Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[subterraneanbeetle]

Inb4 the ferret dies of “old age”.
Pretty sure the ferret is 4 but I could be wrong.

If I may ferretsperg, it’s rare to see a ferret older than 6 years old unless they had been seen by a vet early onto symptoms appearing, properly medicated and treated, and you go for daily check ups then on. Ferrets have an abundance of health problems (adrenal disease, lymphoma, & insulinoma to name a few) that show themselves in a myriad of ways but most commonly sluggish/dazed behavior, balding, and/or unusual growths ie tumors are a serious sign something’s wrong. Of course, if they didn’t properly research and put a couple grand away for vet emergencies, most people either look to putting them down or forfeiting rights & giving them to a shelter that can give them the proper medical care they need.

 

[Nopenopenope]

Hashtags he used for this post: #anime #animegirls #weebtrash #gamer #cargopants #paisley #supreme #airforce1 #nike #adidas #jeremyscott #batman #steelseries

And of course, #massivefaggot

 

[faggot fucker]

The fact she has dire pet emergencies (probably dying) and is buying Amazon lingerie with her money... This has to be recent.

Can't afford to pay bills but you can afford lingerie and to sit on your ass all day?

 

[Seaweed Chips]

The ferrets are basically a means to an end when money is the topic, and Lori has never taken care of her pets. Everything serves only a purpose to her

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Kevin reposted his new outfit on Facebook with this ridiculous comment:

"Supreme weeb red dream
Got the Af1 Supreme in White from StockX cause my other order got messed up ^^ Threw the laces straight into my Adidas wings lol, got the pants for an a nice sale price too
I used to spend a lot at ross and gentrified stores every month for clothes that would fall apart in 3 months. Then you go shop again next season. Why not just save up and buy something nice every little bit, you can get stuff for your special someone too! I almost never shop in person anymore. Getting packages always feels better then shopping anyway.
#anime #weebtrash #gamer #supreme" - Kevin



Is Kevin a sociopath? His pet ferret is sick, he recently complained about vet bills, and he and Lori have a history of e-begging for money to pay vet fees...and he's excited about buying more "high fashion." What a tone deaf trash clown. Does he want people to hate him even more?

Just for the record, it looks like he isn't following Lori on IG right now. What a great relationship.

 

[Seaweed Chips]

Just for the record, it looks like he isn't following Lori on IG right now. What a great relationship.

They're absolutely in love, yet will rarely photograph together. I bet it's hell to be their neighbor and having to hear all their narc screeching.

 

[stupid frog]

And of course, #massivefaggot

He should add #pedophile and #lolicon for the ahego shirt. If you full view you can see it.

Fucking disgusting. Good thing they never go outside.

I DONT BUY FROM GENTRIFIED STORES I SUPPORT CHINK DROPSHIPPERS WHO OVERCHARGE

 

[Vi0l3t]

Kevin reposted his new outfit on Facebook with this ridiculous comment:

"Supreme weeb red dream
Got the Af1 Supreme in White from StockX cause my other order got messed up ^^ Threw the laces straight into my Adidas wings lol, got the pants for an a nice sale price too
I used to spend a lot at ross and gentrified stores every month for clothes that would fall apart in 3 months. Then you go shop again next season. Why not just save up and buy something nice every little bit, you can get stuff for your special someone too! I almost never shop in person anymore. Getting packages always feels better then shopping anyway.
#anime #weebtrash #gamer #supreme" - Kevin

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Is Kevin a sociopath? His pet ferret is sick, he recently complained about vet bills, and he and Lori have a history of e-begging for money to pay vet fees...and he's excited about buying more "high fashion." What a tone deaf trash clown. Does he want people to hate him even more?

Just for the record, it looks like he isn't following Lori on IG right now. What a great relationship.

What the fuck is he doing to his clothes that they fall apart after 3 months? Even Walmart brand can last longer than that.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Why the hell would you take low angle shots and then not move that shoerack out of the way, it clutters up the whole picture

 

[urine_county]

Why the hell would you take low angle shots and then not move that shoerack out of the way, it clutters up the whole picture

Pretty sure the shoe rack is supposed to be one of the features of the picture. Kevin is very proud of his shoe collection.

I wonder what became of his knockoff Jeremy Scott black shoes that he got scammed on. I wonder if he tried to scam someone else by selling them as totes real.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Kevin reposted his new outfit on Facebook with this ridiculous comment:

"I used to spend a lot at ross and gentrified stores every month for clothes
#anime #weebtrash #gamer #supreme" - Kevin

Kevin is obviously weeb trash and keeps his horde of shoeboxes and high fashion in the living room where he sleeps after Abuela banished it to him instead of doing the radical thing and getting a sick animal healthcare, but this part……what?

Ross is a gentrified store now?
How?
Maybe Ross stores are different in Utah but doubt it because it’s still the Midwest.

Now I want to know what else he considers to be a gentrified store, and how he knows what that word means but isn’t ashamed to say that he used to shop at gentrified stores?

