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- Dec 3, 2013
Steven needs more comments like "ninja run", charging energy in his katana, and throw in something about his powerlevel being high enough to withstand bullets.I got an idea for an opening/short. They're playing a GURPS-type "real life" game where they're DEA agents on the trail of a cartel drug ring. They've infiltrated the warehouse that's connected to a cross-boarder tunnel. Things are tense as they relay the information to the assault team going in. And then the cartel gunmen start heading towards their position, guns drawn.
And then Stephen (who's character looks like some animu bishi ninja, in contrast to all the other guys in TAC gear), rushes out of cover, directly towards the ruthless cartel gunmen, waving his katana.
Aiden: "....what?"
Stephen: "What do you mean what? I'm going to take them out with my stealth ninja tactics."
Aiden: "...You do know that they can see you and that they have guns, right?"
Stephen: "That's why I'm doing gymnastics and shit, I'm dodging their line of fire! They can't hit me!"
Aiden: "...."
(Sound of dice rolling)
Auden: "Okay, not only did your spectacular show of gymnastics fail to distract the cartel gunmen, it causes you to inpale yourself with your katana."
Stephen: "THAT'S BULLSHIT!"
(Sound of dice)
Aiden: "The cartel gunmen don't miss, and they inflict..."
(Sound of dice)
Aiden: "Oh, wow. Enough damage that your character has been reduced to a, quote, 'hamburger slushy'"
Stephen: "THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT THAT'S NOT FAIR WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RACIST AGAINST JAPAN YOU ASSHOLE!"
(Sound of Stephen flipping over the table and spazzing out)
Also, there needs to be an episode where the Vietnam Vet plays a Call of Duty spoof, starts having a flashback, and drives off in a hijacked Prius. The gang has to track him down and drag him out of the McDonalds PlayPlace he's using as a fortress.
"...it's not your character's powerlevel, it's their level. And levels don't make you fucking bulletproof, Steve. We've talked about this."
"I told you to call me Senketsu!"
"Yeah, I'm not doing that."