Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Because Bob is a genuine smoothbrained retard who claps when the man in the suit fucks up a prop. Basically the same impulses you'd expect as a kid.
Ya know I think I would respect Bob a lot more if he possessed any sort of awareness. Much less of the self variety. Because I too enjoy childish things. But I also know when something is personal enjoyment. Like Ive sperged at length about DBZ in here. I don't expect anyone else to enjoy it. But, I would think as we are adults that no one here is enough of a cock holster to get upset that I like it. And on and on and on for anyone here.

Yet, Bob here will deride Harry Potter and scream about MCU.
 
Because Bob is a genuine smoothbrained retard who claps when the man in the suit fucks up a prop. Basically the same impulses you'd expect as a kid.
I mean, I'm no snob against this shit, and I do have some nostalgia for some of this tokusatsu shit, like this guy was huge when I was a small kid:

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But I'm not gonna pretend it is good or hasn't aged badly, so i don't get why the pose for some foundness over for the fucking "Son of Godzilla" that was already outdated and lame as fuck when Robert was just a kid.

I tend to suspect when there is too much gushing from adults over this obviously shitty, dated movies for kids. Do they really enjoy them? Or they like the unique "personality trait" that they like 60's Godzilla shit?

And that seems to a common trait with Robert here, he seems to like stuff that he thinks he can impress people over with the knowledge about the said stuff.

He used to do that with videogames, but he is so behind the times with it, he pretty much gave up the ghost to pretend he gives a shit about vidja (and i say good ridance).
 
Ya know I think I would respect Bob a lot more if he possessed any sort of awareness. Much less of the self variety. Because I too enjoy childish things. But I also know when something is personal enjoyment. Like Ive sperged at length about DBZ in here. I don't expect anyone else to enjoy it. But, I would think as we are adults that no one here is enough of a cock holster to get upset that I like it. And on and on and on for anyone here.

Yet, Bob here will deride Harry Potter and scream about MCU.
Brainless entertainment's fun. I like to watch and read all sorts of slop, from goofy YT videos to actually reading and enjoying fanfics. It's fine to enjoy junk entertainment and we're probably all guilty of it.

But Bob is hideously insecure about his clearly lacking intellect. He knows he's a crayon eating retard who can only stare blankly at curtains or steal what others say and repeat them like he came up with the take. So he has to elevate the few things he can barely understand beyond that because he wants to fit the delusional mental image he has of himself.

You and I can sit down and legitimately enjoy MCU stuff as explosions and quips the movie. Bob, since it's one of the few things designed for his intellectual level, has to then use his useless degree and a thesaurus to justify to himself why it's transformative, and why he totally is a renaissance man and knows all fields he deigns to talk to and not a retard who got mainstreamed like some other guy who got outed recently as a motherfucker.
I mean, I'm no snob against this shit, and I do have some nostalgia for some of this tokusatsu shit, like this guy was huge when I was a small kid:

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But I'm not gonna pretend it is good or hasn't aged badly, so i don't get why the pose for some foundness over for the fucking "Son of Godzilla" that was already outdated and lame as fuck when Robert was just a kid.

I tend to suspect when there is too much gushing from adults over this obviously shitty, dated movies for kids. Do they really enjoy them? Or they like the unique "personality trait" that they like 60's Godzilla shit?

And that seems to a common trait with Robert here, he seems to like stuff that he thinks he can impress people over with the knowledge about the said stuff.

He used to do that with videogames, but he is so behind the times with it, he pretty much gave up the ghost to pretend he gives a shit about vidja (and i say good ridance).
See, Bob's different because you know he's sweating pounds of butter in insecurity over the fact that he really only understands and enjoys this sort of stuff. He can't embrace and accept what it is, since if what he likes is stupid and for children, then he IS stupid.
 
Andrew Cuomo, The God of Progressives, is embroiled in a sex scandal.
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As I said, "You're So Vain" is the theme song of AOC. Here someone points out her hypocrisy -- she is only in protests for photo-ops opportunity:
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I agree, people who are emotionally invested in politicians is no different from Disney fanboys.

