[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

[Pony! Hugger of People]

When all this is over someone remember to reward spooky bones with a nice glass of milk and some intensive therapy

 

[Spooky Bones]

So @Spooky Bones recently (in a linear time sense, not in a thread sense) said he was done with Louis because he was boring. I just wanted to say, I think a tiny section in the OP is worth it because: 1) dog dox is phenomenal, 2) embarrassing amount of frogposting both online and irl, and 3) Bella immediately throwing him and some (at this point seemingly) random girl they both know irl under the bus to try and get people off of her trail is absolutely hilarious

Yeah I feel you on (1) and I'm not saying he's not going to show up in the narrative (he already does even in the small amount that I have posted up there) but I just mean he's not getting his own section. The original draft gave him almost as much screen time as Bella which is stupid given what we know now. I don't give a shit about his frogposting though that's a distraction.

 

[ANobody]

realistically, if glowdaddy found out about this, he'd remove her access from the internet so she doesn't incriminate herself more.

Hence the socks i think, plausible deniability while also gay-opping the farms

 

[Poops]

I really genuinely bet that she was just being her pick me self. "Ohhh I'm not like other girls... I don't know what bath bombs or perfume or GIRLY stuff is but if YOU want it, I'll get you some."

Pick mes always try to be low maintenance so men will give them the attention their parents didn't. I can guarantee you that Bella has said "Oh I'm not friends with other girls... they're too much drama."

Hope it doesn't count as TMI but I knew a 4chan/message board/r9k girl in real life before. I promise you they're dime a dozen same archetype of person. She came from a well off household, had daddy issues, and just like Bella, she was smart but the smart where it inflates her ego massively. Also chats with randoms online.
Honestly after knowing her for a while those types are all walking red flags. Ugly underbelly of intense mental issues and manipulation. There is a certain allure to these kind of chicks because they have interest in obscure topics like this, but the reality is that they're predators to the highest degree. That's why there's like 5+ other people in the collateral of what Bella did.

 

[BustinBiden]

That's at least a two day-trip, assuming someone even wants to drive 12h/day OR you could do meth or something and get it done.

Could be multiple people taking shifts. Used to do this back in the day to go to festivals in other states and make it back in time for classes.

 

[AssignedEva]

Just a reminder that Texas Tech dorms close this Saturday, so she has three days before she's forced to face glowdaddy

 

[Pyra]

Could be multiple people taking shifts. Used to do this back in the day to go to festivals in other states and make it back in time for classes.

and considering her army of retards, totally doable.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Not only is it a dorm room, It looks like a Sneed Hall Dorm room, if you go to this random guys video at the 18:30 mark you can match up everything in his dorm to her dorm in that picture.
Sneed Hall Dorm (Goto 18:30 mark)
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i sneed to believe

 

[ANobody]

Yeah I feel you on (1) and I'm not saying he's not going to show up in the narrative (he already does even in the small amount that I have posted up there) but I just mean he's not getting his own section. The original draft gave him almost as much screen time as Bella which is stupid given what we know now. I don't give a shit about his frogposting though that's a distraction.

Point 3 seems more like a bella section thing, just a massive list of every poor fuck she tried to frame.

This bitch is the epitome of the Prisoner's Dilemma

 

[Freak Shit]

Not only is it a dorm room, It looks like a Sneed Hall Dorm room, if you go to this random guys video at the 18:30 mark you can match up everything in his dorm to her dorm in that picture.
Sneed Hall Dorm (Goto 18:30 mark)
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You can take a virtual tour of a genuine Sneed Hall dorm here:

Bledsoe/Sneed Double

For more information contact University Student Housing housing@ttu.edu or call us at (806) 742-2661

www.tours.vividmediany.com

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

What would you people do if you were in Bella's situation here? Let's say you were moronic enough to leave behind so many breadcrumbs and now all of Kiwifarms knows everything about you. What then?

Personally I'd probably just ignore it and hope it'll go away, probably won't work though.

What any good Cluster B whore does when the slightest bit of pressure that they'll stop getting attention arises... dole out her massive collection of nudes.

 

[SeekingTheRoad]

Hate to break the fun but most college dorms are identical. I believe her dorm was already confirmed to be a different one about 300 pages back. She isn't in Sneed.

 

[Microsoft Gachi]

Lets start asking the real questions here. Would Bella's titty milk be glowing green? Considering she has glowie genes

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Could be multiple people taking shifts. Used to do this back in the day to go to festivals in other states and make it back in time for classes.

