I tried fixing his hair. Maybe it's worse, lol. That island of hair at the front of his balding scalp just looks weird. I can't do anything about the chins and the tits though. I suggest a change in diet, exercise, and a whole hell of a lot of self-reflection, provided you can find a mirror that's up to the task.
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There should be a new programming language with master/slave reinstated, along with other replacements. Instead of crashing, your program "
NIGGERED OUT". Instead of compiling, you "
WHIP" your program. You don't kill a process, you "
LYNCH" it. The compiler is now the "
COONPILER".