The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
That's probably the first time I see a more or less coherent timeline of events. But now I want to see the evidence.

Also, did the stalkers threaten them with guns?

And, no comment 😜
a loony rag said:
a recent case in which she and others drove to a campground littered with white supremacist graffiti to find a frail woman, alone and delirious, with a broken foot.
 
They're the North Korea of both Communism and Self Sufficiency.
That's probably the first time I see a more or less coherent timeline of events. But now I want to see the evidence.

Also, did the stalkers threaten them with guns?

And, no comment 😜
It's good to hear a few more details about the rescue. Why haven't Penpen and BonBon updated us on the catch yet?
 
That's probably the first time I see a more or less coherent timeline of events. But now I want to see the evidence.

Also, did the stalkers threaten them with guns?
If it actually happened (it didn't) and they pulled that "remove yourselves or die" thing on armed people there who really didn't like them, I have zero doubt one if not all of them would be dead.
 
But the final straw came the evening of March 5th, when two groups of men quietly traversed the quarter-mile dirt road to the front gate of the ranch. One pair were caught by the night guard around midnight, fiddling with the light and lock on the gate. Several hours later, two more people clambered across a field, flanking toward the main house. “Our guy James [a pseudonym] spotted them. He hit them with a spotlight, and told them, ‘Remove yourselves, or die.’ And they ran like jackrabbits. I credit him for potentially saving our lives that night,” Penny Logue tells me. “It was a literal wake-up call.”
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This tale sounds like they thwarted a raid by the SAS thanks to the hard work and dedication of Jarrod manning the perimeter defenses. Multiple night-time incursions on the same day! Intense stuff!

Even the "remove yourselves or die" part sounds like something you'd hear out of the mouth of your fat friend who just bullshits constantly and who's trying to impress you.
 
They seem to have got so used to lying to themselves daily that they're totally realwiminz with realwiminz am holes they expect people to buy any crap they come up with. Do they honestly think other people just believe their horseshit "remove yourselves or die uwu" fantasy interaction that totally happened but the gopro battery died so there's no corroborating footage? Sorry fellas your self-deception doesn't extend outside your own limited circle of social rejects. Provide proof or fuck off.
 
I really do wonder about the effects of female hormones on a male body that is accustomed to moving and working a certain way for decades.
I wonder about this too. Every man I know who decided to troon out and start HRT became a swiss-army knife of medical problems and wierd symptoms soon after. I'll try to keep the gross medical talk to a minimum, but urinary problems seem to be basically guaranteed (they call it "trans bladder"). I always thought the meme of "transgirls like pickels" was because pickles are dick-shaped, but it's actually because they crave salty foods cause spirolactolone fucks up their salt and potassium so badly. Weight gain and bloating is also pretty common, as is fatigue. I know some of them just like to LARP a chronic illness for the retweets, but I think a lot of them are poisoning themselves, and are very, very sick.
Loving those $300 dollar Crye combat pants
Grocery money well spent!
I bet Penny didn't even show the journalLOList the totally real pictures on his phone of the troon they rescued.
Also, if Mystery Troon does exist (press X), I bet he went out to the desert to party with some alcoholic hobo online friends, got wasted, and ended up stranded. If this person was missing for a few days, why did no one report it? Why wasn't the sheriff involved? Is this "woman" receiving medical attention for "her" broken foot? Why would the white supremacists graffiti their own campsite? Good for "her" for being lost in the desert for 2 days with no food or water, but still having enough phone battery to Tweet the Tranch for help.
 
and Logue is keenly aware of the Oath Keepers,
Is that because Jessica Watkins, one of the leaders of the Oath Keepers who participated in the January 6th Capitol kerfluffle, is a trans lady? She's also obsessed with guns, hating the government, and pretending to be female, so maybe these two share a deep and mysterious sisterly connection that us boys just won't understand.
The nighttime trespass was the crest of a violent wave that began to swell on July 4, 2020, when Logue and Nelson witnessed a protest in Westcliffe while drinking coffee.
So Penny got his balls in a twist because he saw people protesting, something they have a right to do (and he also has a right to do)? And he took to angryposting on Twitter cause he didn't like it and their chanting and signs interrupted his diner coffee? My god, he really is an old white man.
More than anything, though, their philosophy is one of self-reliance.
Money, pweeeeease!
“It’s a very hard life to be trans by yourself. I started to transition ten and a half years ago, and I had zero community until I left New York and joined this place,” Nelson says.
So Paul Mendoza wasn't able to find "queer", trans, or "Latinx" people in New York?
These flirtations with violence don’t phase Stanley,
Oh, WE KNOW. We've seen this ticking time-bomb's Facebook. Jarrod MacVeigh's bloodlust is going to be their undoing.
 
Is it normal for shaved alpacas to look fucking malnourished
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She has photos on her phone documenting a recent case in which she and others drove to a campground littered with white supremacist graffiti to find a frail woman, alone and delirious, with a broken foot.
So what did they do, go to some drum circle and tag it up with right wing graffiti before taking pics of some strung out troon with a busted foot? It was prob just a shooting gallery and the troon's junkie friends ditched him
 
The long-term plans are shifting, too. They’ve nixed previous goals to expand the ranch on site, instead shifting their fundraised dollars to support a new rural project for indigenous queer people in Arizona, in a similar model to Tenacious Unicorn. And as these early partnerships continue to grow, Nelson says they want to help facilitate a network of safe spaces across the country.
“We’re here to stay. It took us a month to move into this house. I’m never moving again,” Nelson declares. “This is my home; my community is out here. There’s so many people in town that I’ve come to know and appreciate and love. Others who need protection, too. I’m not leaving.”
Actually curious about this - is this something that's really happening in AZ? Lol.
 
They seem to have got so used to lying to themselves daily that they're totally realwiminz with realwiminz am holes they expect people to buy any crap they come up with. Do they honestly think other people just believe their horseshit "remove yourselves or die uwu" fantasy interaction that totally happened but the gopro battery died so there's no corroborating footage? Sorry fellas your self-deception doesn't extend outside your own limited circle of social rejects. Provide proof or fuck off.
Yes. A sucker is born every minute. Even if one isn't, most nod and move on and pretend that they cared for five seconds rather than get called a shitlord for investigating. Since not many normies call them out, they continue to grift, unable to read the room.
I thought North Korea was the North Korea of communism and self sufficiency.
Why don't we send the tranch there and find out? :tomgirl:
Sorry, the North Korea of Farming Communities.
 
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