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At least he’s in clean clothes for a change.
Here's the thing... Other inmates are very very uncompromising on hygeine. I don't blame them either. One degenerate can smell up an entire pod and there's no escaping or avoiding it. The point is, clean clothes are an improvement, but Chris had better up his hygeine game or he's going to get one warning, and after that there will be consequences until he gets with the program.
 
Chris' entire perception of lesbians up until the change was shit he saw on like Family Guy or South Park or any other "adult animation" you can think of: Over exaggerated caricatures that were always dtf. I'd even go as far as to say two South Park episodes in particular probably influenced him: That one where Butters crossdresses and goes to a girl sleepover and that one where Cartman pretends to be trans just so he can shit in the girls bathroom and not put up with the guys complaining about the stench.

I mentioned it awhile ago in this thread, but a part of me hopes this becomes like the OJ Trial of this generation with familiar faces coming back to testify against Chris. But nothing that interesting will happen unless Chris does something like scream for Magi-Chan while being dragged away or Chris making a break for it and getting tackled
The best shot we got in that regard is that Chris is kinda anti-authority and incredibly self righteous. Taking a plea means he’s going.. somewhere.. for an extended period of time and loses everything. Fighting it means there’s a sliiiiiiim possibility he'll be back with his toys and internet cartoon life. Chris might be dumb enough to take that risk if it means he can have his world of autistic comfort back.
 
Here's the thing... Other inmates are very very uncompromising on hygeine. I don't blame them either. One degenerate can smell up an entire pod and there's no escaping or avoiding it. The point is, clean clothes are an improvement, but Chris had better up his hygeine game or he's going to get one warning, and after that there will be consequences until he gets with the program.

Fingers crossed for the “Sprayed down with a pressure hose in the prison yard” saga.
 
Chris is done. Either he stays in the correctional system until he gets fixed or he dies in there whether from suicide. Either way I doubt Chris will be posting anything of merit ever again.
you say that but if he does get sent down were all gonna be sat talking with no new content for his entire sentence, ive read it could be a decade so maybe 6 years with good behaviour.
 
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Stripes suit him.
 
you say that but if he does get sent down were all gonna be sat talking with no new content for his entire sentence, ive read it could be a decade so maybe 6 years with good behaviour.
nah it'll be fairly easy to get content from Chris while he's in prison. there will be people willing to pay for his commissary and phone calls. Not to mention the fact that everyone can send him letters.
 
nah it'll be fairly easy to get content from Chris while he's in prison. there will be people willing to pay for his commissary and phone calls. Not to mention the fact that everyone can send him letters.
this could be my chance to get a signed cartoon without paying him money.
 
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