Dice Scum, the series.

Could also go with claims to be trans but isn't at all. Just does it as a way to get attention.

I could have the kilt wearer and other LARPer be that piece of shit. Since I haven't written them up yet.

The webcomic guy could be a pastiche of the Quilliam character in Gen Zed, in that only his voice is heard.

I got it: Webcomic bro is such a shut-in that he plays with them in a chat room. Like he hast skype and audio feed feed into the room and others move his pieces for him.
 
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I could have the kilt wearer and other LARPer be that piece of shit. Since I haven't written them up yet.



I got it: Webcomic bro is such a shut-in that he plays with them in a chat room. Like he hast skype and audio feed feed into the room and others move his pieces for him.
Kilt wearer for sure. He can constantly claim it's a skirt despite everyone(including someone of Scottish descent) pointing out its a kilt.

And the weeabo character constantly makes all the characters have big boobs and insists on fighting tentacle monsters.

"I use my turn to transform into my magical girl form!"

"Dude, I keep telling you theres no magical girl form! You just waste your turn making your character go through some overly-long tra formation sequence! Just attack the rat already!"
 
Right, now that I took a break (IE shitposted some more) let's do this one:

That guy who insists on wearing a camouflage Utilikilt and thinking it's the height of fashion.

Hayden. The anti-Aiden, Hayden is an "MtF" demisexual nan0boy multiple system whose main headmate and true form is a Welsh Green Dragon from Harry Potter. Obviously this shit is all bunkem, as "Hayden" is actually Hal Bauer, a white guy born to a Lutheran family who moved from Michigan all those years ago. But don't tell this asshole that. He claims the kilt he wears is actually a skirt that allows him to tap into "her" Scottish/Welsh/Celtic side, something that irks Aiden considering that his family is Scots themselves, to the point where he actually has some familiarity with the Scots language, and has visited family living at Dunfermline. Routinely plays stereotypically "magical girl" characters, which unfortunately has the negative effect of egging Stephen on. Claims to be dieting, but "she" always comes in with McDonalds or some other really cheap fast food. Has complained about a lack of women and PoC at the table, which often causes Tram and Aiden to internally wince, especially when TJ, a M:tG player who games with buddies nearer to the group, comes in to see what the crazy fuck has to say after hearing that glorious chestnut.
 
Right, now that I took a break (IE shitposted some more) let's do this one:



Hayden. The anti-Aiden, Hayden is an "MtF" demisexual nan0boy multiple system whose main headmate and true form is a Welsh Green Dragon from Harry Potter. Obviously this shit is all bunkem, as "Hayden" is actually Hal Bauer, a white guy born to a Lutheran family who moved from Michigan all those years ago. But don't tell this asshole that. He claims the kilt he wears is actually a skirt that allows him to tap into "her" Scottish/Welsh/Celtic side, something that irks Aiden considering that his family is Scots themselves, to the point where he actually has some familiarity with the Scots language, and has visited family living at Dunfermline. Routinely plays stereotypically "magical girl" characters, which unfortunately has the negative effect of egging Stephen on. Claims to be dieting, but "she" always comes in with McDonalds or some other really cheap fast food. Has complained about a lack of women and PoC at the table, which often causes Tram and Aiden to internally wince, especially when TJ, a M:tG player who games with buddies nearer to the group, comes in to see what the crazy fuck has to say after hearing that glorious chestnut.
They wouldn't call themselves an MtF nan0boy-that implies masculinity. Maybe voidsexual MTF nan0girl?
 
They wouldn't call themselves an MtF nan0boy-that implies masculinity. Maybe voidsexual MTF nan0girl?

I think I have it right though, since Nan0boy should refer to the idea that you are just the slightest bit tomboyish, if you take the actual term "nano" correctly. Nan0girl would be used to quantify slight amounts of femininity (I think), so it doesn't work.
 
I think I have it right though, since Nan0boy should refer to the idea that you are just the slightest bit tomboyish, if you take the actual term "nano" correctly. Nan0girl would be used to quantify slight amounts of femininity (I think), so it doesn't work.
If all else fails, he can just make up a new sexuality every episode. It's what a lot of tumblrites do.

So does shut-in Skype guy have any sort of accent of speech thing?
 
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Oh! So do any of the cast have jobs? School? Ect?
 
I know I said this on my request submission, but I can do concept art/designs for characters or anything else. I'd try my way at animating, but I've only had a one-month course on 2D anim, and I'm better at 3D at the moment.

I didn't kniw where I could squeeze this in, so I hope this isn't too abrupt.
 