Growing up in Utah is apparently the fast track to learning high fashion before you die because you’re a loser

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Kevin reposted his new outfit on Facebook with this ridiculous comment:

"Supreme weeb red dream
Got the Af1 Supreme in White from StockX cause my other order got messed up ^^ Threw the laces straight into my Adidas wings lol, got the pants for an a nice sale price too
I used to spend a lot at ross and gentrified stores every month for clothes that would fall apart in 3 months. Then you go shop again next season. Why not just save up and buy something nice every little bit, you can get stuff for your special someone too! I almost never shop in person anymore. Getting packages always feels better then shopping anyway.
#anime #weebtrash #gamer #supreme" - Kevin

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Is Kevin a sociopath? His pet ferret is sick, he recently complained about vet bills, and he and Lori have a history of e-begging for money to pay vet fees...and he's excited about buying more "high fashion." What a tone deaf trash clown. Does he want people to hate him even more?

Just for the record, it looks like he isn't following Lori on IG right now. What a great relationship.

l o l Ross is a shit-tier discount department store. Their tagline is "Dress for Less" to give you an indication of the kind of merchandise to expect. They're usually in strip malls with dollar stores, a Hispanic grocer, and a prepaid mobile store. They're selling overstock, out-of-season merchandise, older styles, and rejected clothing that was refused by a higher quality retailer for misprints and pattern mistakes. Kevin thinking that Ross is a 'gentrified' retailer just shows how trash he is.

There is nothing wrong with shopping at a discount retailer. For a lot of people, this is all they can afford. That's fine. Nobody's saying that everyone has to shop at some mega exclusive luxury retailer. The reason I'm on Kevin and Lori's ass about it is how much they brag and lie about it. This is just like Lori lying about using extensions and false eyelashes - nobody cares if she wears them, but the problem hatches when she is caught dishonestly denying it over and over. Kevin's flex about Ross is so bizarre. I'm going to guess the area where they live is poor enough that Ross is the 'nice' store.

 

[World War Weeb]

"Supreme weeb red dream
Got the Af1 Supreme in White from StockX cause my other order got messed up ^^ Threw the laces straight into my Adidas wings lol, got the pants for an a nice sale price too
I used to spend a lot at ross and gentrified stores every month for clothes that would fall apart in 3 months. Then you go shop again next season. Why not just save up and buy something nice every little bit, you can get stuff for your special someone too! I almost never shop in person anymore. Getting packages always feels better then shopping anyway.
#anime #weebtrash #gamer #supreme" - Kevin

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Is Kevin a sociopath? His pet ferret is sick, he recently complained about vet bills, and he and Lori have a history of e-begging for money to pay vet fees...and he's excited about buying more "high fashion." What a tone deaf trash clown. Does he want people to hate him even more?

Just for the record, it looks like he isn't following Lori on IG right now. What a great relationship.

My absolute favorite thing about this picture is the complete absence of anything "Darling In The Franxx" related

Oh wait. He thinks he's living with the embodiment of that character in Lori. Living. Not fucking

 

[2020chan]

Kevin reposted his new outfit on Facebook with this ridiculous comment:

"Supreme weeb red dream
Got the Af1 Supreme in White from StockX cause my other order got messed up ^^ Threw the laces straight into my Adidas wings lol, got the pants for an a nice sale price too
I used to spend a lot at ross and gentrified stores every month for clothes that would fall apart in 3 months. Then you go shop again next season. Why not just save up and buy something nice every little bit, you can get stuff for your special someone too! I almost never shop in person anymore. Getting packages always feels better then shopping anyway.
#anime #weebtrash #gamer #supreme" - Kevin

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Is Kevin a sociopath? His pet ferret is sick, he recently complained about vet bills, and he and Lori have a history of e-begging for money to pay vet fees...and he's excited about buying more "high fashion." What a tone deaf trash clown. Does he want people to hate him even more?

Just for the record, it looks like he isn't following Lori on IG right now. What a great relationship.

Why would he put laces on his bootleg designer shoes?

 

[Madolche]

How the fuck is he even able to “save” for such purchases anyway? What sort of income is he pulling? Don’t tell me they live off of just Loti’s paltry OF subs.

 

[nekrataal]

The fact she has dire pet emergencies (probably dying) and is buying Amazon lingerie with her money... This has to be recent.
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Can't afford to pay bills but you can afford lingerie and to sit on your ass all day?

That’s something that’s always bothered me with womanchildren like Lori. They’ll get these animals and not take care of them while sitting on their asses all day doing nothing, then using them as a tool to beg for money for their care.

I could go on a long sperging rant about this because it’s more common than not and when you point it out people defend the owners.

 

[moleman4ever]

aww!!! lori let kevin hang up a poster in the hall way!! COUPLES GOALS!!!!!!

is kevin trying to humblebrag or some shit? we USED to dress at ross, NOW we buy clothing thats meant to last*

(*last approximately 3 washes. abuela chan does not launder her chinkini’s)

and the pants were on sale? which one is it kev, are you rich or poor? need a gofundme or wear only designer? you literally cant keep it fucking straight from sentence to sentence bro

pity points for an outfit change i guess

 

[melty]

Wow, Kevin is schooling people on buying quality clothes that last? Kevin, boyfriend of Lori? Lori, whose entire wardrobe is dollskill and AliExpress? The ride never ends with these two.

 

[faggot fucker]

I can't do this anymore.
Learn fashion or die, retards.

 

[moleman4ever]

"other clothes be playing" - Kevin, white boy from Utah