Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Tom Myers]

Did PPP get null's video? He is playing the weigh in's now.

Yes, plus @Null. Gahoole's nipples are of the disgusting peperoni variety.

 

[FujiWuji]

please fire gahool from the competition I don't want to ever see his suspiciously perky nipples ever again

 

[instythot]

Yes, plus @Null. Gahoole's nipples are of the disgusting peperoni variety.

In Gahoole's case, they're pepperoghy nipples

 

[hot hot leg]

Is there a punt the gunt megathread?

There is now.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

PPP needs a bra pronto.

 

[instythot]

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PPP needs a bra pronto.

Surfer lovingly supports those things when they're off camera, obvs

 

[Rebel Wilson]

There is now.

nice im a useless fuck and didn't trust my ability not to fuck it up enough to do it myself

 

[The Biggest Meme]

Hopefully the nearly 500 pound guy fasts too so PPP can get mogged

 

[SargonF00t]

Hopefully the nearly 500 pound guy fasts too so PPP can get mogged

No one mogs the Big Dawg

 

[Xibakan]

Hopefully the nearly 500 pound guy fasts too so PPP can get mogged

Team Sanguine!​

I hope he wipes the floor.

It's good to see everyone doing this. Atleast its more realistic than some gay "boxing match".

 

[Null]

Lol holy shit @ the people mad at me for being right

It's easier for someone like PPP to go two weeks without eating anything but energy drinks and hot sauce than it is for him to count calories. It's much more impressive for someone his size to learn how to control and limit his intake than it is to completely cut out food all together. What seems like the more extreme and hardcore route is literally a ticket to copesville to avoid addressing the real problems. Eventually he will start eating again, and even if he's starved himself down to 200lb, if he eats like he did before he'll be back up to 400 in no time.

Like you guys make fun of my eating out on Friday but eating a single medium pizza is still under my maintenance. Is PPP just not going to eat pizza for the rest of his life?

If he wants to start by fasting that's great. I think really fat people need to be reminded what hunger feels like, real hunger. But he must count.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Lol holy shit @ the people mad at me for being right

It's easier for someone like PPP to go two weeks without eating anything but energy drinks and hot sauce than it is for him to count calories. It's much more impressive for someone his size to learn how to control and limit his intake than it is to completely cut out food all together. What seems like the more extreme and hardcore route is literally a ticket to copesville to avoid addressing the real problems. Eventually he will start eating again, and even if he's starved himself down to 200lb, if he eats like he did before he'll be back up to 400 in no time.

Like you guys make fun of my eating out on Friday but eating a single medium pizza is still under my maintenance. Is PPP just not going to eat pizza for the rest of his life?

Sounds like cope. The Big Dawg is gonna body this competition. RUFF

 

[Guntkvd]

Lol holy shit @ the people mad at me for being right

It's easier for someone like PPP to go two weeks without eating anything but energy drinks and hot sauce than it is for him to count calories. It's much more impressive for someone his size to learn how to control and limit his intake than it is to completely cut out food all together. What seems like the more extreme and hardcore route is literally a ticket to copesville to avoid addressing the real problems. Eventually he will start eating again, and even if he's starved himself down to 200lb, if he eats like he did before he'll be back up to 400 in no time.

Like you guys make fun of my eating out on Friday but eating a single medium pizza is still under my maintenance. Is PPP just not going to eat pizza for the rest of his life?

If he wants to start by fasting that's great. I think really fat people need to be reminded what hunger feels like, real hunger. But he must count.

Pizza time!

 

[This is how we Summer]

Lol holy shit @ the people mad at me for being right

It's easier for someone like PPP to go two weeks without eating anything but energy drinks and hot sauce than it is for him to count calories. It's much more impressive for someone his size to learn how to control and limit his intake than it is to completely cut out food all together. What seems like the more extreme and hardcore route is literally a ticket to copesville to avoid addressing the real problems. Eventually he will start eating again, and even if he's starved himself down to 200lb, if he eats like he did before he'll be back up to 400 in no time.

Like you guys make fun of my eating out on Friday but eating a single medium pizza is still under my maintenance. Is PPP just not going to eat pizza for the rest of his life?

If he wants to start by fasting that's great. I think really fat people need to be reminded what hunger feels like, real hunger. But he must count.

stop saying maintenance in that context it's really gay

 

[Disheveled Human]

When you are used to being a fat fuck for most of your life getting thin is a lifestyle change. Even if you get surgery like gastric bypass you can still get fat again because the mind is still fat.

 

[Miller]

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It looks like a pakled.

 

[arabianights]

I have no clue. It's gastro related. I've never felt so fucking bad before tbh

Suck it up for a change you spoiled brat, instead of constantly whining

 

[Fools Idol]

Am I the only person in the world that doesn't own a digital scale?

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Is PPP just not going to eat pizza for the rest of his life?

This is the fattest thing anyone ever said.

 

[Agathor Johns]

I dare the admins or the Fatty Janny in Chief to feature this so the fellow farmers could post their words of "encouragement"