If all else fails, he can just make up a new sexuality every episode. It's what a lot of tumblrites do.

So does shut-in Skype guy have any sort of accent of speech thing?

You mean like a speech impediment or something? Because I envision a sort of quiet sort of reedy voice when I imagine them talking. Sort of like they've emotionally broken at one point in the past and never really recovered from it.

Oh! So do any of the cast have jobs? School? Ect?

Tram (azn) works at a pet shop and is going for an engineering degree. Aiden (good tranny) does tech support gigs and is trying to get into aerospace in one of the STEM fields. Frank (vet) is currently a Wal-mart greeter, but this depends on how mentally stable he is. Stephen (weeb) has no job, and is bombing his animation courses in college. Chris (sped) is medium functioning, but makes money by selling his painting skills for models; he's ultra popular with the Warhammer fans because of it. Gloria (new age hoarder) is a retired manager from a store, but still occasionally makes money by writing articles in a leftwing online rag or by selling crystal art. Hayden (Bad Tranny) is reluctantly doing work at a Sears, and dropped out of college.

The shut-in I'm not sure on yet other than they make a rather mediocre and boring "comedic" webcomic that accidentally powerlevels them.
I know I said this on my request submission, but I can do concept art/designs for characters or anything else. I'd try my way at animating, but I've only had a one-month course on 2D anim, and I'm better at 3D at the moment.

I didn't kniw where I could squeeze this in, so I hope this isn't too abrupt.

If you can do character art, you could also do storyboarding IMO. That's significant since it'd allow any animator we accidentally acquire to work off from the pieces. Plus if we get enough people who can animate in 3D, that'd work just as well.
Is it sad that the characters have more depth than the actual characters they're supposed to parody?

Fuck yes; this is my and everyone else's brainvomit.
 
You mean like a speech impediment or something? Because I envision a sort of quiet sort of reedy voice when I imagine them talking. Sort of like they've emotionally broken at one point in the past and never really recovered from it.



Tram (azn) works at a pet shop and is going for an engineering degree. Aiden (good tranny) does tech support gigs and is trying to get into aerospace in one of the STEM fields. Frank (vet) is currently a Wal-mart greeter, but this depends on how mentally stable he is. Stephen (weeb) has no job, and is bombing his animation courses in college. Chris (sped) is medium functioning, but makes money by selling his painting skills for models; he's ultra popular with the Warhammer fans because of it. Gloria (new age hoarder) is a retired manager from a store, but still occasionally makes money by writing articles in a leftwing online rag or by selling crystal art. Hayden (Bad Tranny) is reluctantly doing work at a Sears, and dropped out of college.

The shut-in I'm not sure on yet other than they make a rather mediocre and boring "comedic" webcomic that accidentally powerlevels them.


If you can do character art, you could also do storyboarding IMO. That's significant since it'd allow any animator we accidentally acquire to work off from the pieces. Plus if we get enough people who can animate in 3D, that'd work just as well.


Fuck yes; this is my and everyone else's brainvomit.
The shut-in could be a streamer. Makes just enough to get by, doesn't have to leave his room, gives him a good reason to have high quality computer and audio feed for when he plays with the others. Doesn't use facecam obviously.

I asked about shut-in's voice because I remembered Hayden saying that the only thing anyone knows about Qulliam is that he's English(so I'm sure Quilliam is going to be voiced by Hayden).
 
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I asked about shut-in's voice because I remembered Hayden saying that the only thing anyone knows about Qulliam is that he's English(so I'm sure Quilliam is going to be voiced by Hayden).

Hayden is the narrator in the trailer, which I think is meant to be Quillliam. He sounds like a right twat at any rate, so if we do have an English voice a more working class one would be nice.
 
Hayden is the narrator in the trailer, which I think is meant to be Quillliam. He sounds like a right twat at any rate, so if we do have an English voice a more working class one would be nice.
Heh, or just go full Cockney with it.
 
Hayden is the narrator in the trailer, which I think is meant to be Quillliam. He sounds like a right twat at any rate, so if we do have an English voice a more working class one would be nice.

I could do that if needs be.
 
I'd also like to volunteer for script writing, and of course, voices if you need them.
 
So Aidan is the DM, right?

Should his (DnD) campaign be a totally ordinary one that the other characters insist in making constantly about their lives and problems?
 
