POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[AnimeAvatard]

the fuck this guy smiling for with all these mugshots? This is the first guy that looks happy to be in jail

How many times we going to ask this same stupid question?

 

[StraightShooter2]

So this thing would end up in a male prison if sentenced?
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If they have a penis, yes.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If they have a penis, yes.

Well, it's still a penis no matter what you do to it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

How many times we going to ask this same stupid question?

How many times do you want me to tell the same story?

 

[infamousbeing]

Real question, do we know if anyone on this forum contacted the detective to inform him of his past?

 

[DiggieSmalls]

How many times we going to ask this same stupid question?

i guess until it gets stickied because people aren't going to read through an entire thread to tally up comments sounded similar in nature to theirs, moneygrip

 

[Grippy Socks]

Real question, do we know if anyone on this forum contacted the detective to inform him of his past?

Please don't.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

Real question, do we know if anyone on this forum contacted the detective to inform him of his past?

Not sure, but Null did say he contacted the authorities once he got sick of him. People theorize that Null has told them a good amount of info on Chris.

Edit: How did you join Sunday and already get the "True and Honest fan" tag?

 

[weedcum]

Don’t forget the doghouse!!!

what's heavier - a pound of doghouse, or a pound of tombstone?

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Real question, do we know if anyone on this forum contacted the detective to inform him of his past?

Don't. Let the detectives do their jobs. Chris will incriminate himself plenty, they'll eventually be neck deep in chistory soon enough.

 

[Arnold Swollenmember]

what's heavier - a pound of doghouse, or a pound of tombstone?

Doghouse, it has plastic and shit

 

[infamousbeing]

Please don't.

Not sure, but Null did say he contacted the authorities once he got sick of him. People theorize that Null has told them a good amount of info on Chris.

Don't. Let the detectives do their jobs. Chris will incriminate himself plenty, they'll eventually be neck deep in chistory soon enough.

Don't intend to, I was just wondering what information they are aware of and if people have been fucking with the dude. Hopefully not, we should let the law do their work.

 

[ANobody]

He can lift a chair with a bunch of crap on it too!

It still fucking baffles me a non paralyzed human being can be in as poor a shape as Chris. I hope he donates his body to science.

 

[Mason Verger]

I still don't think chris comprehends the situation he is currently in.

He has gone through courts and shit before and I think he believes it's another day he will get fined and go home.

Yeah, that pics a few days old now, I wonder what his vibe check is at the moment hahaha. I’d be legit impressed if he’s managed to keep his head in toonland this long without his many comforts of sonichu hq. By night 3 this should really start feeling less like summer camp and more like a real thing to him.
Hell, his tech addiction alone is pretty serious. That itself has got to be driving him insane. He’s never been unplugged before, ever, and he’s always online.

 

[Haint]

Who Are the Rich, White Men Institutionalizing Transgender Ideology?

Exceedingly rich, white men who invest in biomedical companies are funding myriad transgender organizations whose agenda will make them gobs of money.

thefederalist.com

I mean yeah hes paying to normalize it, legalize it and make it govt sanctioned and enforced. The troons do it for free though.

It's not suprising that (((Banking and Big Pharma))) are financially invest in troonism.

Stating that the dick chopping industry is as big as the military industrial complex is a stretch, a big one.

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

If they have a penis, yes.

Imagine prison inmates doing their best to rape that.
Since Chris goes to a prison with males, would anyone want to stick their penis into Chris? or is he too gross for rapist's standards?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Well, it's still a penis no matter what you do to it.

I'm pretty sure a few hours in the women's prison will see to it that it's no longer a penis.

 

[Linako 2.0]

i just feel bad for the tiny minority of trans people who genuinely just want to be left the fuck alone.

no need to feel bad for your imaginary friends

 

[ANobody]

Yeah, that pics a few days old now, I wonder what his vibe check is at the moment hahaha. I’d be legit impressed if he’s managed to keep his head in toonland this long without his many comforts of sonichu hq. By night 3 this should really start feeling less like summer camp and more like a real thing to him.
Hell, his tech addiction alone is pretty serious. That itself has got to be driving him insane. He’s never been unplugged before, ever, and he’s always online.

God yeah it's been three days. I imagine he's in hedgehog defense mode bawling his eyes out at this point. Either that or just completely embracing loonyland and conversing with his polycule.

 

[builtforcwc]

How would you feel if the victim was a member of your family?

It happened to be Barb, but it honestly could have been anyone who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Chris has been a dangerous pervert for a long time.

I have no doubt he knew this was wrong. All the “strict confidence” emails prove that point.

I hope the proverbial book is thrown at him.

Dude literally bought a book about having sex with decrepit and disabled people. He premeditated it. It was entirely a calculated decision on his part, even if he talks about it like a tard in the texts and emails. Chris knew what he did.