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Can't wait to see him do 25 pushups
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Phil at the beginning of the pushup session

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Phil after 1 pushup

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MoonRocker said:
Doesn’t matter if a new 4K camera dropped out of Jasper’s asshole, Phil wouldn’t use it.

He’s incredibly sensitive about his appearance, as confirmed by his constant delusions about his nonexistent muscle mass and his prior lifestyle as a bodybuilder. About how upsets he gets if you mention his patchy ass goatee or his greasy, balding-ass hair. About how he’s constantly trying to buy pity points with his audience by claiming to know that he’s ugly so his army of retards can swoop in and claim that no, not at all, he’s a virile hunk of a sexy man. That his noodly, atrophied arms are just skinny, nothing to do with over two decades of not exercising and calling people who go the gym losers and idiots. Or that he’s just “skinny fat,” and that he actually had a completely normal body besides enormous man-bitch tits and a stomach bigger than a pregnant woman in her fourth trimester. Or how about his pasty ass white skin is just his natural skin complexion and has nothing to do with avoiding sunlight like a fucking vampire.

There’s a reason Phil has the moniker “thinnest skin on the internet.” He’s such an insecure, prissy little cunt, he’s terrified of having 1080p/ 4K resolution of his fat droopy face plastered all over the internet.
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The one thing about Phil's appearance that has always been unsettling to me is how empty his eyes are. You know how they say the eyes are the windows to the soul? I didn't truly believe that until I saw Phil's eyes. There really isn't anything there no spark of life or intelligence just blank and empty. He might as well have to pieces of coal for eyes.
 
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I'm an ESL (TRIGGER WARNING) -- Viewer Discretion Advised. Sounds good? Okay.

So I didn't had this amount of laughs as I did in the last week or so; losing a job few weeks ago really does wonder to your own fucked up whiskey'd mind.
Okay so, the funny thing is -- I initially I used the name 'King Vanity' as a jab on Phil's own vanity and narcissism, but since people started assuming I'm inherently a king vain myself, I went with the flow and started using it as my own identity. Other funny thing is that I used this cropped photo, because the full wallpaper of this cropped pic is one of the most charming thing someone has ever created for Phil. (charming, as in, if you never found 'Ed, Edd n' Eddy' and 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' the most funniest shit ever, you must be a desperate emo Nickelodeon fag yourself).

The only monetary pay I ever gave to Phil was, yes, only a 3.99$ 1-month membership that costed me almost nothing. The 'behind the scenes' tips that I used to refute and shut down some of his fans and trolls alike, was just a bluff.

That screenshot that was circulating about me being OiC was, well, false. Context: Sprcrzy is some weirdo sped who had a butt on me for hours on Dark Dave's chat, that I just started mentioning him on Phil's stream chat -- several times even, before the screenshot -- and OiC indirectly responded to me (bc he hates tagging people who he seems as obvious trolls) about how that Sprcrzy is a cuck and he's waiting for his 'part 3 video'.
But even before that, I started copying OiC's way of typing because somehow I knew how much retardation it will produce if people easily come to conclusion that I'm OiC and have MPD (using semi-colons, being most of the time emotionless and bland behind my posts, and typing 'bawkOmega', which is something OiC used to type often back when Phil streamed on Twitch. [bawkOmega is an emote from a Twitch streamer Bawkbasoup, who has arguably one of the best emotes out there.]

I was never in it for the attention, but for the sheer AUTISMGEDDON it produced for fucking with his legit dead chat. Best ways to reproduce that again (even if Phil will read this, he'll repress this anyways, since narcissists are known for that: **Act as retarded as you can in his chat and praise his butthole for hours to no end (yea you need some lose of dignity to do something like I did), and antagonize trolls, to the point where Phil will think I'm a legit KingMichael400 V.2.** Phil is a narcissist, and I believe you guys know better on how to manipulate his course of thinking. Thanks for the laughs and the massive sperg attention I received, that wasn't actually needed. I think I developed carcinoids tumor at this point. Not proud, but hey, life's a joke, as some wise alcoholic once said.

