Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[semitooth]

 

[V4L_Penis]

Lmao Jack is really tempting God's wrath isn't he? A place he regularly goes to got shut down because of covid and the only thing that crossed through this fat glutton's head was "gee I should just drive to another restaurant. It's not like my fat, crippled, stroked out ass is in any danger from covid complications."

Also, is it just me or does Medium T look kind of sad and defeated in this video? The Wendigo won and the tard music Jack put in the middle made this video darkly comedic to the point it almost felt like a Cooking with Henry video for a second.

 

[rubytintedchix]

If he ever does another live chat, I’m going to ask him to do breakfast wings.

BTW: I shazaamed the music and it came up as: Twirly Tops by David Scott. I wonder if he purchased the rights to use it.

 

[M0L0K]

I liked how his wife protested for half a second about them getting salads instead of wings and Jack is just like “I want muh wings” and she just gave in immediately. He’s probably like that every time he doesn’t get his way and the people around him have just learned to placate him so they don’t have to listen to him bitch.

 

[salmonellajack]

I can't believe he calls his desk where his computer is his "studio"

 

[semitooth]

If he ever does another live chat, I’m going to ask him to do breakfast wings.

BTW: I shazaamed the music and it came up as: Twirly Tops by David Scott. I wonder if he purchased the rights to use it.

this doesn't surprise me but of course its music for literal babies

 

[Aaway]

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burger wars are back baby!

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-the usual BWW location the land whales frequent was shut down because of multiple covid cases, so they had to drive to another one
-jack says he also wants wings, but tammy objects and says he should just get a salad
-fatty insists on ordering wings and tammy ends up caving so she doesn't have to put up with a tantrum. she allows him to order 10 wings so they each get 5. she's truly done giving a fuck about jack's "weight loss"
-jack is amazed at the quality of the pictures on their menu
-jack says he plans to return to BWW soon to review their 4 new chicken sandwiches. profile by sanford!!!
-wings arrive. 5 caribbean jerk and 5 garlic parmesan wings
-jack: "yummers"
-jack's burger arrives and he is confused as to whether "it's two patties or one split in half." huh?
-side salad instead of fries for jack. jack: 1 tammy: 1
-shot of tammy's burger
-circus music plays while jack shows pictures of the burgers and wings
-jack brings up how it's an additional $2 to add a patty to the burger. did this motherfucker try ordering a triple burger?
-jack completely forgets which burger he ordered and asks tammy which one he's holding. tammy:.........."it's yours."
-eats the burger like a taco because all he wants is a mouthful of meat
-jack tries both burgers. he remarks that "it's good" and that "there's a lot of meat." very insightful review
-tammy points out that her "buffalo blue" burger was missing buffalo sauce
-jack, being the stroked out retard he is, forgot to give his final thoughts in the video and is now talking from his "studio"
-jack didn't think two patties was going to be enough meat, but says he was happy because he got a mouthful of meat
-video ends with jack saying he's glad to be doing burgers again and that there's more coming aka tammy has stopped giving a shit about my diet

BWW gets a B+

 

[Rabid Weasels]

He's filming a close up of a double cheeseburger and says he cant tell if there is only one patty? Then, while holding a burger in his hand, he cant tell whether its the green chile burger he ordered or the blue cheese burger tammy ordered and tammy has to tell him. Finally, he cant grasp the concept that the thickness of the meat patty is variable and he thinks the entire thing consists of the thin crispy edges. Even though he would know thats not true by noticing the cut-in-half burger he is literally holding in his hand next to his face. Instead, he thinks there is some magic going on that makes his mouth feel extra meat that isnt there.

Thats some serious brain damage. Maybe extra damage on the part that processes visual information. Imagine how exhausting it must be for tammy to not only care for a retard, but to help keep up the facade so this blob thinks he is a fully functioning adult. I dont know why she does it.

 

[Aaway]

i just checked and it looks like comments are now enabled on the chicken noodle soup video after they were not originally (and it looks like he's likely not approving them first)

is fatty's new plan to enable them a day or two after the video uploads so that people don't realize they're on?

