Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Flexo]

For posterity's sake, I'd like to bring attention to this funny aside about Patrick and his best friend, Dave "Blappy" Guertin.
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Blappy is a Canadian model builder who Patrick befriended during the height of his space toys phase. Blappy attended the Wonderfest modeling convention in 2011 along with Patrick, his wide Ade, and a large cast of other misfits; this was the trip where all of the pictures of Big Jon cucking Patrick came from, which are available to view here.
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Anyway, I bring this up because Dave Guertin served as the inspiration for one of the gayest pieces Patrick has ever written: Blappy & Me

Nice family, stupid.
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Ooooo... I have friends in Louisville.

I wonder if I can get one of them to follow Patrick around, playing the tuba.

 

[AnOminous]

If people imagine a trombone playing when you walk by, you're fat.

If your name is Fatrick Hamlinson, you are FUCKING FAT.

 

[KingOfGains]

How does a man simultaneously manage to look so fat and so noodly in tandem.

What sort of diet/exercise routine do you need to go on to have a build such as this.

It's called being a skinny fat faggot that does nothing but eat like shit and lift light weight. He might as well be doing Richard Simon's programs.

 

[Uncle Buck]

He might as well be doing Richard Simon's programs.

This one, for instance:

Richard's Walking Tape

The contents of a walking tape done by Richard Simmons mixed with audio from a gay porn film, complete for your exercising pleasure!Thanks to cpuss for the o...

www.youtube.com

 

[KillEmAll1989]

It seems obvious, but I didn’t see anyone mention it - Fat’s kid with his first wife isn’t actually his, right? Hence why she asked for a divorce almost as soon as she found out she was pregnant, and why she wanted Fat’s parental rights revoked too on top of it?

 

[moseph.jartelli]

The fact he's in denial about being fat is the funniest thing about Pat to me. The closest he's ever come to acknowledging it is when he said to someone on reddit that he maybe had "a few vanity lbs to lose". I remember on the forums there were some old pics of him hanging out with this guy who was the size of a fucking house, I'm talking like 400-500lbs, and people speculated that that's why he doesn't consider himself as actually being a fatty patty boombalatty, because he's not as huge as him. Hey, Patty! I know that you're a Milwaukee Medium, but anywhere else in the country/world/universe you're a big fat fuck and when you walk by people go 'GODDAMN THERE GOES A BIG FAT FUCK'.

He is the original Russell Greer branded Fatty McPatty

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Wow, this fat faggot is still oinking into cyberspace about DRUMPF, I see

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It seems obvious, but I didn’t see anyone mention it - Fat’s kid with his first wife isn’t actually his, right? Hence why she asked for a divorce almost as soon as she found out she was pregnant, and why she wanted Fat’s parental rights revoked too on top of it?

I always thought this too since it doesn't bother him when he's reminded that he waved his rights to be a father to his child. He just doesn't want to make it seem like he got cucked by his first wife since he's such a powerful, influential man.

 

[Mr Moonface]

It seems obvious, but I didn’t see anyone mention it - Fat’s kid with his first wife isn’t actually his, right? Hence why she asked for a divorce almost as soon as she found out she was pregnant, and why she wanted Fat’s parental rights revoked too on top of it?

Pat is 100% confirmed the biological father, which does make his signing away his rights all the more baffling.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat is 100% confirmed the biological father, which does make his signing away his rights all the more baffling.

More money to spend on Star Wars Legos than. He should have kept his parental rights. Certain authors would have made sure his books sold and have a spot at Dragoncon.

 

[Meat Target]

I always thought this too since it doesn't bother him when he's reminded that he waved his rights to be a father to his child. He just doesn't want to make it seem like he got cucked by his first wife since he's such a powerful, influential man.

Pat is 100% confirmed the biological father, which does make his signing away his rights all the more baffling.

More money to spend on Star Wars Legos than. He should have kept his parental rights. Certain authors would have made sure his books sold and have a spot at Dragoncon.

That kid is better off not being raised by a fat failure manchild.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat actually dedicated one of his books to his daughter.

Reminder, he signed his rights as a father away completely on his own volition, but it's up to her to find her way home.

 

[Ecliptic]

In his post about Robin Williams & depression, Patso gives his thoughts:

>Then, two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing. She refused to participate in any counseling, and demanded that I sign the divorce papers or she would have me served. No warning, no signs of trouble, no money problems, no infidelity, nothing.
>I pleaded with her, begged for the life we’d built together, and for the life growing in her belly. But if she heard any of it, she didn’t care. She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me. It was a lie, of course. A lie she told to me, but more importantly to herself. A lie she continues to tell herself to this day.
>My ex-wife got exactly what she was after; to live in an invented world of her own creation where I never existed. Reconciliation is not possible, as it would destroy that illusion for her. It will come apart of its own accord in time as my daughter grows older and starts asking questions she has no answers to.

"Why did he spend a decade angry tweeting from a sweaty sofa, mom?"

 

[AnOminous]

I always thought this too since it doesn't bother him when he's reminded that he waved his rights to be a father to his child. He just doesn't want to make it seem like he got cucked by his first wife since he's such a powerful, influential man.

Lmao he's literally a "never talk to me or my wife's child again" mouth gaping soycuck.

 

[Mr Moonface]

More Pat book dedications for those interested:

Star Wars nonsense that would make the Movieblob blush

He still has yet to 'find' his daughter

Pat larps as a comedian, not sure if that has been mentioned here yet.

No idea who these guys are, but with how Pat writes, I wouldn't want my name in any of his books.

He finally thanks his 'second better wife', still kind of a cunt about it though.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

More Pat book dedications for those interested:

Wow, "cringe" is a term that gets thrown around pretty loosely these days, but that is fucking cringe. Truly an obese faggot.

 

[AprilRains]

It's Walter Jon Williams, and he's kind of derivative. For example, in one of his Privateers & Gentlemen novels, there's a naval surgeon who is half Irish, half Spanish, addicted to laudanum, and inclined toward dueling. Readers of Patrick O'Brian will recognize the theft very easily.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Always thought the dot comes at the end of a sentence, not at the start of it...

 

[Force and Character]

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Always thought the dot comes at the end of a sentence, not at the start of it...

Looks like whoever edited that gave it exactly the amount of effort that Fatrick's writing deserves.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Looks like whoever edited that gave it exactly the amount of effort that Fatrick's writing deserves.

Pat's editor is dyslexic. That is not a joke, he had it on his twitter profile. I wish the old OnA forums didn't go down because there was evidence of it on there, as well as many examples of what a dyslexic editor can do for you. Although to be fair to the guy, it's not like Pat was giving him much to work with in the first place.