If you notice all the defendants are jail inmates (jail uniform). From the title it's their 1st appearance in court. I don't think the community court Lucas is assigned to handles cases where the defendant is in jail.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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My apologies. It was nonetheless an enjoyable watch, and I managed to clip these two pillars of society.
I swear a Youtuber could make a successful channel just documenting Spokane's most unstable.
I swear a Youtuber could make a successful channel just documenting Spokane's most unstable.
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The Indecent Exposure guy was a real treat, yelling about his rights and how he's never been given them while in Spokane. I guess not being able to do some public masturbation is one hell of a human rights violation.
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That last guy sounds like Bigfoot from the Howard Stern Show.
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judge: mr. Hess, I have a reasonable question about your attorney needs.
Defendant: ::unintelligible mushmouthery and clear evidence of insanity::
judge: I’ll be releasing you on your own recognizance today.
this is the pinnacle of the American judicial system.
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Lol! These are absolutely hysterical! Lucas fits right in with these degenerates. That second guy, wow! I am real sure he will make all his court dates and not have a bench warrant issued for failure to appear. The revolving doors of the justice system.
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In agreement with a few who have suggested Lucas may have wanted his latest loony bin trip:
Lucas’s lengthier incarcerations have always been followed by a period of stability and comfort for him. He’s typically discharged to some kind of halfway house and prior to his discharge a case worker/social worker/occupational therapist will help him sort out his financial affairs.
We know Luke is an accomplished moocher, and it’s not beyond his (admittedly low) level of intelligence to realise that this may be in his favour.
Lucas’s lengthier incarcerations have always been followed by a period of stability and comfort for him. He’s typically discharged to some kind of halfway house and prior to his discharge a case worker/social worker/occupational therapist will help him sort out his financial affairs.
We know Luke is an accomplished moocher, and it’s not beyond his (admittedly low) level of intelligence to realise that this may be in his favour.
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may I suggest Chantal and Misty Henry as temporary substitutes, along with scalfani for fat idiot man antics?
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I sort of wonder if Lucas has burned his bridges with Pioneer Pathway house and some of the other sped housing places in Spokane? We know he was banned from the place that ran his fart box. Any chance they could relocate the cow to another location?
Seattle would eat him alive. He would get lost in the hobo mix there. Probably burned bridges in Olympia too. Tacoma would probably be similar to Seattle. Tacoma seems a bit more gritty and "diverse" than Spokane. I have spent time in Olympia and the greater Seattle and Tacoma area. Not sure where else would have sped housing in Washington state.?
Lucas loves Spokane and I think part of it is how well they treat their hobos and ragmen. But Lucas has worn out his welcome in lots of the helpful places in that city.
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Spokane has lost like 5 employees recently in the Homelessness/Housing departments. We are at a point where soon we won't have enough employees to be eligible for homeless-assistance funds from the government to continue supporting the homeless. If Lucas loves it here now, he won't in a few years.
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I cannot express how much I wish the Dr. Phil thing hadn't fallen through if it was real. I would have loved nothing more than to see tubby melt down on the Dr. Phil show.
Bonus for him asking his counselor where he should go to meet underage tail and what dating sites he should use and getting all salty when the counselor doesn't give him the answer(s) he wants.
Bonus for him asking his counselor where he should go to meet underage tail and what dating sites he should use and getting all salty when the counselor doesn't give him the answer(s) he wants.
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Do you think Lucas ever has any chimpouts in the laughing academy? or is he on his best behavior to get out as soon as possible. I'd like to think he's had a few in there at some point, but I guess the meds might keep him from causing a scene. Whatever the case, I get a kick out of picturing him REEEEE'ing because he thinks someone is trying to swoop whatever crazy zoomer chick he's hyper fixated on until they give him the nap-time napkin again and he wakes up in a straight jacket in a padded white room.
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Lucas knows how the mental health system works so I think he tries to be on what he considers to be good behavior but….it’s Lucas. I’m positive he’s had schizo meltdowns in there and had to get an ass-shot of Thorazine and Ativan etc then go to the “quiet room” aka 4 point restraint room more than a few times. Cause if someone is claiming suicide or really raging out they will absolutely strap them to a table so they don’t hurt themselves (even a rubber wall can make injuries when confronted with schizo rage).