Edit: And yea, I was trying to be as annoying as humanly possible. Salt produced, and a good hatred against me well deserved (from trolls and Phil's fans alike). <3
And one of my biggest points in this post: Stop being retarded and come to quick conclusions without concrete proof lol
 
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OK. Now I am sure what annoys me the most besides his faggy hand movements. I am so sick of his food talk. Phil's fans are like (wannabe) mainstream journalists. They ask their king pig/politician/royal incest child fucker etc. meaningless questions and feel great about it. To see him as an authority in anything is just crazy and yeah, I know that he is surrounded by special people but it's amazing how often they seemingly just to want kiss his ass or rather seek for a positive reaction once. Usually he just insults his fans or how Phil would put it: "I will eat your ass out."

Wheelchair1: McDonald's or Burger King?
Phil: McDonald's! [rambles 10 minutes about fries...]
Wheelchair1: Thank you very much, sir. This might change the fate of the world.
Wheelchair2: Brilliant answer by a brilliant man. I didn't expect you would go with a so hard-hitting question, Wheelchair1.
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
OK. Now I am sure what annoys me the most besides his faggy hand movements. I am so sick of his food talk. Phil's fans are like (wannabe) mainstream journalists. They ask their king pig/politician/royal incest child fucker etc. meaningless questions and feel great about it. To see him as an authority in anything is just crazy and yeah, I know that he is surrounded by special people but it's amazing how often they seemingly just to want kiss his ass or rather seek for a positive reaction once. Usually he just insults his fans or how Phil would put it: "I will eat your ass out."

Wheelchair1: McDonald's or Burger King?
Phil: McDonald's! [rambles 10 minutes about fries...]
Wheelchair1: Thank you very much, sir. This might change the fate of the world.
Wheelchair2: Brilliant answer by a brilliant man. I didn't expect you would go with a so hard-hitting question, Wheelchair1.
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Bullshit, there is no way phil actually picked anything. Real Phil would say, sometimes A is good, sometimes B is good. Then ramble about fries for 20 minutes.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Khet is not physically able to buy groceries from the store she works at.
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That is the thing about Phil that kills me. You don't work a 9 to 5 job. If you didn't choose to stay up all night and drink yourself to sleep because John and Panda left you could get up and go grocery shopping in the morning. Then, come back and steam. In fact, Phil you can do it at any point in time in your week because you make your own schedule.

How pathetic and lazy do you have to be to not even take advantage of the fact that you can make your own schedule?

Also, if your that lazy use instacart people will shop for you Phil. You waste money on everything else you may as well pay for the convenience.
 
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King Vanity said:
I'm an ESL (TRIGGER WARNING) -- Viewer Discretion Advised. Sounds good? Okay.

So I didn't had this amount of laughs as I did in the last week or so; losing a job few weeks ago really does wonder to your own fucked up whiskey'd mind.
Okay so, the funny thing is -- I initially I used the name 'King Vanity' as a jab on Phil's own vanity and narcissism, but since people started assuming I'm inherently a king vain myself, I went with the flow and started using it as my own identity. Other funny thing is that I used this cropped photo, because the full wallpaper of this cropped pic is one of the most charming thing someone has ever created for Phil. (charming, as in, if you never found 'Ed, Edd n' Eddy' and 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' the most funniest shit ever, you must be a desperate emo Nickelodeon fag yourself).

The only monetary pay I ever gave to Phil was, yes, only a 3.99$ 1-month membership that costed me almost nothing. The 'behind the scenes' tips that I used to refute and shut down some of his fans and trolls alike, was just a bluff.

