Chris has been arrested

[Duke Nukem]

You're in the for the long haul, The generation set to take over is worse than the morons already in office here.


People forget, most of us are supposed to die before it happens. I wonder if Chris is Larping COVID as the thing that's supposed to kill us all.

At this point I fucking hope it does, 2020+ may be reality to us, but I can't imagine Hell being much worse.

 

[NationalBolshevik]

Let's be quite clear here. Chris will not be making any decisions about his legal process. No-one is going to take instructions from someone whining on about deitys, dimensions and mergers.

Ever see 'Better Call Saul's first scene? This will be a public defender who will seek a plea deal and cut their cheque.

100% guilty plea. No trial.

 

[Techpriest]

Let's be quite clear here. Chris will not be making any decisions about his legal process. No-one is going to take instructions from someone whining on about deitys, dimensions and mergers.

Ever see 'Better Call Saul's first scene? This will be a public defender who will seek a plea deal and cut their cheque.

100% guilty plea. No trial.

The problem with this is Chris. Chris is possibly far gone enough to represent himself in court and decline his right to legal representation.

 

[NationalBolshevik]

The problem with this is Chris. Chris is possibly far gone enough to represent himself in court and decline his right to legal representation.

No judge would allow that in a million years.

Also this is Chris, one of the most easily led people in history (Christory?). Public defender says they'll help with a few crayons and a page for a sonichu drawing session this fucker will cop to murders if he was asked to.

 

[Mr. Faget]

It would solve everything

Florida would still exist, and it's a much larger national embarrassment.

 

[Techpriest]

No judge would allow that in a million years.

Also this is Chris, one of the most easily led people in history (Christory?). Public defender says they'll help with a few crayons and a page for a sonichu drawing session this fucker will cop to murders if he was asked to.

I don’t know. If Chris is considered mentally fit to stand trial (which is likely) then we’re looking at some interesting times possibly. They let conspiracy theorists defend themselves in court even if they’re completely batshit often enough. Usually they get slammed with a contempt of court in the process of failing to really follow the rules.

 

[Josterman]

Florida would still exist, and it's a much larger national embarrassment.

flordia and it’s people can’t help themselves

 

[NationalBolshevik]

I don’t know. If Chris is considered mentally fit to stand trial (which is likely) then we’re looking at some interesting times possibly. They let conspiracy theorists defend themselves in court even if they’re completely batshit often enough. Usually they get slammed with a contempt of court in the process of failing to really follow the rules.

Being fit to stand trial, which he would be if this got to trial (which it won't) and being able to follow the procedures at even the most basic level are two wildly different things.

Also IANAL (in Virginia) but I am unclear if you can represent yourself on Criminal charges in the state. Representing yourself tends to happen in Civil cases.

Either which way, no judge will allow their courtroom to descend into Chris-ville and would swiftly put a stop to the whole charade and ensure this person had adequate representation to avoid a mistrial. But this isn't going to trial.

 

[KakaSentYa]

Chris's gender has been changed to male.

 

[Techpriest]

Being fit to stand trial, which he would be if this got to trial (which it won't) and being able to follow the procedures at even the most basic level are two wildly different things.

Also IANAL (in Virginia) but I am unclear if you can represent yourself on Criminal charges in the state. Representing yourself tends to happen in Civil cases.

Either which way, no judge will allow their courtroom to descend into Chris-ville and would swiftly put a stop to the whole charade and ensure this person had adequate representation to avoid a mistrial. But this isn't going to trial.

Look, all I want out of this is Chris getting tazed in the courtroom for trying to curse-me-ya-me-ha the prosecutor with his goddess powers

 

[Josterman]

Chris's gender has been changed to male.

Haha to those white knights

 

[Grognak]

I don’t know. If Chris is considered mentally fit to stand trial (which is likely) then we’re looking at some interesting times possibly. They let conspiracy theorists defend themselves in court even if they’re completely batshit often enough. Usually they get slammed with a contempt of court in the process of failing to really follow the rules.

Look, all I want out of this is Chris getting tazed in the courtroom for trying to curse-me-ya-me-ha the prosecutor with his goddess powers

A trial where Chris larps as Phoenix Wright would be pretty kino.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Chris's gender has been changed to male.

Hahahaha, they realized they can't put him in female jail because he would make the Dark Eldar look tame in comparison.

 

[ANobody]

I think back to that case of that incel that admitted to bashing him moms head in, played with the brains then fucked the corpse. And the investigator has to go along like “hey we’ve all had days like that, pal. Anyway, so your dick is in the brain hole..”.

Holy fuck whyyyy. Like at that point just take that fucker behind the station and old yeller him

Edit: found the fucking deviant, Kevin Davis

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: Teen confesses to killing mother and defiling her body

A Texas teen is sentenced to life in prison on Wednesday after shocking details of his crime are revealed during his trial. Kevin Davis, 18, admitted to police...

www.fox43.com

lmao Justin is having a good ol' time

Fuck breaking Chris out lets spring this guy.

 

[A Money Creature]

Trans YouTuber Chris Chan, 39, will be housed with women inmates

The vlogger and artist, known as Christine Weston Chandler, was arrested after leaked phone called revealed her allegedly admitting to raping her mother, 79, who suffers from dementia.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Is he not being housed with female inmates?

 

[GypsyBard]

I'm guessing no new news has come out?

 

[mindlessobserver]

I'm guessing no new news has come out?

Just virtue signals by journalists about how they are definitely not getting their information from the dastardly kiwi farms.

Also hello Insider and Daily Mail! Learn 2 code!

 

[kcbbq]

Also hello Insider and Daily Mail! Learn 2 code!

More reliable than CNN at least.

 

[Looks]

Just virtue signals by journalists about how they are definitely not getting their information from the dastardly kiwi farms.

Also hello Insider and Daily Mail! Learn 2 code!

A timeline of Chris Chan's incest charge, which comes after years of online trolling that documented the creator's relationship with her mother

Christine Chandler faces an incest charge. Here's a timeline of the allegations, which originated with messages on online forums years ago.

www.yahoo.com

I haven't finished this but it isn't too shy about details.

 

[GypsyBard]

Just virtue signals by journalists about how they are definitely not getting their information from the dastardly kiwi farms.

Also hello Insider and Daily Mail! Learn 2 code!

Ah okay thank you
I will check back later when something is actually going on