TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Twin XL, well at least he's aware he'll never share his bed with another person ever again.
Nah, Twin XL hints that he's moving into a room that won't have space for a bigger bed, so he needs to be space economical to fit all his bullshit.

In a logistics sense, he can still have sex on a twin xl bed. Otherwise, how else do horny college coeds get laid?
 
The Spoon returns! To... put a new mattress on his Amazon wishlist. A wise purchase for a man who has to move cross-country in the near future. Maybe his Xenomorph-like body grease melted through his bed.

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Why not? He can can sleep on it under a bridge too.
 
And there'll 99% likely be another extension because "you can't toss people out in the dead of winter!" So we're probably looking at next spring at the earliest.
Biden's probably going to get raped in the midterms. It would be political suicide to throw people on the streets. (He also waived my insurance premiums, which is no bad thing.)

I guess there will always be moochers, just as there will always be drug addicts, and there's nothing to be done.
 
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Spoony has truly learned that the only winning move is not to play. I hope he lives in that house forever slipping further and further from reality.
 
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The Spoon returns! To... put a new mattress on his Amazon wishlist. A wise purchase for a man who has to move cross-country in the near future. Maybe his Xenomorph-like body grease melted through his bed.

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no job,wont make new content and he wants a $484 mattress? is this all we can ever expect from him? ebeg and whine on twitter? he really is pathetic. and sadly, there will always be gullible tards who donate to him hoping the old spoony will come back. makes me wish something entertaining would happen. like frank hassle showing up like he did with boogie or maybe warthog stalking him irl
 
If it was the cheapest mattress he can find on amazon, I would feel bad for him and it would be clear he needs a new one, but a $500 one lol get out with that shit.
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It isn't the cheapest one. I've found twin xl mattresses for way cheaper than what the loser is asking for. The only way it's 500 is if it comes with a boxspring as a set, and from what I'm seeing, it's not.

In short, if any of his simps wanted to buy him what he's requesting, they're getting ripped off and, if anyone has that kind of money to throw at a $200 twin xl for a loser like him, they're an even bigger dumbass than the lazy crazy bitch.
 
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It isn't the cheapest one. I've found twin xl mattresses for way cheaper than what the loser is asking for. The only way it's 500 is if it comes with a boxspring as a set, and from what I'm seeing, it's not.

In short, if any of his simps wanted to buy him what he's requesting, they're getting ripped off and, if anyone has that kind of money to throw at a $200 twin xl for a loser like him, they're an even bigger dumbass than the lazy crazy bitch.
Again: This wishlist hasn't actually been linked anywhere since his website went down and is only accessible because people still have the link. If he expects anyone to buy the shit on there it's his parents.
 
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