Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[CorteXY]

He really is like a retarded alien of some sort. He has no idea why people do what they do...

Call it "sensationalist", but I genuinally believe that if our luscious Ms. Ocean had a bit a lot more in the way of charisma, organisation and traded some BMI points for IQ - his her schizoid ramblings could bring us the lol-herd of the century.

 

[Neko GF]

What started of as a simple, generic troon tweet eventually evolved into a full googleshng. (Word count: 1,046)

Heck, let me elaborate because this keeps coming up.

Earlier someone was visiting from out of town and really wanted to go to the beach with me. And I tried to explain the many reasons that couldn't happen. Part of that is I have some medical stuff going on where getting my skin wet is a no-go, but also, you know, I'm trans. I don't presently own a bathing suit. Finding one that fits me properly would be kind of a challenge, and even if I could, while it's been forever since anyone who looked at me thought I was a guy, it's hard to shake the feeling that if all I had on was something barely covering my genitals and boobs, some obvious tell would suddenly be visible, and then I'd have to deal with, you know, potentially being beaten to death by any bigots in the area. Odds are low but it's still a big risk.

Today I had another variation on the conversation, because hey, it's a real good form of exercise, and explaining things that far, was met with the suggestion, "oh, don't you have any friends with private pools?"

And no, no I freaking don't.

First of all the sort of people who tend to have private pools tend to be people who are pretty damn well off financially. We're already talking about people who have reached that unattainable for someone like me dream of actually owning a house, who also have said house somewhere where there's room to have a yard, and a fence around that yard, and enough money left over to install a damn pool, and keep it well maintained. Might as well ask if I have any friends who own their own islands. What the hell.

Part of why this is a ridiculous ask is that trans women don't ever have any money. We're women and people generally don't like to give women money, we tend to be single, so we don't have access to someone else's money, we're this really hated minority, so like, holding down any job at all is a really big ask, plus, you know, we kinda have quite a lot of really big medical expenses as a result of the whole being trans thing, and at some point in our lives this thing happens where we suddenly have to completely start from scratch on buying clothes and a bunch of other things like it's one of those games where you drop all your stuff on death and it crashed when we were running back to our corpses. You really don't appreciate how much of an investment that is to have to suddenly make all at once.

The other thing, and I don't think this gets talked about enough, is societal transphobia kinda rigs the game against us having friends at all Like, growing up, here I am, some little girl whose parents are really really deadset on wanting to have a little boy instead. The friends I naturally gravitated towards were other little girls my own age. That, to my parents, was a huge red flag and a stop had to be put to it.

No being friends with girls. And I'm not going to end up making friends with a bunch of boys instead, because, no matter how much people were in denial of it, I was a girl. I clearly had cooties. Boys had no interest being anywhere near me.

So, and I think this is pretty well a universal experience, I grew up with basically no friends at all, except maybe a couple weird kids who don't go in for the whole super gender segregated youth thing because look you can't be picky when you're trying to fill out a D&D group, and eventually I got the internet, so I had some nice relateable internet friends (who would... basically all eventually work out that they were also trans, funny how that works).

And then you know, years later, I did the whole thing of coming out and transitioning, and turns out when you do that, a non-zero number of the people in your life are going to IMMEDIATELY cease to be people in your life, or at the very least really distance themselves and maybe not be seen with you in public etc. either because it's taking them a bit to process things or they're low-key bigoted, or high-key, etc.

And then, you know, there's the bigots. The ones who uh, do their best to hunt down every trans woman on the planet, dox us, and harass the everloving hell out of anyone who is related to us, works with us, is friends with us, or acknowledges us as people, in a specific isolating effort.

