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nah it'll be fairly easy to get content from Chris while he's in prison. there will be people willing to pay for his commissary and phone calls. Not to mention the fact that everyone can send him letters.
So many variables, I’d imagine he’s going into some kind of protective custody like a chomo, so he won’t have the same access to things other prisoners have since that’s like 23 hr lockdown. If he pleas out to a mental institution, I believe they’re even MORE controlling of what you have access to. Also, folks looking to talk to Chris now won’t have the anonymity they once enjoyed. They won’t let you leave “cUmMasTerTroll” on the prison guest sign in sheet.
 
“Do you know who this Chris Chan person is?”
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I might be a tard for asking this but Barb and Chris have years of unpaid tickets and undealt with fines, do you guys think they’ll take the opportunity to cash in those tickets? Cause if they move Barb into assisted living and Chris gets thrown in the pokie do you think they’ll just auction off their shit? Mind you their entire “estate” is worth less than an Applebee’s gift card but still a thought.
I don’t think unpaid tickets work that way?
He would have gotten away with it if he was in Alabama
West Virginia. His mistake was being too Far East.
 
he’s not entirely wrong there. Surprisingly well thought out plan except for one crucial element. The one common standard Lesbian’s have is “No Penis’s Please”. (And no horrific axe wounds claiming to be Vagina’s)

But Chris’s “Trans” status is worthy of some serious examination and skepticism all things considered. It works against any claims of him being too mentally incompetant to understand what he is doing. He is capable of forming and executing rather long term complex, if ill advised, plans in pursuit of his “Love Quest”. His Trans identification is exactly the same as his Incest. Just another plot to get his dick wet. I suspect if we were to dig into him even deeper we would find quite a bit more of these patterns of behavior that have been there in front of us all along.

Equally unsurprising is how many of these same behaviors and characteristics show up in Chris’s Canadian counterpart Jonathan Jessica Simpson Yaniv. (Christorians who are here almost exclusively for Chris, do please poke around in the Yaniv board to find some shocking similarities, just if anything in an even more evil and degenerate package.)
Chris's trans status also complicates his defense regarding incompetency and sanity.

I believe Chris was taking hormone treatment, he just obviously didn't cut his dick and balls off. So, he was apparently mentally competent enough to make his own medical decisions. Also, he said he went for an STD check at a doctor. Maybe he didn't actually, BUT if he did that means he's aware enough to make doctor appointments.

If he can do these things, then you can't say he isn't capable of premeditated incestuous rape because muh autism.
 
Chris's trans status also complicates his defense regarding incompetency and sanity.

I believe Chris was taking hormone treatment, he just obviously didn't cut his dick and balls off. So, he was apparently mentally competent enough to make his own medical decisions. Also, he said he went for an STD check at a doctor. Maybe he didn't actually, BUT if he did that means he's aware enough to make doctor appointments.

If he can do these things, then you can't say he isn't capable of premeditated incestuous rape because muh autism.
Is the insanity defense often used for tranny criminal cases?
 
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He’s got such a purdy mouth. And he has a thing about not wasting semen. So I’m sure he’ll get along just fine with his fellow inmates. And he comes complete with built in prison nickname “Motherfucker”. Does anyone know, is Crayola Marker ink toxic if tattoo’d into the skin? Or deeply inserted rectally?
 
Probably already been said before. If he serves time in prison it will be very interesting to see if he crumples farther into his delusions because of his circumstance or if he gets knocked out of it and is forced to acknowledge reality. Knowing Chris he will probably become more delusional.

Assuming he does time, if he gets released he is beyond screwed. Chances are he won’t have a home to go back to ( especially if his mother is dead—which wouldn’t surprise me). He has no friends or family that would take him in unless some weens do it for the clout and lulz. All his toys and clothes and shit would be gone. House taken by the bank or flattened.
Jail saga straight into homeless saga.
 
Chris isn't facing federal charges you fucking newfag tards.
Aggrivated sexual assault and Rape can be federal crimes or handled on the state level. According to the audio, barb said no and that she was being hurt and chris kept going. She's vulnerable for sure. It could go either way.
The only people who might be are the weens from Texas Tech who may have tricked him into fucking his mother using interstate communications.
I dont think fucking your own mother every couple days for a month is a bridge you can be pushed off of, at some point you are the one responsible. This is far beyond that point
 
Chris's trans status also complicates his defense regarding incompetency and sanity.

I believe Chris was taking hormone treatment, he just obviously didn't cut his dick and balls off. So, he was apparently mentally competent enough to make his own medical decisions. Also, he said he went for an STD check at a doctor. Maybe he didn't actually, BUT if he did that means he's aware enough to make doctor appointments.

If he can do these things, then you can't say he isn't capable of premeditated incestuous rape because muh autism.
Yeah, Chris has always existed in a middle ground. Look at him one way, and you wonder how this clearly insane, nearly childlike village idiot even functions at all, look at him another way and he’s a perfectly literate, college graduate with a valid drivers license, credit cards and is perfectly capable of multi-day interstate road trips.
 
Chris isn't facing federal charges you fucking newfag tards. The only people who might be are the weens from Texas Tech who may have tricked him into fucking his mother using interstate communications.
you're only assuming incest the only charge Chris is facing. No one know all the charges he is facing.
 
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