Chris has been arrested

[Space General]

Which non-lawyer will visit chris first?
a) a ween
b) cole (?)
c) a journalist
d) a youtube “journalist”
e) his mom (post epo wearing off)
f) death
g) glorious leader (?)
h) [write-in]

 

[Grognak]

What do you think Chris is doing at this moment?
Do you think the officers have heard the full Sonichu lore yet?

 

[Tahxic Gout]

Which non-lawyer will visit chris first?
a) a ween
b) cole (?)
c) a journalist
d) a youtube “journalist”
e) his mom (post epo wearing off)
f) death
g) glorious leader (?)
h) [write-in]

either a ween or a journalist. i doubt anybody in his family wants anything to do with him.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

As this video of Rekieta's was released two days ago, I might be late in sharing it by now, but searching for its title on KF reveals no results (as in, one assumes no one has shared it here yet):
Rekieta Law, "Chris Chan ARRESTED and CHARGED! Lawyer Explains Charges", 2 August 2021:

360p archive:

 

[Looks]

either a ween or a journalist. i doubt anybody in his family wants anything to do with him.

I think Newsweek mentioned reaching out in their article.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I suppose there's a chance CWC has already been arraigned, it just hasn't shown up on any court website yet. Those aren't always up-to-the-minute and can take a day or two.

 

[HumptyDumpty]

Which non-lawyer will visit chris first?
a) a ween
b) cole (?)
c) a journalist
d) a youtube “journalist”
e) his mom (post epo wearing off)
f) death
g) glorious leader (?)
h) [write-in]

Ethan Ralph, desperately trying to get Chris to blame this on Null.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Chris must be the first inmate ever not at risk of being anally raped because who the hell would ever touch that

 

[HumptyDumpty]

Chris must be the first inmate ever not at risk of being anally raped because who the hell would ever touch that

You'd be surprised. Tyrone doesn't have high standards at the best of times[1], let alone when he's been locked away with no ability to COOM for 10 years.

Spoiler: [1]

 

[Johnny wrightfull]

You'd be surprised. Tyrone doesn't have high standards at the best of times[1], let alone when he's been locked away with no ability to COOM for 10 years.

Spoiler: [1]

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Ah white trash and niggers lack taste, although bit saddening seeing whites race mixing with niggers

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris won't survive in a low security prison. He just won't.

The fact that Chris is a retarded, fake tranny who is in jail for fucking his mother then it is my belief that Chris probably won't end up in jail even if he is convicted.

You have no idea what you're talking about

Chris would be fine in low security prison. Nobody there is going to kill him. Nobody there is going to rape him. Someone will probably slap him silly. All in all he might be better off because he'll be forced into a structured environment with restricted access to the internet and outside world.

A week ago Chris was living in a pig pen fucking his demented elderly mother with his only goal in life to be going to some ponyfag convention. He cannot be any worse off than he was then.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

All in all he might be better off because he'll be forced into a structured environment with restricted access to the internet and outside world.

Not to mention daily medication, mandatory therapy and supervision that won't coddle him. Best case scenario is he gets placed in a protected custody unit with other slow in the minds, informants and bottom of the feeding chain inmates.

 

[Grognak]

Not to mention daily medication, mandatory therapy and supervision that won't coddle him. Best case scenario is he gets placed in a protected custody unit with other slow in the minds, informants and bottom of the feeding chain inmates.

Thing is, once the medication hits, he might realize what a fucked up life he's actually living and lose the will to live. Happened to a swedish lolcow and he killed himself shortly after.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Thing is, once the medication hits, he might realize what a fucked up life he's actually living and lose the will to live. Happened to a swedish lolcow and he killed himself shortly after.

I don't think there is a fixing Chris, just getting him back to a baseline delusion.

 

[Josterman]

The quarter pounder just posted a video

 

[Looks]

It might come as little surprise that 'trolling' is similar to the behavior of career criminals. Saying things to get someone to believe something that is inherently false as a means to an end.

Chris would be a different kind of cow in general population.

 

[Sumbabjarne]

There's a Louis Theroux documentary about life in the State Psychiatric Hospital. Where there is an "inmate" that attacked his mother and tried to rape her after reading hentai.

 

[Bloodypinky]

Chris isn't in prison you fucking speds. He isn't anywhere near inmates. They're talking about him being held with females at county lockup.

I think a lot of the people here don't understand the difference between jail and prison.

 

[AnOminous]

No one is going to kill him, since no one wants to get 20 to life for this tard.

He's only in real danger if he gets sentenced to over a year and gets into a prison, in general population, mixed with lifers and other people who don't give a shit. He's only in the minor danger that if he pisses someone off, he might get smacked around.

I think a lot of the people here don't understand the difference between jail and prison.

And just to clear that up, jail is less than a year, over that is prison. Usually.

Sometimes a kind court will give you a day over or a day less than a year specifically to give you a choice of incarceration that allows your relatives to visit you.

 

[megagodslayerseinfeld]

How to write a news article on Chris Chan (2021 edition):

Be as charitable as possible when describing an incestious psychopath: "Transexual female webcomic creator and youtube star Christine Weston Chandler"

Be as vague as possible: "Has been arrested for misconduct relating to indecent familial relations"

Just don't fucking elaborate on the fact he fucked his mom and go on meaningless tangents just to take up space like a college student reaching the 1000 word limit: "Christine has also been known to make a webcomic primarily centered around a combination of Sonic and Pikachu, known as Sonichu, name owing to a combination of the names of Sonic and Pikachu, which is also what the Webcomic is named, Sonichu, named after the main character Sonichu. Pikachu is the main character of the Pokemon franchise. Pokemon was first released in 1998 by Gamefreak for the...."