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Mason Verger said:
Do troons even want to claim him? Or the autistic faction? He seems like a liability to the cause in every possible way right now.
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Autists no. But I can't tell you how many troons on twitter are legit taking his side because "it wasnt his fault." A few have blamed Barb, his autism, or even the fact that he is troon and no one treated him with respect. Of course its Twitter the capital of self entitled retards so take that as more a corner of the troon community rather than the whole.
 
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Direlection said:
Can anyone see Chris adopting prison lingo from the black prisoners because of his shallow understanding of social cues/tact?
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Captains log: this is Christine Weston Chandler, sup my niggos?

I like to imagine the potential of prison Chris, and hope I never see the grim reality. Maybe he'll get super buff?

Dudes not gonna be happy, shits gonna fucking suck. Rapid decline behind bars arc incoming.
 
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shubniggurath said:
some places shave you as soon as you go in but its up to you to keep it shaven or grow it out, maybe they charge you for it with prison allowance idk
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In Virginia you get one chance to have long hair in prison, if you are caught hiding contraband in your hair or trying to alter your appearance to escape then you have to shave it from then on. Barbering tools are provided for free. I can only imagine what stupid item Chris will pick to violate this policy and be forced to buzzcut for the rest of his sentence.
 
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pogo said:
Dudes not gonna be happy, shits gonna fucking suck. Rapid decline behind bars arc incoming.
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Yeah, it’s funny that a few years ago, the worse possible fates were group home or section 8 housing. Now we’re picking between federal, state or mental institutions. And for goddamn incest of a charges.
 
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After the past few days of non-stop HABBENING I'm just waiting to hear some stupid news about Chris escaping jail or some shit.
But in all honesty, if everything of interest has settled for the time being, how long do you think it'll be until we hear more about Chris? The United States judicial system isn't well-known for being quick and efficient.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Do troons even want to claim him? Or the autistic faction? He seems like a liability to the cause in every possible way right now.
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Only for the moment because he's a perfect candidate to be shanghaied into their cause - he's a self-proclaimed transgender woman with a mental disability currently under arrest for crimes that have yet to be substantiated with evidence in the official sense (even though anybody with a functional brain can see he's guilty as fuck from what we know) and - most importantly - he's in a position where he can't speak for himself on the internet right now.

The moment Chris stops being useful for platforming their idiocy, regardless of whether he gets charged with life in prison without parole or walks a free man, and anything in between, they'll instantly forget he exists as they move onto the next hot button issue.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Yeah, it’s funny that a few years ago, the worse possible fates were group home or section 8 housing. Now we’re picking between federal, state or mental institutions. And for goddamn incest of a charges.
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That's not including the other charges the Prosecutor could dogpile on the Defense, wether the Defense can actually promote insanity...

Fuck sake I really want this to be a Law & Order special, no SVU shit, just Vincent D'Onofrio and Sam Waterston to be made up as cast to interrogate and especially take that shit to court, goddamn this is such a Autistic dream of mine but holy fuck would it be fantastic as an actual L&O one off special...

Another thing for you Kiwi's is JCS Criminal Psychology on YouTube is a fantastic channel... How would they react to Chris Chan and his tells in an interrogation room?
 
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