Yeah but more people means more rest stops, food stops, etc. and I highly doubt a bunch of college students are disciplined enough to actually make it in less than two full days.

 

[nertz]

I've been out being an adult, how many socks and simps have I missed? I wonder how many hours of sleep Bella has gotten in the past three days?

 

[Pargon]

Not only is it a dorm room, It looks like a Sneed Hall Dorm room, if you go to this random guys video at the 18:30 mark you can match up everything in his dorm to her dorm in that picture.
Sneed Hall Dorm (Goto 18:30 mark)
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Now that’s the fucking content I’m here for

 

[BustinBiden]

Yeah but more people means more rest stops, food stops, etc. and I highly doubt a bunch of college students are disciplined enough to actually make it in less than two full days.

I think you are underestimating the sheer sperginess involved here

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

Wow, this is getting nuts... my brain is fried trying to keep up.

1. I do not discount the notion that some of the trolls who have OLD accounts have been hacked. I noticed the same with one of them that I dug into a little bit. Their early post history just doesn't line up with their current Bella simp posts. Either way, do not rule out a Cabal sock just because it is old. Also, keep in mind: I would bet money that every Chris stalker getting felted here has had a Kiwi account for years. The concept of somebody being super into Chris Chan, but not being on this forum, seems unlikely to me. They're all here, even the ones who rip on the Farms on other sites.

2. Want to clarify some things that have been slightly misrepresented. Spoilering for length.

Spoiler

Seen a lot of "her dad is a SEAL, and her stepmom is CIA", which is close to the truth, but slightly off:

-Bella's dad is former SEAL, but he was also CIA for a time. He talks about this less in interviews than his SEAL background, probably due to the higher esteem that SEALs are held by the American public. He appears to not have enjoyed his time in CIA, which is not uncommon for military guys who make the move into intel. That is also part of why he doesn't talk about it much. However, I am very skeptical of "ex"-CIA. It's a lifer job, and just because you move into the world of "cut-outs", "off-the-shelf privatized black ops", doesn't mean you aren't still working for CIA. The CIA "privatized" many of its operations decades ago to avoid congressional scrutiny. The name on your paycheck is just different.

-Bella's stepmother is former secret service. There is no hard evidence of her being CIA, but I don't think suspicion is unwarranted. Spooks move laterally through multiple agencies, oftentimes. It's called "sheepdipping". See Snowden who went from CIA to NSA. She was only Secret Service for a year, and protected the grandchildren of President George H. W. Bush, former head of CIA. "Ellie was my favorite" is her quote. Like Mike, she cashed in through the private sector, but she may have been playing agency games in that capacity as well. A lot of the VIPS she "protected", like Colombian and Haitian dignitaries, would have been of high interest to US intel. At one point, she was security advisor to the head of Colombian Defense during the peak of the cocaine wars. Also, she works mainly at universities with extensive ties to the intel world. So maybe not CIA, but definitely in the natsec mix at every step of the way. Honestly, her classes sound great and have excellent reviews as she focuses on things like serial killers, their MOs, terrorist thinking, etc. and all kinds of topics that would be interesting to us fucked up kiwi types. Psychology is an extremely important thing to intel, and she would make herself very useful in that world with that background.

-Bella's real mom is the pilot with American who lives in a fancy NY apartment and writes about Tolkien and Jesus. No hard evidence of a spook background, but I do find her interesting. She also trained at Embry-Riddle, which trains a lot of CIA pilots.

3. This is the really interesting stuff to me, and I posted about her dad earlier in the thread as I was hoping that some of the things I contributed would kick in the turbo-autism of Kiwis as I didn't have time to flesh out everything I knew. It partially worked and a lot of the things I was hoping people would find were found... but some were not. Not trying to be cryptic, I'm just busy, and reading the thread is all I've had time for the last couple days. I have more to share, but that requires the time to research and write it up. NONE of this is meant as an endorsement for IRL bullshit, fucking with Bella or her family, etc. None of that is necessary, and if she has some legal culpability, I am confident it will make its way to the proper authorities. I just find it interesting in building a profile of what may have contributed to the creation of Bella.

several notes or things worth looking into further:

-I highly recommend PPP's extremely long, but excellent episode on Chaggot's dad and his book. I feel like a lot of the things at play in that family are in play here in the psychological sense. Oddly, I find a lot of parallels to the Chandlers as well. Even if you hate the Big Dog, give him a shot with that episode. It's amazing and the hours flew by. Just a good example of how successful normies can struggle as parents when their kids turn out not quite as normie as them.

