Sorry, bud. He's still whining.
I wanna talk about his friend and the Harry Potter books because it shows how clearly Lou has no idea how platonic relationships work. “My friend wants to buy Harry Potter” next tweet “I would die for this person.” Ok I think he wants us to see this as him making some selfless sacrifice, encouraging his friend to enjoy the lego set that will put money in the pockets of JKR and surely kill at least 3 trans women in the process. But Lou doesn’t care. His friend’s happiness is #1. He’d die for them.
I made a very simple timeline to illustrate his tablet horde, note that only tablets are included here:
Yeah because you gotta go ask, basically. The forum's massive so if you're not actively seeking the feature, it may not happen. One of Null's only rules for not featuring a post is if the thread has too niche of a community and featuring it would risk massive thread-derailment. Don't think that would bee too massive of an issue here though
That's the thing, though, he doesn't. He gets pushback from people he wants to like him, he apologises and says he's a piece of shit for a day or so, and then he just... goes right back to his usual behaviour.
Why do some MTFs need to be soooooo fuckin' special? Like, they don't even want to just be women, they want to be EXTRA women. Nothing gender-neutral, nothing even remotely related to masculinity allowed. If you want to be a women, you want to be treated like cis women, right? And cis women get called "dude," "man," included in the plural "guys," etc. and are completely fucking fine with it. Why do you want to be so special? Don't you just want to be treated like a regular woman???
Loug's the daytime TV of the farms; repetitive, comforting, but always managing to catch your attention and go "no way he's that stupid." Keep it up Lou, your fans love ya!Lou is the most magnificently average cow ever and that's why we love him. Our man could shag his mum and yet build up to it so slowly and predictably that it still wouldn't be featurable. He's significant only in how constant he is. His top humour lies in 'oh he's being called out yet again - surely he won't - no - HE'S DONE IT. HE'S BEGGING FOR A TABLET ANYWAY. HIS MUM IS DEAD AGAIN. WHAT A GAME!'
He affects nothing in the world because nobody cares. He's like a silly little automated script, before even machine learning existed.
Happy near 1000 Lou. You're the best.
Do we really want that, though? From what I've seen, being featured mainly means the thread gets flooded with retards for four days, then everything mostly goes back to normal. As much as I value new high-quality contributors adding themselves to the Louniverse, I'm not sure it's worth risking the additional influx of A&N types.
To add onto this, why would we even want to give our resident snot rocket the dignity of a site wide feature? Part of the entertainment comes from the fact that no one really gives a shit about this person outside of a niche following and having a larger draw/audience would only further feed into his masochistic ego.
It's a blessing and a curse.
Clearly Lou should fuck his dead mom.At the time of the foot ulcer and hospitalization and Lou tweeting about how the Farms was right, I tagged null and requested a front page feature but we got nothing so he must have reasons