I’m sure once the meds hit him and he realizes he’s strapped to a fucking table he calms down, but there’s really no repercussions other than dealing with the patient when they’re in crisis or escalating him to a higher monitored ward.
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I imagine him in a corner of his cell singing, “We’ll seize the means of reproduction, reproduction, Gen Z solidarity, be one one with me.”
Edit: probably what he is yelling before he gets his daily dose of medication
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Watching old content for nostalgia, I finally stumbled back on the video that has my all time favorite instance of being confidently wrong about science Lucas has ever put up: The one where he explains how plant breeding works.
So, here it is!
So, here it is!
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My intuition is that Lucas performs chimpouts arriving at the unit for the express purpose of scoring some type of benzo. If you are brought in by either Law Enforcement or some type EMS and demonstrate a certain level of agitation, they won’t hesitate to pop you with something to chill you out. If it is an urban unit with a higher volume of inpatient ragmen and detoxing addicts, they don’t want that Wern-energy to create a cascading effect on the other patients. The key to running a good mental health unit is maintaining a nice clam equilibrium and they wouldn’t let him fuck that up, especially if it is in the evening.
I imagine after Lucas is done being admitted and all the necessary information for his inprocess has been obtained, Lucas gets rewarded with the sweet embrace of diazepam to shut him down. Think of it as a short term reset button and while he is immobilized the antipsychotics get to work. When the diazepam wears off, he wouldn’t be able to work himself back up into hysterics again.
The upside of having psychiatrists and nurses on hand, chemical restraint is always an option and it is a much safer route than physical restraint for everyone involved. Agitated Normies are offered an oral administration of lorazepam, but someone like Lucas could merit an upgrade to an IM shot of diazepam. The nuclear option would be an IM shot of ketamine, in my area paramedics are even allowed to administer them, but the situation has to be pretty violent before they are considered. In any case, given Lucas’ size and his indigent lifestyle, they’ll just assume he engages in substance abuse and he might need something a bit stronger to shut him up.
At this point the docile Wern becomes a compliant patient who follows instructions but still manages to annoy every human being in the room. If there are any young female patients on the floor, Lucas will put himself in their proximity and will try to engage them when the opportunity presents itself. If that isn’t an option, he’ll turn his attention to any female staff sufficiently young enough for his tastes. He probably engages in a bunch of annoying behaviors in the pursuit of food as well, he won’t be happy with the diabetic friendly meals provided and he’ll be prowling for any kind of snack available; bananas and sugar free pudding will have to do.
Once it becomes clear that his appetite for female flesh and food won’t find satisfaction, he’ll probably resort to making some sort of game based around acquiring food and sex. He won’t fully participate in treatment, but he’ll do enough to avoid confrontation. Eventually he’ll start itching for freedom and the creature comforts he could purchase with that disability money and there will be a shift in the language he uses that staff can then use to justify his discharge.
His lack of housing will likely be the strongest factor that keeps him in there for any length of time, but there may not be anything that could be reasonably done for him on that front.
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While I didn't see many homeless in Lakewood when I was stationed at Lewis, he would fit in. The people that somehow manage to get off sex offender island, all seem to funnel directly into Lakewood. I did the sex offender check website once in Lakewood, and it was covered in sex offenders.
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I was thinking he's like a perfect cross between Chong and an aggressive Dr. Steve Brule.
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This is a total non sequitur, but the following is my current favorite Lucas video, simply for the following quote, which I tentatively declare the most hilarious out-of-context Lucas quote of all time:
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"I would love to tear into that asshole. My cousin's gay, so it's a little personal for me..."
Feel free to suggest your own nominees for best out-of-context Lucas quote.
Screaming About God and Misunderstanding Politics With The Wern
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"I would love to tear into that asshole. My cousin's gay, so it's a little personal for me..."
Feel free to suggest your own nominees for best out-of-context Lucas quote.
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