And it's possible to make new friends past that of course but... honestly, making new friends as an adult is kind of a hard thing to do for anyone. Usually it's contingent on like, getting a new job, or joining a new club, or something like that, and again, discriminated minority here, plus the active stalker scene. And even if not for all that, there's the whole issue of being the age where you should generally have life pretty well figured out and yourself put together, but then you also went and started puberty all over so you're dealing with all that, probably lost your job/family/friends, none of your clothes fit, and you're constantly seeing doctors, so like, yeah. Not a whole lot of opportunities for someone to go "hey, you seem really cool, come by my house some time. I've got a nice new in-ground pool I want to show off, but I don't want to show it off by having a pool party or anything. I just want to invite over a single person, by herself, to swim around in it while I'm not even there, and in fact no one is there, and there's no cameras or anything. And what's weird about that? What, that I specified 'no cameras?' Look it's not fair to act like I'm the one making this weird when I already only exist as a hypothetical to show how people who just let random people swim around their pools without being there themselves aren't really a thing."

Spoiler: googleshng

https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1422311656655400960 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1422313022509436929 (Archive)

Googlshng 2: Moar troon shit (word count: 427):

Roundup of ridiculous transphobic crap I'm mostly refusing to give the time of day:
-There's a big effort going to try and claim a recently deceased author as transphobic despite a long vocal history and themes in his work to the contrary that's mainly focused on screaming at his surviving friends and family.

-Professional bigots are throwing temper tantrums because a professional board of psychologists took the time to put out a formal statement against lawmakers citing a completely fictitious medical condition said bigots made up and have been promoting which basically amounts to trans people being magical vampires who don't even have to bite you, just trick you into reading a blog post.

-There's a separate instance of bigots spewing out propaganda in support of the more or less equally ridiculous BS labels of one Ray Blanchard, whose belief, roughly, is that the only reason trans women exist is that we're all like, really cross-eyed, so when we go to look for a hot woman to bang we see a nearby mirror instead and thus need to turn ourselves into hot women instead. And somehow people take this seriously.

-Some other crank seems to be calling for "public education for would-be transitioners" about how "no one will ever love you" because they somehow missed the memo that actually being trans is one of those rare desirable sexy traits, so even the homeliest looking trans person is constantly having to fend off would-be suitors of all genders with a stick. And honestly it's weird that bigots wouldn't know that because they spend really concerning amounts of time doing "research" by watching/looking at trans porn and talking about their husbands being stolen.

-Pretty sure there's still a roving gang of nazis randomly stabbing people outside the one spa because some crank made up an obvious lie to incite violence, and someone else tried to do a copycat stunt by pointing out that like, wives have husbands stand by changing rooms to give feedback on outfits as they try them on. Presumably this fizzled because they... forgot to even tenuously make a connection there to trans women. And also like, this is something everyone in the world routinely experiences and has never had any problem with.

Anyway on a related note, it'd be really great if people would quit taking screenshots of tweets from stalkers of mine who I'm still in therapy over, because I in fact have them blocked specifically because I don't ever want to see another post from them as for as long as I live.

Spoiler: Moar troon shit

https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1422323625034756105 (Archive)

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

What started of as a simple, generic troon tweet eventually evolved into a full googleshng. (Word count: 1,046)

Spoiler: googleshng

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Googlshng 2: Moar troon shit (word count: 427):

Spoiler: Moar troon shit

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He's in fine form today. This really should be adapted to a musical montage of Jake's greatest hits.

Let's see. We have...

