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Moppo. said:
He's going to formally confess if he hasn't already. This defense would only work if he was smart enough to keep his mouth shut.
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Come on you know for a fact they did not even have to interrogate him.
He probably told them everything they wanted to know while on his way to jail in the car.
Everything from dates times and exactly what he did.
You also know he is not smart enough to ask for a lawyer and probably has not even asked to see legal representation yet.

They might not even have to do any real forms of investigation because Chris will openly tell them everything they would want to hear and the location of every piece of evidence they want to find.

And even if they did actually interrogate him you know the interrogation would last maybe 10 minutes for the same reason he would just openly tell them everything they would ever want to hear.
 
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GypsyBard said:
Come on you know for a fact they did not even have to interrogate him.
He probably told them everything they wanted to know while on his way to jail in the car.
Everything from dates times and exactly what he did.
You also know he is not smart enough to ask for a lawyer and probably has not even asked to see legal representation yet.

They might not even have to do any real forms of investigation because Chris will openly tell them everything they would want to hear and the location of every piece of evidence they want to find.

And even if they did actually interrogate him you know the interrogation would last maybe 10 minutes for the same reason he would just openly tell them everything they would ever want to hear.
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Either Chris is really lonely, or his ego grows bigger by the day.
 
NormanMarkus said:
Figured this deserved a voicefag. It's been wonderful shitposting through all this, kiwis. Consider this a gift from a tard who will probably be back to just lurking in a few days. What a saga.
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You newfags see this? This is how you "lurk moar". This is fucking art.

It is better in one post than the entirety of you zoomer retards have cranked out since joining Friday. Learn from this man. Imitate this man.

Me? I'm not a role model. I'm just some angry shitposter, but this guy. This guy is special.
 
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builtforcwc said:
Dude literally bought a book about having sex with decrepit and disabled people. He premeditated it. It was entirely a calculated decision on his part, even if he talks about it like a tard in the texts and emails. Chris knew what he did.
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Wait, does it mean Null's gonna testify against Chris in court, since he told him about that book?
 
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For the newfags and retards:

Lurk.

Chris will be housed with men.

He will not get grs to house with women. Virginia has stopgaps to prevent that.

Lurk more.

Every hot take you have has been posted and is lukewarm by now.

No gay ops.

Lurk more, faggots.

Thank you, julay assholes.
 
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GypsyBard said:
Come on you know for a fact they did not even have to interrogate him.
He probably told them everything they wanted to know while on his way to jail in the car.
Everything from dates times and exactly what he did.
You also know he is not smart enough to ask for a lawyer and probably has not even asked to see legal representation yet.

They might not even have to do any real forms of investigation because Chris will openly tell them everything they would want to hear and the location of every piece of evidence they want to find.

And even if they did actually interrogate him you know the interrogation would last maybe 10 minutes for the same reason he would just openly tell them everything they would ever want to hear.
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Well, if he was so dumb, then he would've told them before they took Barb away. Also, his testimony is not enough - he probably said that Barb was ok and wanted it i.e. no rape charges and elderly abuse on top of incest. Not because he is smart, but because he is delusional.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Wait, does it mean Null's gonna testify against Chris in court, since he told him about that book?
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Except Josh didn't tell Chris about the book.

Do you have a picture of you and this girl btw?

Woof! Pressing hard for details. I do have photos of my lady friend, but I feel it too personal at this time. I did mention she was older than I; she’s in the over 50’s. And she definitely does not want to be spread around. As one of my more curious followers may have found through my Amazon by now, I even recently purchased a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance.

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Pepito The Cat said:
Except Josh didn't tell Chris about the book.
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Did you read my post even?

Chris told him that he bought it from his own volition, which is evidence of Chris buying a book about sex with disabled/elderly around the time he forced himself on Barb. This proves that it wasn't an accident but was fully deliberate and Chris would've stopped only when Barb would kick the bucket.

EDIT: it also proves, that Chris's done it not because he is retarded/delusional, but because he is a sick fuck. He can't say "mommy was in CWCville and made love with Barbchu", because he was planning things outside of his fantasy world, like a real criminal. That adds to the possibility of Christine going to the big boy prison instead of mental facility.
 
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So I was flipping through the wiki, and:
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Did you read my post even?

Chris told him that he bought it from his own volition, which is evidence of Chris buying a book about sex with disabled/elderly around the time he forced himself on Barb. This proves that it wasn't an accident but was fully deliberate and Chris would've stopped only when Barb would kick the bucket.

EDIT: it also proves, that Chris's done it not because he is retarded/delusional, but because he is a sick fuck. He can't say "mommy was in CWCville and made love with Barbchu", because he was planning things outside of his fantasy world, like a real criminal. That adds to the possibility of Christine going to the big boy prison instead of mental facility.
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Can Chris-Chan’s incest “admission” even be used in court?
Is buying a book evidence of anything?

Unless there’s Sonichu baby batter in Barb’s Sarlacc pit, can Chris-Chan be declared guilty of maternal fornication?
 
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Unless there’s Sonichu baby batter in Barb’s Sarlacc pit, can Chris-Chan be declared guilty of maternal fornication?
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They don't need to find his navy in Barb. I doubt 79-y.o. senile woman has an eventful sex life and any gynecologist can tell if a woman has one. In Barbs age tissues become thinner, so it's easier to leave a mark during intercourse. And just coincidentally her autistic son tells that he had sex with her.

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Is buying a book evidence of anything?
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Yes. If I kill someone and stay near the corpse mumbling about demons, that can hint that I did it in an altered state of consciousness. If I try to hide evidence after that, it hints that I have perfect idea of what I was doing.

Chris can't claim that he was Sonichu and Barb was Magichan - he bought a book about sex with disabled/elderly, so he knew he was havings sex with Barb. He told Null that it was a woman in her 50s, but in chat with Dillin he admitted to having sex with his mother and asked him to keep it secret i.e. he tried to cover his tracks and knew perfectly well that doing this is wrong.
 
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