🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 44 43.6%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 11 10.9%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 46 45.5%

  • Total voters
    101
He honestly expects everybody he meets to know him. When he does IRL streams he's constantly asking people if they know him and nobody has a clue or cares who he is.
I still can't believe he thought it was a good idea to start asking people on the street if they knew who Null was, and if they knew he was a prolific pedophile.
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Glad you're enjoying the thread, @theralph.
During the meltdown the other day when he was watching chat about him murdering dogs, I mentioned that he's an idiot for having a paywall because nobody is going to know what he's talking about. Not two minutes later he says "oooh I might leave this one up for everyone to know what we're talking about".

It was fucking bizarre, almost verbatim, and the last time I voice that particular concern.
 
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Blaire White has invoked the Gunt's Wrath. God bless his corrupted soul.
 
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Blaire White has invoked the Gunt's Wrath. God bless his corrupted soul.
I like how he sounds like a spaghetti western villain: "Well sir you see this city's not big enough for the both of us, sir. The way I see it you'd better get on your horse and walk away from MY tavern. If I were you I'd go back to Gainesville is all I'm saying, bad things happen to strangers 'round here."
 
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Blaire White has invoked the Gunt's Wrath. God bless his corrupted soul.
Loving how the streamer known for taking down “Mundane Matt the Flaggot” has to tell people that he is a flaggot now. Blair and most people who left IBS in late 2018 to 2019 haven’t been keeping up with this 💩.

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It's just a law of nature that being a fat fuck makes you a greedy bastard. Even if you're the guy who got famous for dunking on a flaggot, you will still fight to get those booze bucks, because you are a fat fuck.
 
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Remind me again who has the scat fetish and who, on their own volition, released their own sex tape that shows them shoving their own thumb up a meth head's ass and then huffed said thumb like it was a petrol soaked rag? Was that Null or Ethan Ralph? Who here in class knows?
THAT'S NOT TRUE AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT HUFFED SHIT OFF YOUR OWN HOOF AAAAUUUUUGGGHHH
 
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Remind me again who has the scat fetish and who, on their own volition, released their own sex tape that shows them shoving their own thumb up a meth head's ass and then huffed said thumb like it was a petrol soaked rag? Was that Null or Ethan Ralph? Who here in class knows?
It had shit on it he licked the shit off his thumb
 
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Ralph actually kind of made a funny the other day which is probably why this flew under the radar, but it's a lot funnier when you look at the timestamps.
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Rival Gunt-Possessor Deorio tweets about Ralph getting engaged to everyone's favorite crypto-jew.

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In under 7 minutes Ralph has a response hot off the hooves. :story:
I'm not sure if this is orbiters between communities or Ralph obsessively namesearching but jesus that was quick.
 
Ralph actually kind of made a funny the other day which is probably why this flew under the radar, but it's a lot funnier when you look at the timestamps.
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Rival Gunt-Possessor Deorio tweets about Ralph getting engaged to everyone's favorite crypto-jew.

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In under 7 minutes Ralph has a response hot off the hooves. :story:
I'm not sure if this is orbiters between communities or Ralph obsessively namesearching but jesus that was quick.
Are you suggesting we only cuktivate negative material on ralph and that he's an utter retard for obsessing over us? That we aren't the impartial hall of gunt related academia that would have 9bjectove empirical measurements of everything from the volume of his mong head to the rotation anomalies of celestial 9bkects orbiting the gunted mass of gristle flesh?
 
Are you suggesting we only cuktivate negative material on ralph and that he's an utter retard for obsessing over us? That we aren't the impartial hall of gunt related academia that would have 9bjectove empirical measurements of everything from the volume of his mong head to the rotation anomalies of celestial 9bkects orbiting the gunted mass of gristle flesh?
Ralph making a joke at someone else's expense that actually lands is kinda rare; I'd say it's a numbers game more than anything else. :story:
 
Remind me again who has the scat fetish and who, on their own volition, released their own sex tape that shows them shoving their own thumb up a meth head's ass and then huffed said thumb like it was a petrol soaked rag? Was that Null or Ethan Ralph? Who here in class knows?
Piggy sucks May's lollipoop every day. Piggy doesn't know of any other cause for gastrointestinal infections. He had them his entire life exclusively from from lollipoop. I'm sorry your honna, all I know is that slurping my waifs rectum causes pains.
 
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