Chris has been arrested

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daddys little homo said:
oh god help me i just realized… he may have been legitimately trying to get her pregnant… from personal experience you dont try to do it more than every three days with your trying to get pregnant because something about sperm needing to regenerate or something i cant remember specifically… he could of very easily found this out online reading about the subject
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No. He used condoms and said it was ok because he was now her daughter, women can't get women pregnant.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Chris is HIGHY susceptible to flattery, and a halfway decent investigator would know to play along, and if you play along even a little with Chris.. he’ll tell you everything.
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Oh yeah. Especially if they use an interrogator that's a nice woman. If they do, Chris is gonna have to kiss his precious medallion goodbye.
 
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AnOminous said:
I hope his PD is competent because this is shit you do not want in front of a jury. Look at us, a hardened batch of cocksuckers who are literally amused by the most horrifying shit on the Internet, and how we're reacting to this. Can you imagine what a jury of normies is going to think?
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Knowing Chris’s luck they’ll be a Tommy Tooter style tranny on the jury who thinks the most disgusting thing about the case is the police misgendering Pristine Christine.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Chris is HIGHY susceptible to flattery, and a halfway decent investigator would know to play along, and if you play along even a little with Chris.. he’ll tell you everything.
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You watch any interrogation videos and they always play along.

”Oh, you fucked your mom? I mean, I guess it’s not that weird…”

”You don’t think so?”

”Nope. You wanna sandwich buddy?”
 
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fromthebowelsofthebizzare said:
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haaa ! dude, this is great, thats actually damn good ''fan art'' i say itin quotes because ik now we are not fans of chris chan, well we are fans of mocking the ever worsening antics this fool i known for, but i digress LOL

Ghost_of_Pinochet said:
You watch any interrogation videos and they always play along.

”Oh, you fucked your mom? I mean, I guess it’s not that weird…”

”You don’t think so?”

”Nope. You wanna sandwich buddy?”
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yup !! LOL so true.
 
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AnOminous said:
You listened to the audio, right? It doesn't even need an investigator. Even a fucking autistic retard got him to admit everything.
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Ha nah, the texts were bad enough and I can’t drink tonight to get through that audio shit. The fact that he looks pretty content in his mugshots makes me think they’ve been properly honeydicking him along. He’s smiling like he thinks once this little misunderstanding is all sorted out, he’ll be home by the weekend. Hey, maybe some free movie tickets thrown in again. For date night.
 
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Doctor Krieger said:
Do you really think Chris realizes what he’s done is a crime against humanity? Lemme give you a preview of the police “interrogating” them:

“Did you have sex with your elderly dementia laden mother?”
“Wellll, yes, but she’s my sweetheart, and I'm her loving daughter. Surely you must understand the power of love.”
“….Frank, get the phonebooks.”
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TRUE
LOVE
IS
ILLEGAL
IN
VIRGINIA
 
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Echo_Ender said:
I'm honestly surprised weens haven't broken into the vehicle to search it for drawings/medallions/ect.

And surprised White Knights haven't tried to get the hotel to have the van towed/impounded to prevent it.
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I guess the lolcow is going to be put to pasture. I was certain the white knights would do something, but now they're starting to learn not to pozload my neghole.
 
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Ghost_of_Pinochet said:
You watch any interrogation videos and they always play along.

”Oh, you fucked your mom? I mean, I guess it’s not that weird…”

”You don’t think so?”

”Nope. You wanna sandwich buddy?”
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I think back to that case of that incel that admitted to bashing him moms head in, played with the brains then fucked the corpse. And the investigator has to go along like “hey we’ve all had days like that, pal. Anyway, so your dick is in the brain hole..”.
 
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Mason Verger said:
I think back to that case of that incel that admitted to bashing him moms head in, played with the brains then fucked the corpse. And the investigator has to go along like “hey we’ve all had days like that, pal. Anyway, so your dick is in the brain hole..”.
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Any clue on the name for that one? Sounds like some light listening.
 
horrorfan89 said:
Basedshaman is STILL trying to cash in on streaming, he named his stream "chris updates" but like the rest of us he knows knowing beyond "Chris is in jail awaiting to be charged on incest and maybe worse maybe less."

God lord his sound effects are annoying POINT OF PERSONAL PRIVLLAGE! and some obnoxious halo ish chanting.
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I love a good asmr chris reading
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Not this time. Previously, his actions were either due to him being a moron or being impulsive and a moron, and they didn’t really have any long-term effects. These crimes are serious and premeditated. I don’t know what the consequences will be, but he’s certainly not going to get out of it. At best, they might go a little bit easy on him because he’s a retard, but they won’t let him off.
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I think he will be released from prison after a few years for good behavior
 
I know this is a bit unrelated, but this question has bothered me for a long time, does anyone know just how seriously Chris took shit like this? Specifically during the time when Chris claimed Sonichu "took over"
Is this just roleplay or was Chris legitimately far gone enough to believe this? Aka, Schizophrenia or multiple personality. Anyone in psychology wanna chime in?
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