That screenshot that was circulating about me being OiC was, well, false. Context: Sprcrzy is some weirdo sped who had a butt on me for hours on Dark Dave's chat, that I just started mentioning him on Phil's stream chat -- several times even, before the screenshot -- and OiC indirectly responded to me (bc he hates tagging people who he seems as obvious trolls) about how that Sprcrzy is a cuck and he's waiting for his 'part 3 video'.
But even before that, I started copying OiC's way of typing because somehow I knew how much retardation it will produce if people easily come to conclusion that I'm OiC and have MPD (using semi-colons, being most of the time emotionless and bland behind my posts, and typing 'bawkOmega', which is something OiC used to type often back when Phil streamed on Twitch. [bawkOmega is an emote from a Twitch streamer Bawkbasoup, who has arguably one of the best emotes out there.]

I was never in it for the attention, but for the sheer AUTISMGEDDON it produced for fucking with his legit dead chat. Best ways to reproduce that again (even if Phil will read this, he'll repress this anyways, since narcissists are known for that: **Act as retarded as you can in his chat and praise his butthole for hours to no end (yea you need some lose of dignity to do something like I did), and antagonize trolls, to the point where Phil will think I'm a legit KingMichael400 V.2.** Phil is a narcissist, and I believe you guys know better on how to manipulate his course of thinking. Thanks for the laughs and the massive sperg attention I received, that wasn't actually needed. I think I developed carcinoids tumor at this point. Not proud, but hey, life's a joke, as some wise alcoholic once said.
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You think you're some mastermind troll but in actuality you are one of the cringeist, most retarded fags I've ever had the misfortune to see. Holy fuck, you are an absolute autist. Fuck off.
 
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Listening to Phil trying to justify being as low effort as possible is great. You can tell he hates listening to his fans unless they offer him money off the bat. Whining that he has "no time off" when he has been caught multiple times tweeting for 5 hours on his day off. You can't claim your life is tough when you spend 5 hours arguing with people on Twitter. What working adult has that much time to burn on bullshit?

At this point it doesn't matter what is true or not, no what matters is that Phil feels empowered and special. Compliment him, give him money, tell him how special he is all while he snaps at you for daring to ask him a hardball question. This is Phil, he is a miserable narcissist who believes he is the center of the universe.
 
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Also, if your that lazy use instacart people will shop for you Phil. You waste money on everything else you may as well pay for the convenience.
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That’s the best part. He says he won’t do that because going out to run errands with his wife is what he does on his day off. If he’s telling the truth his autism literally won’t allow him to do one single thing differently. He has to go out on his day off and only on his day off, no matter what.

To tell the truth I don’t believe him. I don’t think he goes out every day off and when he does it’s because he literally can’t drive for some reason and Kat has to do it.
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
So why doesn't Dave pawn his old Xbox and Playstation if he literally can't afford food?
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What about his classic game collection or the statues? I own some statues and they are well taken care of unlike Phil's and the moment I can't put food in my stomach those statues and games are going on EBay. But, that's the thing about life that Phil either can't grasp or simply doesn't want to do. Sacrifices have to be made if you choose not to live within you means. He already sacrificed some things unintentionally namely his health, peace of mind, and any happy friendships or relationships.

So the only thing left for Phil to lose is his possessions especially his house.
 
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King Vanity said:
I'm an ESL (TRIGGER WARNING) -- Viewer Discretion Advised. Sounds good? Okay.

So I didn't had this amount of laughs as I did in the last week or so; losing a job few weeks ago really does wonder to your own fucked up whiskey'd mind.
Okay so, the funny thing is -- I initially I used the name 'King Vanity' as a jab on Phil's own vanity and narcissism, but since people started assuming I'm inherently a king vain myself, I went with the flow and started using it as my own identity. Other funny thing is that I used this cropped photo, because the full wallpaper of this cropped pic is one of the most charming thing someone has ever created for Phil. (charming, as in, if you never found 'Ed, Edd n' Eddy' and 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' the most funniest shit ever, you must be a desperate emo Nickelodeon fag yourself).

The only monetary pay I ever gave to Phil was, yes, only a 3.99$ 1-month membership that costed me almost nothing. The 'behind the scenes' tips that I used to refute and shut down some of his fans and trolls alike, was just a bluff.