The best thing about covid are the FREE STUFF!
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Is there a single thing that isn't the GOP's fault?
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Kissing two boots -- Big Pharma and Big Tech -- in one post:
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I hope there are a consumer boycott against cinemas who don't turn away unvaxed ticket-holders. This is what Bobby wants,

More about Hungary:
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Bobby's "halloween costumes" now receive nothing but adoration. How times have changed.
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Because his other "books" are nothing but scripts of his shows!


Trash + Trash = Trash:
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New woman to consoom:
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More new woman to consoom. Thee video suggests that the toy doesn't sell.
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What is that headless chicken thing?

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When it comes to insider scoop on geopolitics and Asian-led movies, there is only one person you can turn to:
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The latest Cinderella is a beaner, just as the latest Gawain is a pajeet:
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Luke on -- what else? -- LGBT representation in shitty entertainment.
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Bobby is still going on as we speak. If you're eager for mental masochistism, go to Luke's Twitter thread.

Even more Luke! This time my brain is too paralyzed to figure out what trash movie they are talking about:
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Netflix is reportedly horrified by a sexually graphic depiction, because the person so depicted is an adult woman.
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Gilliam is already right about trannies. Having him proved right about another thing is just too much (Archive of Huffpo article)

Bobby's Angels. Nymphomachy has started his conquest of the literary world:
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I tend to suspect when there is too much gushing from adults over this obviously shitty, dated movies for kids. Do they really enjoy them? Or they like the unique "personality trait" that they like 60's Godzilla shit?
Toho movies are "Obscure", Toho is one of the biggest producers in the world, has made some good stuff but also shit that pander to the Japanese lowest common denominator.
But due to complications of importing in the past, a lot of their inmense catalogue it's hard to get unless it was a really big hit, and as these become more known in the west, I guess there's a sense of hipster like entitlement of "You only realizing these are fun now? I've been seeing Toho Movies since the 80s". And god knows Bob has to hang on to any sense of entitlement he can.
Toku stuff is mostly for kids, but they usually tackle issues that you don't see in western kid's show, which personally I think says more about western kid's media.
It is common for authors to tackle complex themes with fiction where it's easier to understand, but these dumbasses watch Super Sentai and think it's Tolkien and makes them think they have 200IQ.
The types of auteur that Robert knows are pretty much the same ones everybody knows, the artists that became the mainstream counterpart of popcorn filmaking, even if they are sorta the popcorn movies of the arthouse world, as in, they have budgets and proper distribution, and Lars Von Tier is pretty much a popcorn "artiste".
That's another reason I compared Bob to Lars, my favorite director is Lynch, I also like Kurosawa, Fellini and shit, which you could say, have become the standard popcorn auteur because a movie of them was liked and they became famous and accessible, but they don't care, they just do their work, Von Tier is the insecure one that wants to sell himself as an edgy, uncompromised "artiste" but ends up looking more like an asshole.
See, Bob's different because you know he's sweating pounds of butter in insecurity over the fact that he really only understands and enjoys this sort of stuff. He can't embrace and accept what it is, since if what he likes is stupid and for children, then he IS stupid.
Really contrast to James Rolfe, another Kaijuu and Tokutard, but he acknowledges that it's just a silly hobby.
 
"we"?

He's literally mentioned the country four times on Twitter, today and in October 2020:
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And Orban twice, today and in 2019:
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edit: Same results for Poland, he didn't mention them in this context until 2019. Though he has far more mentions of the country due to that time he suggested Germany invade them again.
 
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The best thing about covid are the FREE STUFF!
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Holy shit.
"Guys, people in Gibraltar are dying"
BOB: "What if we Netflix and chill"
Is there a single thing that isn't the GOP's fault?
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I'm not saying Trump didn't end up fucking up at the end, but we remember that "China lied, people died"?
More new woman to consoom. Thee video suggests that the toy doesn't sell.
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Holy shit, this design it's so boring, and not simple realistic boring, just boring. The pose they choose has so little energy for an action figure. No kid would want to buy this.
 
