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Real question, do we know if anyone on this forum contacted the detective to inform him of his past?
Unless you have actual hard evidence of something that has not already been extensively documented somewhere online no one should contact the detectives on this case. If they get a wiff of spergery they might start to take the validity of information they have obtained into question. Whichever poor detective got assigned this case will be able to find the long strings of documentation detailing every minute of CWC's life on their own.
 
I mean yeah hes paying to normalize it, legalize it and make it govt sanctioned and enforced. The troons do it for free though.
Its ironic that internet Nazis hate soros when he was a literal Nazi and even well after his career plays the part to the T. Guy gets his rocks off funding the decline of western civilization.
 
Imagine prison inmates doing their best to rape that.
Since Chris goes to a prison with males, would anyone want to stick their penis into Chris? or is he too gross for rapist's standards?
You underestimate what a lack of pussy and extremely limited pornography access does to a man
 
I'm appalled at the Chris situation, as much as anyone else here.

But god damn this for some reason was the thing to put me over the edge and make me Mad on the Internet.

Journalism is fucking dead, if it ever had a pulse to begin with. Chris is, as someone else put in a different thread, one of the most well-documented human beings in the history of the fucking planet. It's all archived, it's out there, for free, easy to find and well sourced, dating back two fucking decades of primary and secondary sources. You could have never heard of this man and by the end of an afternoon know his fucking life story.

And they still fuck it up.

EDIT: I am the real journalist here. Turns out I'm the one rusty on my Christory.
 
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Some people said Chris reminded them of Shoko Asahara (a Japanese doomsday cult leader who was kind of like a Japanese Charles Manson) -I can kind of see the resemblance:

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I wonder what fictional convict is going to be his cellmate when the merge finishes? I'm super worried it'll be Hannibal Lecter.
 
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God yeah it's been three days. I imagine he's in hedgehog defense mode bawling his eyes out at this point. Either that or just completely embracing loonyland and conversing with his polycule.
If anything.. busting a blood vessel trying to will the living fuck out of the merge as soon as fucking possible hahaha.

I guess he could pray to a higher power if he hadn’t already made himself the aultimate deity of the multiverse.
 
God yeah it's been three days. I imagine he's in hedgehog defense mode bawling his eyes out at this point. Either that or just completely embracing loonyland and conversing with his polycule.
I'd like to think he's making small talk with the other inmates and in typical autistic fashion he talks at them and not with them and turns the conversation inwards "ya I'm da creator of Sonichu!"
 
It still fucking baffles me a non paralyzed human being can be in as poor a shape as Chris. I hope he donates his body to science.
You must be new here. Chris is actually one of the more surprisingly fit cows in the herd. He is at best a baseline average physical specimen of Lolcow. Go wander down into the forum labelled "Deathfats" I dare you.
 
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Has anyone explained to the Twitter fools that “Christine” is a persona? “Christine” is just like “Crystal” or “Nightstar”.
He never was trans to begin with. So he’s a man, playing dress up as a woman in the hopes of getting more women.

god.
 
Has anyone explained to the Twitter fools that “Christine” is a persona? “Christine” is just like “Crystal” or “Nightstar”.
He never was trans to begin with. So he’s a man, playing dress up as a woman in the hopes of getting more women.

god.
How would you even begin to explain mental illness to the mentally ill?
 
We all know that Chris is very strong. I heard he can even lift a pack of soda cans!
Oh god. Just thinking of that makes me so nostalgic for the good ol' days of Chris.
I'm appalled at the Christ situation, as much as anyone else here.

But god damn this for some reason was the thing to put me over the edge and make me Mad on the Internet.

Journalism is fucking dead, if it ever had a pulse to begin with. Chris is, as someone else put in a different thread, one of the most well-documented human beings in the history of the fucking planet. It's all archived, it's out there, for free, easy to find and well sourced, dating back two fucking decades of primary and secondary sources. You could have never heard of this man and by the end of an afternoon know his fucking life story.

And they still fuck it up.
There are plenty of recent videos where Chris identifies himself as "Sonichu." Obviously it's misleading to say that Chris is sometimes referred to as "Sonichu," as if it's merely an alias, but you can see where a non-Christorian would get it from.
 
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Slight powerlevel but I knew a guy who got court ordered to take his meds for mental problems as a deal to get OUT of jail, so I wouldn't be surprised if they could force it in prison.
Being familiar with prisons and U.S. law they cannot force treatment. Him being court ordered to take his pills to avoid jail time would be considered part of the plea bargain/probation/parole and that can be done. However you cannot force pills down a crazy persons throat if they have already been committed/imprisoned.
 
Has anyone explained to the Twitter fools that “Christine” is a persona? “Christine” is just like “Crystal” or “Nightstar”.
He never was trans to begin with. So he’s a man, playing dress up as a woman in the hopes of getting more women.

god.
Twitter is where all the Tumblr'ina's fled to. They actually think "persona's" are real people and must be respected and shit.
 
Imagine prison inmates doing their best to rape that.
Since Chris goes to a prison with males, would anyone want to stick their penis into Chris? or is he too gross for rapist's standards?
You have an entire prison full of ass to molest if you pick chris the rest of the prison is going to think theres something deeply wrong with you for sure.
 
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