbians if not the ultimate boyfriend free girls? as we can see by how he described his thoughts(“i was really horny”, he said) leading up to what he did to barb, he’s an opportunist.
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He's gotta get them bobs and vagene.
 
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Mason Verger said:
I don’t hope to dream of full trial coverage, but this is getting high profile enough that I hope we’ll get some juicy Chris statements. Plus I think there’s gonna be a reckoning amongst his orbiters. Lots of niggas throwing each other under the bus.

And real talk: this shit should’ve ended when there was “protected” evidence of him hitting her. They think hiding that stuff helped him? Fuckers about to go down for elderly abuse AND incest rape.
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He hit her? Why
 
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Mason Verger said:
I don’t hope to dream of full trial coverage, but this is getting high profile enough that I hope we’ll get some juicy Chris statements. Plus I think there’s gonna be a reckoning amongst his orbiters. Lots of niggas throwing each other under the bus.

And real talk: this shit should’ve ended when there was “protected” evidence of him hitting her. They think hiding that stuff helped him? Fuckers about to go down for elderly abuse AND incest rape.
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This is the shit I'm here for. I'm here to watch the bus just run over a long line of Weens for my pleasure.
 
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spinch said:
rape trials are almost always sealed up, especially if they involve a minor or an otherwise protected class of person.
if you're watching court online you can always tell when a rape case is about to go before the judge because the stream goes offline for a while lol.
rape victims, in general, like to be protected. it's a really shameful experience.
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I remember when that MMA dude "War Machine" raped and beat his girlfriend and that trial was mostly filmed and put online. So here's to hoping
 
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moocow said:
They usually are. Most tards stay out of legal trouble, or the only "trouble" they get into involves petty theft or getting trespassed from some public place because they made an ass of themselves and annoyed the owner.

A tard who actually gets violent (mace, hitting someone with their car and/or hit-and-run, etc.) won't ever stop. Whatever "barrier" in the brain that should have prevented the bad behavior simply isn't there, and slaps on the wrist (which are more likely because of "tard armor") won't make them stop either. In fact, getting caught without any consequences might actually make things worse since they learn they can get away with it.


This won't go to trial. He'll take a plea bargain. The only real question is whether he'll end up in jail or be institutionalized. He isn't walking away from this one a free man.
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I can’t believe the Chris show is going with the Seinfeld series finale. It’s still better than the inevitable “died of a heart attack in his sleep at 10:30 am” ending.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
he’s not entirely wrong there. Surprisingly well thought out plan except for one crucial element. The one common standard Lesbian’s have is “No Penis’s Please”. (And no horrific axe wounds claiming to be Vagina’s)

But Chris’s “Trans” status is worthy of some serious examination and skepticism all things considered. It works against any claims of him being too mentally incompetant to understand what he is doing. He is capable of forming and executing rather long term complex, if ill advised, plans in pursuit of his “Love Quest”. His Trans identification is exactly the same as his Incest. Just another plot to get his dick wet. I suspect if we were to dig into him even deeper we would find quite a bit more of these patterns of behavior that have been there in front of us all along.

Equally unsurprising is how many of these same behaviors and characteristics show up in Chris’s Canadian counterpart Jonathan Jessica Simpson Yaniv. (Christorians who are here almost exclusively for Chris, do please poke around in the Yaniv board to find some shocking similarities, just if anything in an even more evil and degenerate package.)
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Chris' entire perception of lesbians up until the change was shit he saw on like Family Guy or South Park or any other "adult animation" you can think of: Over exaggerated caricatures that were always dtf. I'd even go as far as to say two South Park episodes in particular probably influenced him: That one where Butters crossdresses and goes to a girl sleepover and that one where Cartman pretends to be trans just so he can shit in the girls bathroom and not put up with the guys complaining about the stench.
Mason Verger said:
I don’t hope to dream of full trial coverage, but this is getting high profile enough that I hope we’ll get some juicy Chris statements. Plus I think there’s gonna be a reckoning amongst his orbiters. Lots of niggas throwing each other under the bus.

And real talk: this shit should’ve ended when there was “protected” evidence of him hitting her. They think hiding that stuff helped him? Fuckers about to go down for elderly abuse AND incest rape.
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I mentioned it awhile ago in this thread, but a part of me hopes this becomes like the OJ Trial of this generation with familiar faces coming back to testify against Chris. But nothing that interesting will happen unless Chris does something like scream for Magi-Chan while being dragged away or Chris making a break for it and getting tackled
 
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