That screenshot that was circulating about me being OiC was, well, false. Context: Sprcrzy is some weirdo sped who had a butt on me for hours on Dark Dave's chat, that I just started mentioning him on Phil's stream chat -- several times even, before the screenshot -- and OiC indirectly responded to me (bc he hates tagging people who he seems as obvious trolls) about how that Sprcrzy is a cuck and he's waiting for his 'part 3 video'.
But even before that, I started copying OiC's way of typing because somehow I knew how much retardation it will produce if people easily come to conclusion that I'm OiC and have MPD (using semi-colons, being most of the time emotionless and bland behind my posts, and typing 'bawkOmega', which is something OiC used to type often back when Phil streamed on Twitch. [bawkOmega is an emote from a Twitch streamer Bawkbasoup, who has arguably one of the best emotes out there.]

I was never in it for the attention, but for the sheer AUTISMGEDDON it produced for fucking with his legit dead chat. Best ways to reproduce that again (even if Phil will read this, he'll repress this anyways, since narcissists are known for that: **Act as retarded as you can in his chat and praise his butthole for hours to no end (yea you need some lose of dignity to do something like I did), and antagonize trolls, to the point where Phil will think I'm a legit KingMichael400 V.2.** Phil is a narcissist, and I believe you guys know better on how to manipulate his course of thinking. Thanks for the laughs and the massive sperg attention I received, that wasn't actually needed. I think I developed carcinoids tumor at this point. Not proud, but hey, life's a joke, as some wise alcoholic once said.
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while i also think you are autistic, you were a funny autist and its a shame you finally got banned
 
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King Vanity said:
I'm an ESL (TRIGGER WARNING) -- Viewer Discretion Advised. Sounds good? Okay.

So I didn't had this amount of laughs as I did in the last week or so; losing a job few weeks ago really does wonder to your own fucked up whiskey'd mind.
Okay so, the funny thing is -- I initially I used the name 'King Vanity' as a jab on Phil's own vanity and narcissism, but since people started assuming I'm inherently a king vain myself, I went with the flow and started using it as my own identity. Other funny thing is that I used this cropped photo, because the full wallpaper of this cropped pic is one of the most charming thing someone has ever created for Phil. (charming, as in, if you never found 'Ed, Edd n' Eddy' and 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' the most funniest shit ever, you must be a desperate emo Nickelodeon fag yourself).

The only monetary pay I ever gave to Phil was, yes, only a 3.99$ 1-month membership that costed me almost nothing. The 'behind the scenes' tips that I used to refute and shut down some of his fans and trolls alike, was just a bluff.

That screenshot that was circulating about me being OiC was, well, false. Context: Sprcrzy is some weirdo sped who had a butt on me for hours on Dark Dave's chat, that I just started mentioning him on Phil's stream chat -- several times even, before the screenshot -- and OiC indirectly responded to me (bc he hates tagging people who he seems as obvious trolls) about how that Sprcrzy is a cuck and he's waiting for his 'part 3 video'.
But even before that, I started copying OiC's way of typing because somehow I knew how much retardation it will produce if people easily come to conclusion that I'm OiC and have MPD (using semi-colons, being most of the time emotionless and bland behind my posts, and typing 'bawkOmega', which is something OiC used to type often back when Phil streamed on Twitch. [bawkOmega is an emote from a Twitch streamer Bawkbasoup, who has arguably one of the best emotes out there.]

I was never in it for the attention, but for the sheer AUTISMGEDDON it produced for fucking with his legit dead chat. Best ways to reproduce that again (even if Phil will read this, he'll repress this anyways, since narcissists are known for that: **Act as retarded as you can in his chat and praise his butthole for hours to no end (yea you need some lose of dignity to do something like I did), and antagonize trolls, to the point where Phil will think I'm a legit KingMichael400 V.2.** Phil is a narcissist, and I believe you guys know better on how to manipulate his course of thinking. Thanks for the laughs and the massive sperg attention I received, that wasn't actually needed. I think I developed carcinoids tumor at this point. Not proud, but hey, life's a joke, as some wise alcoholic once said.
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nigga u gay
 
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