🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 43 43.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 11 11.2%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 44 44.9%

  • Total voters
    98
Ralph making a joke at someone else's expense that actually lands is kinda rare; I'd say it's a numbers game more than anything else. :story:
Matt Jarbo has cracked more successful jokes about Ralph than the other way around, cringy fuck that Matt is, and never mind the fact that Ralph uses the Boulder Stream to try to impress e-hos.
 
Ralph: "How dare Notorious Pedophile Joshua Connor Moon run a coin with Chris Chan's face on it. He's making money off a rapist!" Or "He's abusing Chris"

Also Ralph:

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Josh at least tried to help Chris Chan and give him some independence in life. Even if the literal autist was gonna have to get by on commission drawings, it's more freedom than whatever shit the tard wrangling programs would've given him.
 
Ralph: "How dare Notorious Pedophile Joshua Connor Moon run a coin with Chris Chan's face on it. He's making money off a rapist!" Or "He's abusing Chris"

Also Ralph:

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Josh at least tried to help Chris Chan and give him some independence in life. Even if the literal autist was gonna have to get by on commission drawings, it's more freedom than whatever shit the tard wrangling programs would've given him.
i dont give a fuck about chris this shirt composition is fucking terrible LEARN TO DESIGN SHIT YOU GRUBBY HANDED PIG, DO SOMETHING COMPETENT YOU SHIT EATING CUCK fucking hell he cant fuck he cant eat with his piggy mouth closed, he cant walk he has to waddle and shamble, he cant make one competent decision on design even when ripping others people shit including a million retarded fonts or period blood hats, get one fucking thing right just one. make one shirt worth buying, make one shirt that looks good you useless piggy fat fuck. this is why your mom died.
 
Ralph: "How dare Notorious Pedophile Joshua Connor Moon run a coin with Chris Chan's face on it. He's making money off a rapist!" Or "He's abusing Chris"
Also Ralph:
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Ironically, it's mostly Kiwifarmers who would actually recognize this shirt or even care that much about Chris-Chan to want merch. Ethan has already alienated 99% of the people who might consider buying this.
 
Ironically, it's mostly Kiwifarmers who would actually recognize this shirt or even care that much about Chris-Chan to want merch. Ethan has already alienated 99% of the people who might consider buying this.
i love that 99 percent isnt even an exaggerated estimate for the gunt alienating people within less than an hour, thousands upon thousands of people lol. hes just that repugnant to his core. youd think josh selling fucking silver coins would have clued him into onto most peoples opinion of chris and josh in that sphere.
 
Ralph: "How dare Notorious Pedophile Joshua Connor Moon run a coin with Chris Chan's face on it. He's making money off a rapist!" Or "He's abusing Chris"

Also Ralph:

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Josh at least tried to help Chris Chan and give him some independence in life. Even if the literal autist was gonna have to get by on commission drawings, it's more freedom than whatever shit the tard wrangling programs would've given him.
Hot take: Null and the gunt both did it for selfish reasons.
Null did it to clear his conscience. Ethan did it to clear his bank account out of the red.
Nobody who buys Killstream merch has ever been invited to a party.
The thing is what could you ever use a shirt with Ralphs or Chrises face on? I go to party with a band shirt much less a shirt with a white nationalist or an incest tranny.
 
If someone unironically buys the shirt because they think it's epic and cool and wear it to parties, they deserve to get bullied
There's like a one-in-a-million chance of EVER running into a Ralph Retort fanboy wearing this shirt. And even that's rare when the 3 fanboys who are still left rarely even go out in public except to restock Doritos and nuggies. It's basically impossible.

If I do see someone in a TRR shirt I'm gonna have to bully him. Verbally, though, because I'm pretty sure it's super illegal to hit people with Down Syndrome.
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It's pretty fucking weird to be walking around wearing a tshirt with a school photo of some 3rd grader on it when said 3rd grader is: not you, not your kid or a family member, or a memorial shirt.

Pretty. Fucking. Weird. Like, anyone that does should probably be on a watch list and not be allowed near schools, weird.
 

what leads a man to hit the whippets in a home depot, take a photo of it, and make it his twitter photo? did the event that led to this photo being taken happen before or after he became a ralph retort fan? whatever the answer may be, this brain rotted specimen can only be satiated with one thing: KILLSTREAM.
 
It's pretty fucking weird to be walking around wearing a tshirt with a school photo of some 3rd grader on it when said 3rd grader is: not you, not your kid or a family member, or a memorial shirt.

Pretty. Fucking. Weird. Like, anyone that does should probably be on a watch list and not be allowed near schools, weird.
If Ralph sells a shirt with his underaged face on it, it's somehow no longer weird that he was obsessed with an underaged Soph. Or something. IDK we're talking about a brain that is steadily dying from alcohol poisoning.
 
Ralph: "How dare Notorious Pedophile Joshua Connor Moon run a coin with Chris Chan's face on it. He's making money off a rapist!" Or "He's abusing Chris"

Also Ralph:

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Josh at least tried to help Chris Chan and give him some independence in life. Even if the literal autist was gonna have to get by on commission drawings, it's more freedom than whatever shit the tard wrangling programs would've given him.

The 5'1 Manlet can't even fit into this shirt, is he expecting to write it off for taxes since there's a religious figure in the art?
 
How dare that alt-right child attack our dearest feeder. Null is but a humble silver merchant, grower of lemon peppers, friend to all things avian and ally of Israel. Null is a true renaissance man while Ralph is nothing more then a bottom feeding paparazzi riding something that happened in 2016 building of the backs of others.
 
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