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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Just wanted to post this about Phil's bizarro twin, Oxhorn. Today is Ox's 40th birthday. He did not tell anyone until his stream started. He did not decorate his office with streamers and balloons. He is not blowing a noisemaker. He's made more in 5 minutes than Phil did his entire stream.

Hmm. Maybe Mass Effect isn't the reason Phil doesn't make money. Maybe it's because Phil is a toxic man-baby who treats his viewers like trash.

This guy is less than a year older than Phil. Full, robust head of hair. Non patchy beard. Audience who gives him money.

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god damn, i dont want to imagine how awful phil is gonna look in like 10 years. Guys can look good well into their 50s without visible signs of aging, like Oxhorn here. Phil is not yet 40 and looks like an old geyser on drugs.
 
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Nice scuffed wall, faggot. :story:
 
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King Vanity said:
I'm an ESL (TRIGGER WARNING) -- Viewer Discretion Advised. Sounds good? Okay.

So I didn't had this amount of laughs as I did in the last week or so; losing a job few weeks ago really does wonder to your own fucked up whiskey'd mind.
Okay so, the funny thing is -- I initially I used the name 'King Vanity' as a jab on Phil's own vanity and narcissism, but since people started assuming I'm inherently a king vain myself, I went with the flow and started using it as my own identity. Other funny thing is that I used this cropped photo, because the full wallpaper of this cropped pic is one of the most charming thing someone has ever created for Phil. (charming, as in, if you never found 'Ed, Edd n' Eddy' and 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' the most funniest shit ever, you must be a desperate emo Nickelodeon fag yourself).

The only monetary pay I ever gave to Phil was, yes, only a 3.99$ 1-month membership that costed me almost nothing. The 'behind the scenes' tips that I used to refute and shut down some of his fans and trolls alike, was just a bluff.

That screenshot that was circulating about me being OiC was, well, false. Context: Sprcrzy is some weirdo sped who had a butt on me for hours on Dark Dave's chat, that I just started mentioning him on Phil's stream chat -- several times even, before the screenshot -- and OiC indirectly responded to me (bc he hates tagging people who he seems as obvious trolls) about how that Sprcrzy is a cuck and he's waiting for his 'part 3 video'.
But even before that, I started copying OiC's way of typing because somehow I knew how much retardation it will produce if people easily come to conclusion that I'm OiC and have MPD (using semi-colons, being most of the time emotionless and bland behind my posts, and typing 'bawkOmega', which is something OiC used to type often back when Phil streamed on Twitch. [bawkOmega is an emote from a Twitch streamer Bawkbasoup, who has arguably one of the best emotes out there.]

I was never in it for the attention, but for the sheer AUTISMGEDDON it produced for fucking with his legit dead chat. Best ways to reproduce that again (even if Phil will read this, he'll repress this anyways, since narcissists are known for that: **Act as retarded as you can in his chat and praise his butthole for hours to no end (yea you need some lose of dignity to do something like I did), and antagonize trolls, to the point where Phil will think I'm a legit KingMichael400 V.2.** Phil is a narcissist, and I believe you guys know better on how to manipulate his course of thinking. Thanks for the laughs and the massive sperg attention I received, that wasn't actually needed. I think I developed carcinoids tumor at this point. Not proud, but hey, life's a joke, as some wise alcoholic once said.

Edit: And yea, I was trying to be as annoying as humanly possible. Salt produced, and a good hatred against me well deserved (from trolls and Phil's fans alike). <3
And one of my biggest points in this post: Stop being retarded and come to quick conclusions without concrete proof lol
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Anyways, since @Froggah was the one who instigated the Timbo dox info, and now Anony's - I'm almost positive/confident that he's OiC. It's not a coincidence, since there were numerous posts few months ago how OiC gathered Timbo and Anony's dox via tipping them so he can receive their personal info. Any suicide plans in the near future? If so, gather a thicc vibrating dildo from your waifu Kat, and shove it as close as you can to your windpipe: something amazing will happen.

And now, let's end it with a positive note [TIMESTAMP: 55:40]

Shoutout to my stalker homie !
 
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Mature Adult said:
Yeah man who would make that connection between black people and crime? I mean its not like there is a stereotype of black people being criminals..
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...and it is technically true. Black males aged 13-49 make up around 3% of the population while committing 56% of the murders. Those are reported murders that are solved. So if we take shit holes like Chicago in to account, the deaths would be a lot higher.

I would have to consult with an Internet lawyer who streams game play videos, but I believe the defence of a factual joke against black people would be easily defendable in Internet court. Even Susan can't hide it. Search youtube for "looting" and play "where's whitey".

There's racism and there's ignoring the facts. Black people are criminals, Asians can't drive and white people can't dance.
 
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twattycake said:
Yes and he has admitted it. He has talked about getting steak for breakfast, WWE champions login times show he takes a three(!) hour lunch break, and during a more recent rant he defended eating out all 3 meals as his one small, nice thing in life. He did not say it outright but the implication was that it was cruel and unreasonable to make him give up restaurant meals.