"Cuomo needs to resign because some people accused him of sexual assault. Also, Biden should stay despite someone accusing him of sexual assault because I disagree with his accuser."

For me, Cuomo does need to resign - but over how badly he handled covid in New York. It wouldn't surprise me if he did sexually assault somebody but I'll wait until he's proven to have done that in a court before I say that he needs to resign for doing that.

As for Tara Reade, her evidence is just the tip of the iceberg; the way Biden's acted around small children is pretty conclusive proof he's a predator and I would say that someone who repeatedly sniffs kids' hair shouldn't be anywhere near the Presidency.
No, Moviebob, you do not get to pull the "Republicans did this" card here. The Democrats have been in power for 7 months now. They have control over the executive and legislative branches. If the Dems voted to extend the moratorium, as they have done previously, there would be nothing that Republicans could do about it because the Dems have majorities in the House and Senate. Face up to the reality that Nancy Pelosi cares more about her ice cream than her constituents, or stop talking about politics.
 
"Cuomo needs to resign because some people accused him of sexual assault. Also, Biden should stay despite someone accusing him of sexual assault because I disagree with his accuser."

For me, Cuomo does need to resign - but over how badly he handled covid in New York. It wouldn't surprise me if he did sexually assault somebody but I'll wait until he's proven to have done that in a court before I say that he needs to resign for doing that.

As for Tara Reade, her evidence is just the tip of the iceberg; the way Biden's acted around small children is pretty conclusive proof he's a predator and I would say that someone who repeatedly sniffs kids' hair shouldn't be anywhere near the Presidency.
You say he needs to resign because don't know how badly he handled Covid. When Covid struck, he went on and on about how the hospitals would be overcrowded with patients, so Trump sent a navy hospital ship to New York City Harbor. Rather than use it (and give the Orange Man a win), he stuffed Covid patients in nursing homes.

Let me say it again, and a little more clearly. He took people infected with an infectious disease that disproportionately kills the elderly, and placed them in close proximity to the elderly. All to avoid giving the Orange Man a win by using the aid he provided. This would result, unsurprisingly, in many elderly people dying (my conspiracy theory side thinks this was deliberate to drive up the number of Covid deaths to hurt the Orange Man). He then tried to cover the evidence, botched the cover-up, and then the media buried the story- and his aides would admit that they covered it up to avoid Federal scrutiny.

The cherry on top? He received a fucking Emmy Award for his Covid press briefings. So not only did he get away with it, he was rewarded.

Tammany Hall has nothing on Cuomo.
 
The only difference between utopia and dystopia is the point-of-view character's place in it.
Yeah, take a libertarian's utopia for instance, a private sector unbridled by government control with total freedom for everyone present.

Leftists like Movieblob would see this as a capitalist nightmare where the working class literally work for zero pay while the rich get everything and everyone is utterly immoral without the state or a higher authority around.
 
He's the guy who shoves happy pills down his throat and shouts at everyone else to conform and play pretend. Because he isn't brave or smart enough to realize that there's no wizard behind the curtain.
He would shove down the happy pills because he's a self admitted miserable person.

Like no joke, this is just a random sample of a search through his Twitter feed for the term.
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And I found one tweet about his dad that is... interesting.
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As I said, "You're So Vain" is the theme song of AOC. Here someone points out her hypocrisy -- she is only in protests for photo-ops opportunity:
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I agree, people who are emotionally invested in politicians is no different from Disney fanboys.
What's funnier to me about that whole post chain there is the guy at the bottom who says what do people think one perosn can do. Then I remember how much shit Leftists are throwing towards Joe Manchin and Sinema for being single people holding up entire bills. not to mention aren't there like 10 of the squad or so?
 
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Only a retard like CinemaRobert could genuinely say that Poland is being taken over by white nationalists as if their country has never had a problem with being taken over by militarized ethnic nationalists ever before. This is like when retards say Russians, the people who sacrificed the most to fight Hitler, are Nazis. It's an ignorance of such magnitude that it actually leave you somewhat speechless.
 
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