Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

I've made this post about three times now just due to the nature of the Chris form... But he's going to have to register as a sex offender for every 5 to 10 years and constantly update them when he makes an address change and he's also going to have limited in where he is living. He will be able to keep his disability so the tugboat is fine.

If he is in jail and Barb is in custody of the state as she should be then this means that when the house gets repossessed if nobody's going to go get his shit on his behalf then he's going to literally lose everything in the house all of his toys everything....that will be insanely devastating for Chris
 
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I think he'll follow a trajectory similar to Kevin Havens. Kevin's thread on the farms never really took off, but the GBS goons loved him back around 2008 or 2009. He was a fat junk food addict with (at least) FAS who abused his wheelchair-bound girlfriend. He also collected, and had relationships with, low-end sex dolls. They were as real to him as Sonichu is to Chris. He disappeared for a while and when he reappeared, he had lost a ton of weight, was homeless, living in a tent, and still obsessed with dolls. At some point he began identifying as one of them. Chris already thinks he is his fantasy character, but I still expect him to reappear one day homeless, skinny, and old-looking.
 
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Meiwaku said:
I've made this post about three times now just due to the nature of the Chris form... But he's going to have to register as a sex offender for every 5 to 10 years and constantly update them when he makes an address change and he's also going to have limited in where he is living. He will be able to keep his disability so the tugboat is fine.

If he is in jail and Barb is in custody of the state as she should be then this means that when the house gets repossessed if nobody's going to go get his shit on his behalf then he's going to literally lose everything in the house all of his toys everything....that will be insanely devastating for Chris
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Sadly since he'll probably have limited internet access we won't get a front row to that meltdown. Though knowing Chris and his retarded ass he'll probably sperg out and break parole.
 
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ImFuckingBored said:
Sadly since he'll probably have limited internet access we won't get a front row to that meltdown. Though knowing Chris and his retarded ass he'll probably sperg out and break parole.
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Trust me he will figure that out
Smartphones are relatively cheap and wifi is everywhere.
Homeless in my city use smartphones and download free texting apps then whenever they pass somewhere with free wifi they check to see if they have any messages.

The smart phone I am on right now was $20 at Walmart.
Begging Chris could make that in a day
Or more likely a ween will just give him a phone to message on
 
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GypsyBard said:
Trust me he will figure that out
Smartphones are relatively cheap and wifi is everywhere.
Homeless in my city use smartphones and download free texting apps then whenever they pass somewhere with free wifi they check to see if they have any messages.

The smart phone I am on right now was $20 at Walmart.
Begging Chris could make that in a day
Or more likely a ween will just give him a phone to message on
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I for one can't wait for the Contraband Phone Saga.
 
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ImFuckingBored said:
I for one can't wait for the Contraband Phone Saga.
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In prison he may get extremely limited access to internet and you know for a fact weens and YouTubers will be writing letters to him trying to get artwork or put on the visitation list in exchange for commissary donations so it's not like we won't hear from him wile he is in prison.
 
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Frankly, I think even a year in jail would be enough to significantly change his life - hopefully for the better. Maybe a chaplain can help him with discipline and work through basic morality. Maybe enforced routine for an extended period of time will help him reflect and snap out of this downward spiral he's been in for seven years. It's incredibly unlikely, but a man can dream.

But hey, it's all speculation. We don't even know what the final charges are yet (if he does pick up a rape charge, I imagine he'll get fucked with so badly by inmates/guards that the things I'm hoping for above are effectively void).
Broseph Stalin said:
Better question would be which prisong gang Chris should join.

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He didn't Sonichoose the gang life, the gang live Sonichose him.
 
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cwcvillemayoress said:
If anything I've heard of inmates getting married in jail. So Chris might find a sweetheart that becomes obsessed with him like other women who follow criminals do.
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I doubt any women would be attracted to him, but if people were attracted to pathetic losers like Elliot, Nikolas Cruz, and Randy Stair then it's possible some poor lady would feel attracted to Chris
 
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Either way he's fucked.

1. The rigid structure and lifestyle of prison makes him regain some of his sanity. He's still completely incompetent and unfit for any occupation, and has completely burned everybody who would give him aid. He's destined to spend the rest of his days in homelessness.

2. The rough structure and lifestyle of prison breaks what's left of his sanity. He completely recedes into his delusions, and is either transferred to a looney bin or he becomes yet another crazy homeless person dotting the streets of America.

3. The pressure makes him realize how utterly bleak his life has become and he decides to finally "head to the other dimension".

4. He gets shanked by a nigger.
 
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It's been a while since I checked up on this but in my state there was a prisoner in the can that was doing time for molesting little boys. This person was also transgender and petitioned the state to pay for gender reassignment surgery. There was an ongoing court battle about this and I believe the state finally gave up and said "Here's a blank check, cut off them balls."

Chris has admitted to being ashamed of the "growth" he was wrongfully born with. Didn't stop him from sticking it in Barb. But anyway, I wonder if this is something Chris would pursue. Then on day one of freedom he would be a true and honest woman.
 
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