 

[Dondeld Dock]

(and it looks like he's likely not approving them first)

Can confirm, you can post comments without Jack screening them first.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I'm not sure whats more amusing, that he thinks that this comment moderation technique will help anything, or that his channel engagement is so garbage that just turning off comments for a couple of days is sufficient to get the job done.

 

[JackIsBlack]

He's filming a close up of a double cheeseburger and says he cant tell if there is only one patty? Then, while holding a burger in his hand, he cant tell whether its the green chile burger he ordered or the blue cheese burger tammy ordered and tammy has to tell him. Finally, he cant grasp the concept that the thickness of the meat patty is variable and he thinks the entire thing consists of the thin crispy edges. Even though he would know thats not true by noticing the cut-in-half burger he is literally holding in his hand next to his face. Instead, he thinks there is some magic going on that makes his mouth feel extra meat that isnt there.

Thats some serious brain damage. Maybe extra damage on the part that processes visual information. Imagine how exhausting it must be for tammy to not only care for a retard, but to help keep up the facade so this blob thinks he is a fully functioning adult. I dont know why she does it.

This has got to be the case because the chicken stock box I brought up yesterday reinforces this theory.

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

I liked the part when Tammy threw the table advertisement piece at him.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I liked the part when Tammy threw the table advertisement piece at him.

"What's this, Tammy? What's that, Tammy?" He does that in just about every JotG video but he was particularly child-like in this one. He acted like he had never been to a Buffalo Wild Wings before, or that it's some exotic place that doesn't have locations in just about every decent-sized city in the USA, which are all practically identical, just with different sports team logos on the walls. His sense of wonder about the most mundane aspects of a massive corporate chain restaurant would be endearing if he wasn't otherwise such an unlikable person.

 

[desudesu]

Came across South Park's Fatty Doo Doo song and made this on the fly. Basically this thread's theme.

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[cookingwithja/ck/]

Came across South Park's Fatty Doo Doo song and made this on the fly. Basically this thread's theme.


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Fucking phenomenal

 

[Moonshark]

If anything Jack's got more of a shot getting a TV slot in 2021 as a one armed fake keto chef than he ever did in the calling the Food Network 'prime' of his channel.

 

[Pig Cups]

Came across South Park's Fatty Doo Doo song and made this on the fly. Basically this thread's theme.


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I know @cookinwithja/ck/ already said it (and I don’t wish to be redundant), but this really is sublime. Since this morning, I’ve been having a seriously horrendous workday, and this was the first thing today that not only made me smile, but laugh to where I had to excuse myself from my office.

Excellent job.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Came across South Park's Fatty Doo Doo song and made this on the fly. Basically this thread's theme.


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That was epic. If Mushbrain ever needed a theme song it would be that one.

"What's this, Tammy? What's that, Tammy?" He does that in just about every JotG video but he was particularly child-like in this one.

I'm thinking that Medium T has always been the brains of the operation. She handles the money, the bills and where Mushbrain left his socks. All he has to do is make the food.

I'm reminded so much of my time as a waiter where we'd get couples like this. A husband and wife, in their 50's, would come in and always take the wife's order first. When it came to taking the husband's order it would always go like this:

Customer: "I'll have a steak with baked potato and the side salad."
Me: "How would you like your steak done?"
C: (turns to his wife) "How do I like my steak?"
Wife: "Medium".
C: (turns back to me) "Medium".
M: "What dressing do you want on your salad?"
C: (turns to wife) "What dressing do I like?"
W: "French".
C: (turns back to me) "French".

I mean you're a grown man. How the fuck did you get this far in life without knowing how you like your steak or what dressing you like on your salad?

 

[Acceptable]

Tammy was actually loosing weight at one point... now she's back with jack shoving burgers down her throat.
a lot of people say "poor Tammy im sure she wants to leave his disabled ass" but honestly she's no better than he is.