• Excuses for why he can't leave the house (STALKERS!)
• Excuses for why he can't exercise (it's not because he doesn't pass, though!)
  No fewer than six excuses for why he has no friends (other than the obvious)
• Bonus contradictory claim that he's a member of the most desirable demographic ever known to mankind and is constantly fending off suitors (and smugly assuring us that TERFs are always worried about losing their husbands to people like him)
• Several excuses for why he's always broke (including why he's unemployable other than the lack of education, skills, or work ethic, PLUS a refreshing jolt of misogyny regarding women having access to their husband's wallets and relying on that to get by)
• Overall complete misunderstanding of the reality of women's experience vis-a-vis maintaining a wardrobe and other appearance-related/beauty supplies (hint: Most women aren't still wearing clothes from high school, even if said clothes still fit them at 40)
• Lamentations that most people his age have some sort of life, but without reflecting on why he's so unfulfilled
• Roving rape gangs and murder mobs
• Demands that everyone censor themselves to protect his sensitive constitution, rather than simply using Twitter's settings to avoid seeing content he doesn't like (or for that matter, logging off the fucking internet for a while)
• Insistence that people, even young children, can "just tell" when someone's trans, well before the trans person comes out/transitions/is apparently aware of the fact themselves
• Strawmanning the suggestion that he might go swimming at a friend's house by insisting he could only do so if no one else was around and that the friend also assured him there was "no cameras," which in turn makes the whole situation so suspicious he'd be a fool to take anyone up on the offer
• Insisting that it's out of touch and classist to assume that backyard swimming pools are a rarity in the comfortably upper-middle class community of Niantic, Connecticut (if they are, it's only because you live on the fucking beach, you doorknob)
• Being not only a woman, but the most oppressed of all the oppressed women out there, despite also pointing out issues that would also apply to women (or men, for that matter) who are minorities, disabled, poor, etc.
• Alluding to people, controversies, events, and even academic theories without naming them, and in such a generic and yet distorted manner that no one can possibly figure out what the fuck he's talking about unless they already agree with him, thus avoiding any possible challenges to his thinking (and he'll undoubtedly block you if you ask him to clarify anything)

I was worried there for a bit, but he's obviously back in the idiot saddle. My only complaint is that he really could've elaborated more on how there's zero difference, physically, between him and a cis woman, but he'd better not wear a swimsuit just in case he's immediately murdered by a casual observer for not passing.

 

[AnOminous]

What started of as a simple, generic troon tweet eventually evolved into a full googleshng. (Word count: 1,046)

Imagine taking so many words to say literally nothing. What a fat fucking retard.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Finding one that fits me properly would be kind of a challenge, and even if I could, .... if all I had on was something barely covering my genitals and boobs, some obvious tell would suddenly be visible

You don't have to wear a string bikini, Jake. There's other women's bathing suits available for obese fatties like yourself.

Anyway on a related note, it'd be really great if people would quit taking screenshots of tweets from stalkers of mine who I'm still in therapy over, because I in fact have them blocked specifically because I don't ever want to see another post from them as for as long as I live.

You never name names so how is anyone to know how to not do this you stupid fat fuck.

 

[AnOminous]

You don't have to wear a string bikini, Jake. There's other women's bathing suits available for obese fatties like yourself.


You never name names so how is anyone to know how to not do this you stupid fat fuck.

Also the fat bastard is lying, as usual, because he reads all our posts. Hey Jake, eat shit!

 

[Kosher Dill]

You know you're a coomer when:
You've never even heard of a swimsuit less revealing than a string bikini.

 

[Surfin Terf]

What started of as a simple, generic troon tweet eventually evolved into a full googleshng. (Word count: 1,046)

Spoiler: googleshng

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Googlshng 2: Moar troon shit (word count: 427):

Spoiler: Moar troon shit

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He claims that

it's been forever since anyone who looked at me thought I was a guy

But he also claims that he's 6'3". I don't care if you are 36-24-36 (or 41-31-41 to keep it proportional) and have the face of an angel and in every other way look like a perfect woman. If you're 6'3" a significant portion of the population is going to assume that you're a man. Hell, even if you stripped buck-naked and had an obviously natural bobs and vagene 1 in 10 people will marvel at how convincing SRS is these days because that sort of height is so freakishly rare in women (some quick back-of-the-napkin math and a little Googling gives me a mean height of 64 inches with a standard deviation of 2.75 meaning 75 inches is 4 standard deviations which show that 0.003% of American women are that tall) and relatively normal in men (~2% of American men) that it's not even that unreasonable a guess.

 

[talk talk talk]

You know his back is hairier than Ron Jeremy's. You just know it.

Guess that would be a tell.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It wouldn't be a conscious decision but Jake's ideal passing strategy would easily be going for an "amorphous blob" look. If he was capable of doing any kind of basic research he could realize that lots of women settle into this position and there's tons of clothing/accessories for them he could use. The problem as noted is Jake's height and his belief that woman can only dress (and act) like they do in his porn. Also his idea that to ultimately pass he needs surgery since we live in a society where women are forced into sharing their vaginas constantly with strangers.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You know his back is hairier than Ron Jeremy's. You just know it.

