Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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So much random merch. Like, Hayden, dude, there's a limit on how much stock art you can plaster into random things. At least make the stock art good.

I like to imagine there's just a storage unit full of unsold Gen Zed merchandise
Maybe it ends up in a desert landfill like a certain videogame, to be digged by the people of the future. Then laughed at.
 
Have they actually sold anything? Is there a way to check?

Some of the items have multiple reviews, most I've seen 5 full stars. Given how their Twitter followers are mostly fake, it's quite possible they're fake reviews.
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A lot of reviews I've seen also seem to be focusing on quality of material, so high five for Red Bubble! Gen Zed may have shitty designs, but Red Bubble makes them high quality shitty merchandise.
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Notice again them blatantly trying to bring in the LGBT crowd. Also, thank goodness there is a Hayden Black tag! This is sure to show up during my frequent searches for him, and his searches for his own name.
 
Some of the items have multiple reviews, most I've seen 5 full stars. Given how their Twitter followers are mostly fake, it's quite possible they're fake reviews.
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A lot of reviews I've seen also seem to be focusing on quality of material, so high five for Red Bubble! Gen Zed may have shitty designs, but Red Bubble makes them high quality shitty merchandise.
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Notice again them blatantly trying to bring in the LGBT crowd. Also, thank goodness there is a Hayden Black tag! This is sure to show up during my frequent searches for him, and his searches for his own name.
Those are some of the most generic fake reviews I've ever seen.
 
Some of the items have multiple reviews, most I've seen 5 full stars. Given how their Twitter followers are mostly fake, it's quite possible they're fake reviews.
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A lot of reviews I've seen also seem to be focusing on quality of material, so high five for Red Bubble! Gen Zed may have shitty designs, but Red Bubble makes them high quality shitty merchandise.
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Notice again them blatantly trying to bring in the LGBT crowd. Also, thank goodness there is a Hayden Black tag! This is sure to show up during my frequent searches for him, and his searches for his own name.
The last review smells pretty damn fishy. Wasn't the promo only released in early June?
 
I'm actually pleasantly surprised that Tumblr isn't buying into this shit, considering all the shitty "trans headcanons" and "representation" they shit out on a daily basis. I'd like to say that they're finally learning their lesson, but that'd be way too naive of me.

Tumblr hates it when characters are actually trans; they love forcing their "headcanons" onto cis characters and getting offended when somebody dares to insinuate otherwise. Actual trans characters means that they have nothing to play with - no stupid labels ("Shona's actually a non-dysphoric neuroqueer demigirl!!!") or identity politics.
 
Some of the items have multiple reviews, most I've seen 5 full stars. Given how their Twitter followers are mostly fake, it's quite possible they're fake reviews.
Actually, the reviews appear to be exactly the same for every art print on redbubble regardless of who sells it, so they're most likely site-wide reviews and not about Genzed in particular.

Notice again them blatantly trying to bring in the LGBT crowd. Also, thank goodness there is a Hayden Black tag! This is sure to show up during my frequent searches for him, and his searches for his own name.
They do it on every platform, from Tumblr to Instagram, to Facebook. They're about as subtle as a punch to the gut.

Bonus: some more winners from their shop
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$28
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$46
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$12
Personally, I really dig the white leggings with the badly mangled Genzed logo right on the crotch. :heart-full:
 
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The more I watch this, the more I'm convinced that one week later after the series "debut" (if it happens at all), the critiques will be so harsh that Hayden will use his card under his sleeve: "Haha, I got you all suckers!, I was just pretending to be retarded" and fade into the abyss along Gen Zed. Nobody will remember if Gen Zed or Hayden ever existed and the VA will deny everything.
 
Gen Zed has nothing go for it at all.
Why did Hayden Black even try to make this disaster in the first place?

He didn't even try to pander to tumblr and run off with the money.
The smarter thing to do would be to copycat Tropes Vs. Women and Cartmen's business strategy

This way they can make cosmetic improvements while using the victim card as a reason for why they are not going anywhere. The cosmetic changes they make can be used as "evidence" they are doing something, while in actuality they are saying "Fuck you"
 
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