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Symalsa said:
So can someone tell me why I’m hearing Chris was placed into a “Women’s Prison”?

Is CVJR a female only jail? I didn’t think it was
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Several people have explained that you are sent to the jail that corresponds with your genitalia, not the novelty gender on your drivers license. Sounds reasonable to me.
 
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CohenManischewitz said:
i see you. all i am saying is i work. and im insane. and i work with 2 other people with the tism. one just wears suspenders and sweeps floors and only gives one word answers and doesnt speak unless spoken to. the other one is a tard aspie guy in his 50s fully functioning adult that hates women and is probably a virgin. he drives and buys shitty used cars all the time and acts like they are ferraris. buicks and nissans and shit. anyway what i am getting at is they work. and they are retarded. so for all of you unemployed self aware retards out there. here is the silver lining : you are a retard but you can still find work. and work that pays pretty good. you just have to work.
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You write like a low functioning autistic
 
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CohenManischewitz said:
i see you. all i am saying is i work. and im insane. and i work with 2 other people with the tism. one just wears suspenders and sweeps floors and only gives one word answers and doesnt speak unless spoken to. the other one is a tard aspie guy in his 50s fully functioning adult that hates women and is probably a virgin. he drives and buys shitty used cars all the time and acts like they are ferraris. buicks and nissans and shit. anyway what i am getting at is they work. and they are retarded. so for all of you unemployed self aware retards out there. here is the silver lining : you are a retard but you can still find work. and work that pays pretty good. you just have to work.
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So where did you go to find work? The sped section of craigslist? An employment agency? I'm wondering what kind of work Chris might have done.
 
Blancmange said:
Several people have explained that you are sent to the jail that corresponds with your genitalia, not the novelty gender on your drivers license. Sounds reasonable to me.
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Right. And yet others are saying the opposite. I’m wondering if anything changed or if I missed something.
 
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Blancmange said:
Several people have explained that you are sent to the jail that corresponds with your genitalia, not the novelty gender on your drivers license. Sounds reasonable to me.
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Disaster if they started putting troons in women's jail, since they're more likely to try to rape
 
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BoomerSperg1922 said:
A fellow Jay watcher.

Interestingly he has another video where he talks about how a prison guard recognized a pedo rapist inmate and posted his papers in the middle of their unit specifically to get his ass killed (it worked).
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I can't find a title that would remotely match that. Got a link?
 
Uncle Meat said:
If Chris serves a purpose to the autistic community, it's to make other autistic people feel superior to him ("At least I'm not THAT bad!") while simultaneously recognizing aspects of Chris's personality that they share. Chris is an object of love/hate to them. Chris is the highest form of pure autism. He's a celebrity specifically because of his autism. And he is reviled specifically because of his autism. Chris is a funhouse mirror for them.
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And that's how we got people like :alog:. That was his shtick. He'd play one of Chris' videos, comment and laugh at it and then need to say how much better than Chris he was. Meanwhile he was an unfunny faggot who thought he was hilarious and possibly had penis envy since he thought a six inch dick was huge.

And for that there was much laughter because it displayed his autism to the world.
 
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Milkis said:
"Internet personality Chris-chan shits own pants at court hearing, flings them at bailiff and attempts to flee the building"
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Public outcry and amazement follows as esteemed comic book creator, mayor, goddess and motherfucker successfully ripped open a portal to another dimension during time in solitary confinement last Tuesday. Evidence left at the scene included a pack of worn crayons and a semen-stained rag. The state of Virginia is offering 50,000 C-Quarters for anyone who has information regarding this incident. Please be advised, Christine Weston Chandler, goddess, queen and interdimensional timelord, is both dangerous and presumed to be armed. Rumors have been circulating about an event known as "The Merge" since their arrest and cryptic graffiti has been spotted all across American cities reading "The Merge is On" and "Praise Be To The Goddess" in human blood. However, bewildered onlookers at the time had little understanding of what would soon transpire.

"We looked to the sky and it lit up like a Christmas tree. Godbear must be angry. Digimon have been getting into my walls and digivolving into ultimate. The mess has been a lot to handle." - explained local Ruckersville resident, Joe Ramirez, aged 43.

"I can't even step outside my house without getting molested by a Hasbro licensed property. I used to watch Transformers as a kid but I never expected to be cat-called by Megatron. Its not safe to be human anymore"
- stated Sandy Bigsbig, 27
 
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Happy Fish said:
So where did you go to find work? The sped section of craigslist? An employment agency? I'm wondering what kind of work Chris might have done.
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My cousin has down syndrome and she works in a factory doing repetitive tasks like putting a screw in a part on a assembly line.

My brother has autism and has worked fast food for the last 15 years.

Both of them are known at work as reliable workers who never miss a day and never cause trouble.

People don't dislike Chris because he is autistic. They dislike him because he does not contribute to society and uses autism as a excuse to be lazy.

There are job placement programs easily accessible for people with disabilities that are only a phone call away.
 
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CohenManischewitz said:
i see you. all i am saying is i work. and im insane. and i work with 2 other people with the tism. one just wears suspenders and sweeps floors and only gives one word answers and doesnt speak unless spoken to. the other one is a tard aspie guy in his 50s fully functioning adult that hates women and is probably a virgin. he drives and buys shitty used cars all the time and acts like they are ferraris. buicks and nissans and shit. anyway what i am getting at is they work. and they are retarded. so for all of you unemployed self aware retards out there. here is the silver lining : you are a retard but you can still find work. and work that pays pretty good. you just have to work.
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There's a major difference between those guys and Chris.

Your co-workers actually have a work ethic. They may hate being there, but they actually can grasp the need to work.

Chris doesn't. He's had jobs in the past, specifically a very, very short stint at a Wendy's that lasted three days.

But Chris hates work, so much so that he flat out will not do it. While Bob had the best of intentions when he signed Chris up for the tugboat saying it would be more than what Chris would get when working an actual job, Chris has used that like a life creed in believing that he shouldn't even TRY to get a job.

With Chris, his autism is a big thing...but it isn't as big as Chris basically relies it on being as his get out of responsibility free card as he was taught through poor parenting. As a person, he is an entitled, spoiled, rude, and self-centered piece of shit that probably would be a lolcow even if he didn't have Autism.
 
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