Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[MoeChotto]

PPP's Back looks like a face out of a burn victim ward.

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[NSA]

he doesn't know how to feed himself.

This is coming from an expert feeder, so it seems credible.

If you're afraid of your CIA safehouse being compromised, just throw a black bedsheet or something on the floor.

Or an Israeli flag.

Very generous and based!

 

[TheSimpShow]

@Null

Just in case anyone thinks they can sit idly by. How are ya gonna feel when PPP and surfer, and Bryan DUNN, and Gahoole are all glistening in the sun, big long beards, rippling muscles, the physique of an adonis, the physique of plato, glistening and rippling in the sun, and here you are, eating another slice of pizza like a fatass.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Is there a punt the gunt megathread? With two threads and a subforum crossing over on this festival of fat I feel like the discussion is going to be all over the place.

 

[Xibakan]

Wheres the spreadsheet going to be at? Can make some nice graphs of the progress.

 

[Rarghs]

Congratulations to Surfer for successfully doing the weigh in without getting his cock out

 

[instythot]

Nigga average height is not 5'4 anymore.

Tell that to the Killstream Krew

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That slug Apostle from Berserk?

 

[High Tea]

Congratulations to Surfer for successfully doing the weigh in without getting his cock out

Disappointing legions of fans

 

[Absurdity]

PPP's Back looks like a face out of a burn victim ward.

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I think it has an air of sophistication.

I got down to 185 before doing keto and alternate day fasting and then I gained it back.

PPP's diet is unsustainable. He'll lose the weight but he doesn't know how to feed himself.

Not trying to give unsolicited advice but there's a reason I'm looking at 1kg a week and I'm not going to fastschwitz. I'm trying to get healthy, not thin.

That snake juice shit is literally pro-ana teenage anorexic dieting. I remember eating out of taco bell packets when I was starving hard. Not good tbh

You're in for the weekly weigh in? Remember you will need to mint PPP bullion if you lose or nothing matters in this world.

 

[The Megalodon]

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[Lobster Cult High Priest]

PPP's fasting like a Christian saint and talking about dying, Josh is puking up pizza like he's bulimic, and Surfer's still losing weight even though he's trying to gain.

PPP: 358.3
Surfer: 168.4

Damn surfer looks like he just got out of a concentration camp

 

[gaystoner]

All the nutrition gurus I personally find convincing say combining diet & exercise, when you want to lose a significant amount of weight, is a recipe for failure. Have to focus on diet. PPP has mentioned he's doing water fasts, AND lifting weights. I think he's the kind of maniac who'll eventually get his weight down if that's what he wants, but "pizza day" makes more sense than this.

Reminds me more of a scary, talking tree in an old cartoon.

the problem with that is the combo of 'wow im really tired' and then people over eat. Realistically after a weight lifting workout where you hope to pack on some extra muscle fibers you want to consumer about 30gs of liquid protein. Thats why you see folks talking about powders/shakes because within 30 minutes of a workout the protein will help your body recover fast...and then about an hour after workouts you should be trying to have a protein focused meal.

The problem is people who are extremely large will go 'oh now I can go get some fast food' instead of realizing that something like a caesar salad with grilled chicken/nuts will contain like 50g's of protein and be alot healthier resulting in better performance. In general 'diet' is very important so shifting away from fast food can also result in weightloss because you stop consuming empty calories.

 

[High Tea]

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

I Nostradamus'd this shit weeks ago and I'm glad it went this way:

PPP needs to come in out of nowhere with the weight loss competition to dab on Josh and Ralph.

For fat fucks like PPP fasting is by far his best bet to jump start the weight loss and build the momentum to see it through. If that pic of the food he broke the first fast with is an indicator of how he'll break all his fasts, he'll be fine.

I plateaued at 210lbs but fasting kick-started the weight loss and now I'm hanging around the upper 170s. I tried keto before but I wasn't a fan of the constant fats and avocados aren't cheap.

The trick is to eat slowly when you break the fast. You'll get full with the normal amount of food despite your desire to binge.

 

[Eggg]

People IIT saying what PPP is doing is unhealthy don't know anything about fasting. The same kind of people that think if you don't eat food for a week you'll die.

 

[Tom Myers]

People IIT saying what PPP is doing is unhealthy don't know anything about fasting. The same kind of people that think if you don't eat food for a week you'll die.

Safety, health improvement and well-being during a 4 to 21-day fasting period in an observational study including 1422 subjects

Looks like a 20 day fast is usually tolerated well.

 

[Eggg]

Safety, health improvement and well-being during a 4 to 21-day fasting period in an observational study including 1422 subjects

Looks like a 20 day fast is usually tolerated well.

It's actually healthier than calorie restriction because after a day or two (depending on the individual) your body goes into autophagy where you body starts to clean out old and damaged cells, while creating new ones.

 

[Tom Myers]

It's actually healthier than calorie restriction because after a day or two (depending on the individual) your body goes into autophagy where you body starts to clean out old and damaged cells, while creating new ones.

There are a lot of studies showing a weekly daily fast cleans out a lot of the dead/retarded cells and whatnot.

I'm not going to google nigger links for that.

 

[Jump]

Did PPP get null's video? He is playing the weigh in's now.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

I got down to 185 before doing keto and alternate day fasting and then I gained it back.

PPP's diet is unsustainable. He'll lose the weight but he doesn't know how to feed himself.

Not trying to give unsolicited advice but there's a reason I'm looking at 1kg a week and I'm not going to fastschwitz. I'm trying to get healthy, not thin.

That snake juice shit is literally pro-ana teenage anorexic dieting. I remember eating out of taco bell packets when I was starving hard. Not good tbh

Fasting is fantastic tool to lose weight, the problem is if you lose all the weight you need to fasting and then go right back to your fat faggot diet where you eat enough calories to maintain 300 pounds of fat faggotry. AFTER reaching your goal weight you need to count calories just as religiously and learn to cook until your default eating patterns start to become healthy.