Funny enough she just bought a face serum that the STUPID plebian mail bitch left in the SUN. Don't they know it is EXPENSIVE?
Like a bandaid on a severed limb.
Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS
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Like a bandaid on a severed limb.
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Not their fault it's properly labeled or that they're delivering to a bitch.
Bitch Cakes
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Get a pregnancy test or GTFO, Becky! They can do a blood test quickly and at 45 days, you‘ll know one way or another! I hate this performative bullshit the most because it is such low effort.
Like, Becky can’t even try for the pregnancy drama. She could milk this so much more if she did what every other woman over 30 (Becky is 35 right?) who is trying to conceive does, which is go to the OB-GYN, get on a fertility plan, discuss getting shots or doing other stuff, adjusting her diet, etc. etc. But no. She just does a no-bleach dye job “for baby.”
Like, Becky can’t even try for the pregnancy drama. She could milk this so much more if she did what every other woman over 30 (Becky is 35 right?) who is trying to conceive does, which is go to the OB-GYN, get on a fertility plan, discuss getting shots or doing other stuff, adjusting her diet, etc. etc. But no. She just does a no-bleach dye job “for baby.”
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Becky will never go because 1) she's not really trying and 2) the doc will LITERALLY KILL HER by telling her lose weight, eat better, and stop smoking weed. DO YOU WANT HER TO DIE, YOU NAZI?
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It is more likely that Becky is literally a dingo than that she is pregnant.
She'd also have to have sex with an actual man, not a cuck who ejaculates pure soy.
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Sure, why not. It'd be funny for a little while, and there'd still be plenty of other BPD cows to laugh at when she's forgotten.
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The number of years she's claimed "infertility," all as she spent money on individual Disney vacations that cost several times what other people pay for entire IUI cycles complete with medications and office visits, really gives the game away. She clearly hasn't seen any specialists, taken any medications, or had any procedures, because if she had, you'd know since she'd be ebegging the whole time: "I couldn't afford lobster this month because of my injectables, please give generously!"
She acts like the attention-seeking high school girls who are constantly going to crisis pregnancy centers to pee on cheap tests and discuss imaginary pregnancy symptoms with their friends.
I can't wait for the inevitable "this bleeding definitely indicates another miscarriage because I'm totally sure the doctors were certain I was pregnant even though I never had a positive test" saga. It's kind of weird to have this level of up-to-the-minute data on some woman's period.
She acts like the attention-seeking high school girls who are constantly going to crisis pregnancy centers to pee on cheap tests and discuss imaginary pregnancy symptoms with their friends.
I can't wait for the inevitable "this bleeding definitely indicates another miscarriage because I'm totally sure the doctors were certain I was pregnant even though I never had a positive test" saga. It's kind of weird to have this level of up-to-the-minute data on some woman's period.
Stinkyboy
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She’s at home all day… look outside when you hear the doorbell, damn
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You could not possibly write a more ridiculous parody of a spoilt, histrionic woman than Becky if you were given twenty years and a five million dollar grant.
Stinkyboy
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Oh, you could, but no one would question that it’s an obvious parody; unless they knew about our trans disney poly kween
It’s no wonder she constantly doubts herself, she tries to live like a cartoon character - jobs are abhorrent, their mere existence gives them warrant to demand anything they want
P.S. sorry, i got drunk n ranted
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There was a pair of specialists I listened to in fertility and prenatal care, where they explained miscarriages aren't that rare and can happen for no reason at all. They talked about women blaming themselves for everything from eating grapefruit to jogging a few feet to catch a bus, and that their partners suffer too since they're sharing the emotional burden. Finally they mentioned a lady who miscarried at 8 months. The doctor was doing a routine checkup and couldn't hear its heartbeat anymore. He said the clinical thing would have been to remove the fetus immediately for the safety of the mother, but he let her be until she was ready and listened to her cry that maybe its heart would restart since it's connected to her. Maybe it was all bullshit but you could still feel the temperature in the room drop, and it's not like it's a scenario that doesn't happen.
Becky goes on woe is me gamergate stories each alleged miscarriage before talking about her next Disney trip in the next tweet, and the cucks are utterly indifferent to her 'suffering' about being infertile with their obese pretzel sperm avoiding her tumorous eggs. It's a sweet grift since it's incredibly faux pas to ask for evidence, and knowing Becky I wouldn't trust any proof to be wholly genuine anyway. I'm not emotionally invested in the general topic, but her fixation on pretending she cares about having a baby is particularly callous when I think about that talk.
Becky goes on woe is me gamergate stories each alleged miscarriage before talking about her next Disney trip in the next tweet, and the cucks are utterly indifferent to her 'suffering' about being infertile with their obese pretzel sperm avoiding her tumorous eggs. It's a sweet grift since it's incredibly faux pas to ask for evidence, and knowing Becky I wouldn't trust any proof to be wholly genuine anyway. I'm not emotionally invested in the general topic, but her fixation on pretending she cares about having a baby is particularly callous when I think about that talk.
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Great idea, fatty. Bitch about the overpriced moisturiser you just bought while claiming you need $5000 for a life-or-death cancer test.
100% chance that this is just another attempt at attention seeking. She’s exhausted the possibilities of “trying for a baby.” It’s not great for sympathy, especially since she’s been peddling it and the infertility claim for years. So now we’re going to get “I might be pregnant,” possibly more than once, lasting until she has her period and bewails the cruelty of the fates.
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"Some PEASANT ruined my VERY EXPENSIVE cake and now it's all spoiled! My dude, do you expect me to eat BREAD?!"Funny enough she just bought a face serum that the STUPID plebian mail bitch left in the SUN. Don't they know it is EXPENSIVE?
Brilliant take on Marie-Antoinette
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Countdown until basic Rebecca announces her intentions to have her cucks take her to this new, two day, $6000/$8000 exclusive Disney Hotel experience? After all, after the still birth of yet another child that she never confirmed she was pregnant with in the first place, she'll be free and justified to spend that baby money on "mental health".
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If they take her that then everything is okay.... If they don't, then there's definitely going to be some vague abuse tweets about both of the cucks in their very near future.
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Well this sounds perfect for a person who has injected her own life and the lives of others with so much misery that her only joy can come from spending exorbitant amounts of money on an escapist vacation so immersive it might finally convince her she’s the princess of Alderaan and not a shrewish sea-hag whose purpose on Earth is to serve as a nexus of unhappiness and robotic consumption of media because God forfend the universe experience a net gain of any kind.
I hate anyone who pays for this, kill the rat, hallelujah, holy shit.
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Hey why doesn't Bex threaten punning pundit with more rape charges, I bet he'd willingly swing by and give her some serum for her face.
The pregnancy tests keep coming back negative lmao
Becky's doctor is pretty consistently based and takes her symptoms about as seriously as we do. While it's probably more evidence of an overburdened medical system than anything, it couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Papi has also caught on to the grift:
Becky's doctor is pretty consistently based and takes her symptoms about as seriously as we do. While it's probably more evidence of an overburdened medical system than anything, it couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Papi has also caught on to the grift:
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I fucking love Becky’s doctor. They’re the true hero of this story. This is at least the third time she’s gone to the doctor all munchie and gotten rejected.
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Bonus points for him basically calling her hysterical in the way it was used by doctors in the 1800s to say, “you’re not sick, bitch, you’re just insane”.
Based!