I think I have it right though, since Nan0boy should refer to the idea that you are just the slightest bit tomboyish, if you take the actual term "nano" correctly. Nan0girl would be used to quantify slight amounts of femininity (I think), so it doesn't work.
Than it wouldn't be MtF, it would just be a genderfluid type of trans. This conversation is sucking away my brain cells by the minute.
If all else fails, he can just make up a new sexuality every episode. It's what a lot of tumblrites do.
Mmm. New gender, sexuality, and pronouns, getting worse every time. I like it.
So Aidan is the DM, right?

Should his (DnD) campaign be a totally ordinary one that the other characters insist in making constantly about their lives and problems?
I think that's a good idea. Maybe he gets irritated at the others sometimes.
"You sit and talk to the lich wizard about your pronouns! You bore him too much, and he Meteor Swarms himself repeatedly because he's sick of you."
 
Than it wouldn't be MtF, it would just be a genderfluid type of trans. This conversation is sucking away my brain cells by the minute.

Mmm. New gender, sexuality, and pronouns, getting worse every time. I like it.

I think that's a good idea. Maybe he gets irritated at the others sometimes.
"You sit and talk to the lich wizard about your pronouns! You bore him too much, and he Meteor Swarms himself repeatedly because he's sick of you."
And everyone expects him to join in because he's trans (or is he stealth) but he has a personality that doesnt just revolve around gender and sexuality.
 
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I could do the generic streamer/LPer/shut in. Though I do have a terrible accent. Closest I get is a Viennese-English accent. Otherwise when I -do- an American accent, it's very flat and sounds like a computer, or something.

Anyway, adoring the ideas. Seems like we have an excellent cast already.

Just need to sit down for the script.
 
The shut-in could be a streamer. Makes just enough to get by, doesn't have to leave his room, gives him a good reason to have high quality computer and audio feed for when he plays with the others. Doesn't use facecam obviously.

Right then, so this is what I came up with:

Max is both a webcomic artist and a streamer of several games on his twitch channel, including League of Legends and DOTA II. He hasn't left his house for five years ever since he had a massive nervous breakdown. He orders his food to his house via a grocery service and through take-out. He mostly communicates with people via chatrooms and the like, although he also uses his recording equipment to speak with people should events require him to. He's currently playing with a game group from a far distance by voicing his moves and seeing the groups actions through their cameras. His figurines he pays Chris to paint, since it'd be cheaper in terms of postage. His webcomic is a generic and unfunny one that references a bit too much of his life as a failure.

Hayden is the narrator in the trailer, which I think is meant to be Quillliam. He sounds like a right twat at any rate, so if we do have an English voice a more working class one would be nice.

The only thing I have in mind is a quiet and subdued voice,, so it really does depend on who does what.

Than it wouldn't be MtF, it would just be a genderfluid type of trans. This conversation is sucking away my brain cells by the minute.

Mmm. New gender, sexuality, and pronouns, getting worse every time. I like it.

Indeed. That's gonna be the schtick, and it'll get more and more ridiculous each episode.

I think that's a good idea. Maybe he gets irritated at the others sometimes.
"You sit and talk to the lich wizard about your pronouns! You bore him too much, and he Meteor Swarms himself repeatedly because he's sick of you."

Stephen, being a sick fuck, attempts to get Aidan to talk about a sexual experience he managed to wrangle due to an accidental 20 and subsequent confirmation on a seduction roll. Aidan, being probably one of the sanest characters here, is trying to subtly say "fuck no" since as an FtM, he's weirded out by playing the girl in this situation. That and fuck that has nothing to do with a good experience. Before Aidan can get to it, Hayden screeches like a potato over what is obviously rape. Cue Aidan facepalming, Gloria toking, Chris whining over not being able to play, and Frank thinking that whining is an artillery round.

And everyone expects him to join in because he's trans (or is he stealth) but he has a personality that doesnt just revolve around gender and sexuality.

Aidan hasn't let anyone know because Stephen is eww. That and since he passes, he doesn't have to bring this up too often. That and fuck Hayden.

I could do the generic streamer/LPer/shut in. Though I do have a terrible accent. Closest I get is a Viennese-English accent. Otherwise when I -do- an American accent, it's very flat and sounds like a computer, or something.

Anyway, adoring the ideas. Seems like we have an excellent cast already.

Just need to sit down for the script.

I work better with idea seeds with scripts. Throw out some ideas that can work for a good pilot, and I'll try and stitch up a decent script.

Also for those interested in VAing for this travesty should state what roles they want to try for now, so I can write a full on list. Since I don't know how interested anyone is in doing what, I'm not too picky on voices other than if they can work for the character.
 
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