Phil in a polyamorous relationship
“Let’s see here. Uhh...what?...Snowkarl I’m not going to even address your stupid comment. Like, if you were a mature adult you would know that when a woman is pregnant the baby has to cook! That’s why it’s called a bun in the oven, stupid! Tsshsshss...so, obviously, Jasper Jr. just cooked for too long and got burnt, okay? Fuckin’ stupid. But thanks for the dollar tip.”
Jasper was Tyrone all along...
Declawed, not denutted.
I think that's just his excuse for being the last hold-out and running it into the ground before finally using a capture card
July 29th was the last interesting one.
Phail is so lazy that even dunk tweeting is too much work.
Pretty hard to dunk on anyone when even some normies recognize you as The Guy. Besides, he can’t even shitpost. In ten years he’ll be the person returning the expensive tech he bought the day before thinking it’s broken because he doesn’t understand how it works.
Just the angle of him holding it up is enough to know it's bullshit. Phil probably can't even touch his toes from sitting if his legs are fully extended, I can't imagine he'd be able to move like that.
Someone correct me on the lore but wasn't he already a cuck back with Leanna? I remember he said that in the last days of the relationship she didn't even live with him most of the time, yet he still let her use his car and paid for a bunch of her shit like her phone. All she really did was show up and cook him dinner iirc
Yeah, Phil is the one that said ME2 was filler and that he was going to skip straight to 3. Again, this is Phil revising history so he did nothing wrong.
Yes. He bought the trilogy, right? So after starting a Mass Effect marathon everyone assumes he plays all three, but then wormed out by stating it's filler. Must have been the voice of the silent majority.
It was assumed especially in 2016-17 as Leanna started working and going out more, and you could tell Phil was nervous about it. But, there's no verification.