Except it's all pure white and un-laserable.

 

[An Ghost]

A simple "no, i don't like the beach" would have sufficed, Jake.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

• Insistence that people, even young children, can "just tell" when someone's trans, well before the trans person comes out/transitions/is apparently aware of the fact themselves

It's seven seconds so I'll transcribe it: Guy dressed as a woman, actually passes better than most troons: "I'm going undercover as a woman to find out what they go through every day (cut to night time) I discovered that women are called 'faggot' a lot"

And this is his idea of what womanhood means: "We're women and people generally don't like to give women money, we tend to be single, so we don't have access to someone else's money," It's like that joke about women getting 70 cents of every dollar a man makes.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What started of as a simple, generic troon tweet eventually evolved into a full googleshng. (Word count: 1,046)

Spoiler: googleshng

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Spoiler: Moar troon shit

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This shit right here, this is why I want him to do that podcast. This is what I want to hear him trying to riff with. I want to hear him criticising movies because they depict trans women as being capable of living as an adult. I want him to obliviously chuckle that all the autistic social retards he knows are now trans. I want to hear the awkwardness in the co-hosts’ voices as they will him to please shut the fuck up you moron, you’re throwing us all under the bus and make a mental note never to do this again.

 

[Haramburger]

Who doesn't want to watch an MST3K rip-off helmed by a fat dude in a bad wig and a dress, filling in 99% of the run time with Googleshngs about lesbian rape gangs and secret Nazis?

I actually just took up watching The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs on Shudder recently, where a Texan hosts showings of horror movies that aren't always outright horror(like Heathers or Day of the Beast) and it turns out this kind of content is still fresh to a lot of people. Nobody wants to watch Jake watch movies but a handful of us, but he's accidentally got his pulse on something relatively current. The difference is Joe Bob Briggs is somewhat charismatic and drops great movie trivia during the breaks while also briefly remote interviewing industry folks like Roger Corman & Clint Howard for their insight. Nobody wants to hear unfunny trannies riffing subtle video game references to each other, or it would have already existed on YouTube for half a decade.

I do not see a future for a RedHairedDamselMedia channel. I'd tolerate maybe one showing of Psycho Goreman, but that's probably the limit to where my viewing interests and Jake's align.

We're women and people generally don't like to give women money...

Well that's a statement with at least three contextual falsehoods

1. You're not women
2. Women are given money for nothing all the time
3. Despite being a tranny, you get how much from Patreon each month? For what exactly?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

do a bellyflop

 

[RussianParasite]

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“Give me toys or the fat man gets it!”

 

[Next Task]

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I had a friend recently say she was having a bad day, so to cheer her up she asked her friends to tell them something good about what they'd been up to so she could enjoy their happiness.

And then there's Jake, who oh-so-subtly demands people say he's great or he'll kill himself.

Go fuck yourself, Jake, you literal troll. You are a blight.

 

[Water-T]

PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I'LL NECK MYSELF! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Congrats to Jake for managing to get his point accross in one tweet

 

[lindsayfan]

"So, and I think this is pretty well a universal experience, I grew up with basically no friends at all"

Kids growing up without friends is sad, but the fact he so reflexively LITERALLY universalizes this experience is just so jake.

It's a special psychological trait cows like him and Haggis McCrablice have in common, where they have almost no real-world experiences and then generalize that as the standard (despite being obsessive consoomers of media that clearly contradicts their convictions that their extremely anomalous, tragic, empty 0.001% outlier lives are something besides massively freakish).

In Jake's case, he "templates" so much of real life onto his pathetic online fantasy world-- close friendships, rollercoaster professional career(s), shockingly violent attacks, all kinds of eventful things that might happen to a real person are instead square-pegged into the social void where this understimulated shut-in wriggles miserably -- serving out the waning years of a life sentence of psychologically self-induced solitary confinement.