This also does not include the constant takeout which he appears to not count as "dining out" because he is completely divorced from reality.
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DSP said months ago that he wouldn't announce whether or not he got it because... something? Too busy working another weekend covering for Derichs to look. Something like it would cause too many arguments in his chat? His dead chat which could really do with some arguments so we know it's not frozen.
  1. He's a Jew. If it's free he'll take it.
  2. He's grossly unfit. Whenever he gets any minor infection his immune system hides in the toilet. Foot gout, ear goat, nasal gout. He's a 90 year old larping as a 39 year old.
  3. He's a coward. Which could apply to every point, but the one noteworthy here is death. Like 99.9...% of the world, he's terrified of dying. Has done nothing with his life. Is doing nothing. Will do nothing. Hates his "job" (in reality) but will do anything to cry and beg on stream about it 1 more day. Because that's living. Also why he refuses to drive a car.
  4. He's an easily influenced idiot. Zero ability for critical thinking or analysis.
    1. He says Minecraft is a kids game for shills based on advertising, but it's amazing when he plays it.
    2. He says Cyberpunk is the best game ever made based on advertising, but it's complete trash when he plays it.
    3. He says YouTube is garbage so goes to Twitch then says Twitch is garbage and goes to YouTube.
Did he get it? I'm 50/50 but edge towards yes. Mostly due to point 4; he is ridiculously easy to manipulate and we've had 18 months of fake news telling everyone the species will become extinct tomorrow.

Not telling anyone that he got it may be the only thing he's ever said I'd believe. It could cause some whales to permanently migrate... then he announced it. There's no vaccine against stupidity.
 
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This new security check, clicking on trucks, may prevent DSP from reading the farms.
"Wuuuuaat? This is no truck. This is bullshit! It clearly states to click on trucks, I only clicked on the trucks but still lost. But I did nothing wrong! Ah mah gahd, this is bullshit".

Then repeats the same mistake for the next hours.

Edit: This also reminds me of his paranoia regarding sudden sounds. He hears a truck, he sees a truck, "Oh okay, it was just a truck". Yeah no shit, was he expecting a weird troll maneuver?
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Those new security check, clicking on trucks, may prevent DSP from reading the farms.
"Wuuuuaat? This is no truck. This is bullshit! It clearly states to click on trucks, I only clicked on the trucks but still lost. But I did nothing wrong! Ah mah gahd, this is bullshit".

Then repeats the same mistake for the next hours.
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Can’t wait for an unrelated prestream segment tomorrow about how stupid captchas are
 
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I’m commuting more and reinstalled some mobile games to play at lunch or whatever. I briefly considered a “remove ads” micro transaction and then went “No. wtf is wrong with me”

imagine spending 100k on something so ephemeral. I’d just crawl under a punch press and tell the temp to keep going until I was just a stain.
 
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Quantum Diabetes said:
I’m commuting more and reinstalled some mobile games to play at lunch or whatever. I briefly considered a “remove ads” micro transaction and then went “No. wtf is wrong with me”

imagine spending 100k on something so ephemeral. I’d just crawl under a punch press and tell the temp to keep going until I was just a stain.
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I play a lot of mobile games until I hit the paywall and then delete them, so I see a lot of ads. I just want to add something interesting. I was playing some dinosaur game or maybe Tap Tap Aquarium and I got an ad for some Asian game. Save the King or some shit like that. The ad ended with the meme of the character having the 8-bit sunglasses fly onto his eyes and a blunt into his mouth. The song that was playing was 'Next Episode' and it actually said motherfucking. On a kids' game.

I also get a lot of ads for weed farming games while playing games marketed for children.

So yeah, Scopely is a shady company for stealing money, but other companies are just as shady for advertising drugs and profanity to children.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I play a lot of mobile games until I hit the paywall and then delete them, so I see a lot of ads. I just want to add something interesting. I was playing some dinosaur game or maybe Tap Tap Aquarium and I got an ad for some Asian game. Save the King or some shit like that. The ad ended with the meme of the character having the 8-bit sunglasses fly onto his eyes and a blunt into his mouth. The song that was playing was 'Next Episode' and it actually said motherfucking. On a kids' game.

I also get a lot of ads for weed farming games while playing games marketed for children.

So yeah, Scopely is a shady company for stealing money, but other companies are just as shady for advertising drugs and profanity to children.
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You should look into pihole, its basically ublock at the network level so it blocks ads on tablets/phones

You can run it on a raspberry pi zero if needed.
 
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You should look into pihole, its basically ublock at the network level so it blocks ads on tablets/phones

You can run it on a raspberry pi zero if needed.
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I’ll probably get an older portable with some games soon. All I really want is Tetris or some kind of Warioware type thing
 
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If these faggots insist on troll-tipping, I wish they'd go back to using words he can barely pronounce.
 
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