- Mary Beth, like Bella made a big mistake when she was young. After spending time in the Secret Service, she applied for the FBI. But she admitted on her form that she smoked hash in Spain, which got her denied from the FBI. She is open about this.

-Mike's entire network of companies is a fucking Pandora's box/rabbit hole. It is too much for one person to handle and the more people looking at it, the better. I hope to have a better summary out in the next day or so, but hopefully somebody with more time on their hands will out-autism me. Some tips: the Blue Pacific Studios project is where he hired the ex-Russian spies. They have money, but don't really seem to put much out? Lots of talking, but not a lot of media-making? He is partnered with this guy who makes all kinds of shitty reality TV.

Sorry if any of this has already been posted, this thread is an unwieldy beast and I'm sure I've missed some key posts.

Matthew Bartley - IMDb

Matthew Bartley, Assistant Director: Red Planet

www.imdb.com

Mary Beth interview:

Mary Beth Janke on Being a Woman in the ‘Man’s World’ of the Secret Service

Mary Beth Wilkas Janke is sharing her journey in the male-dominated fields of security and investigative services.

darlingmagazine.org

Mary Beth article:

I could have claimed sexual discrimination in the workplace but didn’t, and lost the job I loved.

Here’s why I wouldn’t change a thing.

thriveglobal.com

Audio interview with Mary Beth, have not listened yet:

Author of “The Protector” Mary Beth Janke goes Beyond the Mic - 96.3 KLLL

Once offered 500 cows as a dowry, her favorite Bush grandchild was Ellie & would never return to Morocco. Author of “The Protector

www.klll.com

More on Janke's companies recruiting spooks.

Departing NSA veterans catch eye of Silicon Valley investors

WASHINGTON — With a newly minted PhD in "pure math" in 2004 (it was actually a dual PhD in math and machine learning), Ellison Anne

www.swtimes.com

Create the security mess all over the world.... cash in on the security mess.

How NSA snooping secures profits for famed privacy pro (Q&A)

Government surveillance has been a business boon for PGP creator Phil Zimmermann, whose company Silent Circle counts SEALs and the CIA as clients. Plus: why encryption needs a "Spartacus" moment.

www.cnet.com

More Janke/Data Tribe stories:

Prevailion Secures $10M Series A Investment Led By AllegisCyber - Prevailion

Prevailion, a high-growth cybersecurity company transforming the way businesses approach risk discovery, evaluation and mitigation, today announced completion of its Series A funding led by AllegisCyber, a Silicon Valley and Maryland-based cybersecurity venture firm. Previous investor DataTribe...

www.prevailion.com

Tech, Talent Pulled from Intel Community Are Battle-Tested to Protect Private Sector: ex-SEAL Team 6 Member, Entrepreneur

Because of their battle-tested experience in combating cybersecurity threats in real-time, former members of the intelligence community are prime candidates for protecting the private sector from cyber attacks, fraud, and Chinese IP theft, a former SEAL Team 6 member-turned serial entrepreneur...

sociable.co

DataTribe’s Start-Up Model Pays Big Dividends : I95 Business

DataTribe is barely three years old – but already the start-up studio has helped launch several companies that have the cybersecurity industry taking notice.

i95business.com

This one is particularly interesting.

Snowdenfreude

An American crypto-company is making a killing off German anger about U.S. spying.

foreignpolicy.com

Blue Pacific and the Russians:

Ex-American intelligence officers and Navy SEALs are helping two former Russian spies

Jan and Victorya Neumann defected, provided information to the CIA and FBI—and were then booted from the government payroll.

www.newsweek.com

Thanks for reading, can't wait to see the next twists and turns in this endless rabbit hole... big thanks to Spooky and all the others working hard behind the scenes. Nobody predicted the Merge would be easy or afford lots of rest and relaxation. We can sleep later...

 

[MeltedTempo]

I think you and underestimating the sheer sperginess involved here

Wait, hold on. Why do we think they drove to VA? To vandalize the Sonichu-mobile?

 

[Chef Kef]

This thread is the most beautiful shitshow I’ve ever seen on this site. 400 pages in and there are still brand new accounts desperately trying to deflect in any way possible. It’s clear you guys are reading this, you need to accept that your tricks aren’t going to work. Not everyone is gullible and desperate for a scoop like Gibi.

You got doxxed by your fucking pets, you're clearly not as smart as you think you are. It’s time to admit defeat and post the info you have, you’re probably all going to get kicked out of Texas Tech but there’s still a chance of salvaging this train wreck before things get even worse.