[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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Wait where are those statements by glowdad and glowmom? I just assumed she was a child of neglect and thats why shes so computer illiterate despite her career.
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"I don't use Google. I don't let my daughter do iCloud or Instagram. I don't let her use a regular browser," he says, referring to Google, Apple and Facebook web services that share certain user data with third parties. "The Moore's law of data collection," Janke says, means that "in ten years they'll be able to get with a single search -- a medical company -- your children's medical reports [going back to] kindergarten and that follows you into jobs and into your healthcare costs."

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"I don't use Google. I don't let my daughter do iCloud or Instagram. I don't let her use a regular browser," he says, referring to Google, Apple and Facebook web services that share certain user data with third parties. "The Moore's law of data collection," Janke says, means that "in ten years they'll be able to get with a single search -- a medical company -- your children's medical reports [going back to] kindergarten and that follows you into jobs and into your healthcare costs."

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holy fucking shit the irony
 
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"I don't use Google. I don't let my daughter do iCloud or Instagram. I don't let her use a regular browser," he says, referring to Google, Apple and Facebook web services that share certain user data with third parties. "The Moore's law of data collection," Janke says, means that "in ten years they'll be able to get with a single search -- a medical company -- your children's medical reports [going back to] kindergarten and that follows you into jobs and into your healthcare costs."

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Turns out if you don't teach them why they should be afraid, they fuck it up as soon as they're out of the house.
 
God, this reminds me of the time Kiwi Farms literally broke an entrenched self-diagnosed troon that had insane influence on tumblr...by basically allowing them to bash their head against the forums enough times that their army of idiots finally saw them for what they were.

All the farms had to do was exist and provide a place for victims of Vade to air out grievances, and then not give any fucks when Vade and their lik showed up. And then consistently prove the dumb bitch wrong in everything using common logic and 5 minute google searching.

That's why we're the boogeymen of these communities. We can't be shamed, we can't be broken. Our community's very name comes from an attempt to mock us. So its always a joy to see people who think they can outsmart the farms.
#freeTero
 
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"I don't use Google. I don't let my daughter do iCloud or Instagram. I don't let her use a regular browser," he says, referring to Google, Apple and Facebook web services that share certain user data with third parties. "The Moore's law of data collection," Janke says, means that "in ten years they'll be able to get with a single search -- a medical company -- your children's medical reports [going back to] kindergarten and that follows you into jobs and into your healthcare costs."

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For people that know the future faggotry of the internet, and the inevitable rammifications of a child not raised "properly," they sure did raise a tech genius that is totally sane.

Truly, Isabella Loretta Janke of Texas Tech is the pinnacle of Trolling . In fact, one could say she's 4chan herself , and is thus responsible for all their crimes.
 
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"I don't use Google. I don't let my daughter do iCloud or Instagram. I don't let her use a regular browser," he says, referring to Google, Apple and Facebook web services that share certain user data with third parties. "The Moore's law of data collection," Janke says, means that "in ten years they'll be able to get with a single search -- a medical company -- your children's medical reports [going back to] kindergarten and that follows you into jobs and into your healthcare costs."

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Just some more in that vein, behold the Blackphone 2 (attached)
 

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"I don't use Google. I don't let my daughter do iCloud or Instagram. I don't let her use a regular browser," he says, referring to Google, Apple and Facebook web services that share certain user data with third parties. "The Moore's law of data collection," Janke says, means that "in ten years they'll be able to get with a single search -- a medical company -- your children's medical reports [going back to] kindergarten and that follows you into jobs and into your healthcare costs."

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That's full recipe of how you raised your daughter into a retard
 
I don't think this is a one person operation.
What operation? The operation that was about pulling strings to manipulate Chris and Fiona at the Con seems to have involved a number of people beyond Bella. But I do not at this point believe that there was a vast multi-party conspiracy to have him commit incest. Even for this timeline that is over the top. If there were we would have gotten actual receipts by now, too. This is not a group of people who are good at keeping their spaghetti in their pockets.
 
Hard disagree. Louis handled this like a champ when everyone else chimped the fuck out. He was almost totally unfazed and didn't even lock his Twitter. The frog man gave no fucks.
The chad Louis lighting a cigarette as he is nuked

The Virgin Bella trying to damage control and failing hard while calling everyone faggots
 
The chad Louis lighting a cigarette as he is nuked

The Virgin Bella trying to damage control and failing hard while calling everyone faggots
Louis came here defending his queen but was completely willing to let himself get absolutely bodied and raked over the coals in the most condescending and sarcastic way possible. I guess that is actually worthy of respect in a way.
 
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"I don't use Google. I don't let my daughter do iCloud or Instagram. I don't let her use a regular browser," he says, referring to Google, Apple and Facebook web services that share certain user data with third parties. "The Moore's law of data collection," Janke says, means that "in ten years they'll be able to get with a single search -- a medical company -- your children's medical reports [going back to] kindergarten and that follows you into jobs and into your healthcare costs."

from this article, 2013
holy fucking shit the irony
Come on now, to be fair, the fact that she had this place confused about her real name for a few entire hours puts her miles above her peers. Her parents just forgot that weaponized autism is better at sniffing people out than even their own glownigger agencies.
 
What operation? The operation that was about pulling strings to manipulate Chris and Fiona at the Con seems to have involved a number of people beyond Bella. But I do not at this point believe that there was a vast multi-party conspiracy to have him commit incest. Even for this timeline that is over the top. If there were we would have gotten actual receipts by now, too. This is not a group of people who are good at keeping their spaghetti in their pockets.
I assume the op was the everfree shenanigans, whatever Bella was planning to do to Chris and Fiona

Bella is a massive ween and probably a horrowcow in her own right but I don't think incest was the plan

Chris the eternal disappointment just had to go fuck his mom more or less of his own free will

Just a tragic situation

Unless my shitposting was right and this was a CIA op to trigger the merge at everfree that got disrupted by a rival agency through operation incest leak
 
Louis came here defending his queen but was completely willing to let himself get absolutely bodied and raked over the coals in the most condescending and sarcastic way possible. I guess that is actually worthy of respect in a way.
Imagine getting bodied and having your life ruined and getting no tits or pussy from your "queen"
 
What operation? The operation that was about pulling strings to manipulate Chris and Fiona at the Con seems to have involved a number of people beyond Bella. But I do not at this point believe that there was a vast multi-party conspiracy to have him commit incest. Even for this timeline that is over the top. If there were we would have gotten actual receipts by now, too. This is not a group of people who are good at keeping their spaghetti in their pockets.
And which of those will be willing to help knock the psycho off her cracked pedastool? 🤔
Louis came here defending his queen but was completely willing to let himself get absolutely bodied and raked over the coals in the most condescending and sarcastic way possible. I guess that is actually worthy of respect in a way.
I can't even remember which sock he was now, there's been so fuckin many.
 
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