Chris has been arrested

[Dushlan]

I didn't realize until I read this thread that so many people fetishizes rape in prison.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I get such happiness from the fact that the jail represents its self in an equally autistic manner as its most famous inmate. It feels so fitting that chris-chan's housing is represented this way.

Some of the links don't even connect to the right things.

connects to

 

[trueandhonestfan]

>no recording
>believe me guys

But since you are an oldfag I'll try and take your word for it.

There's really no reason not to believe him. We've seen zero evidence of a rape charge, "more charges pending" means "we're looking into whether this was rape, and may charge pending the results of investigation".

 

[Iamthatis]

I called the jail I recorded it but I don’t have to post it fuck you. Officer Khunt said that Chris was put into a cell. After they locked the door he punched the wall of his cell at which point a giant spinning golden ring appeared in the air and he jumped through it. He is considered to be on the lam with no info on his location. Rocky visited Barb and she is pregnant and the child is developing at an abnormal rate. This is the TRUE AND HONEST 08/05/2021 Chris Chan update

 

[JULAY]

We should throw some commissary money hi

lol calm down

I, too, have called the jail where Chris is. Officer Smith answered the phone. He was a very nice fellow and very patient with me. I have autism, so it's very hard for me to interact with people.

Anyways, he told me that some officers were apparently very disgusted by his behavior and so he was raped.

This is true and honest content. I may have no receipts but you have to believe me!

Jesus Christ, just fucking off yourself and be done with it. What an enormous faggot.

 

[Polyboros2]

It's the medallion safe? Are the police are aware that it is a cultural heritage object that needs to be preserved.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

I didn't realize until I read this thread that so many people fetishizes rape in prison.

You mean to tell me you never heard a single prison rape joke outside of this thread?

 

[UndercoverRapist]

Imagine all those people who want to visit Chris just to yell at the top of their lungs for 30 minutes. And the guards' reaction.

They don't just add any rando to the visitor list.

You fill out an application and they DO do background checks and Chris can veto anyone at any point. Random ass white knights and weens aren't going to visit Chris.....ever.

 

[FromaCorvairSix]

Some of the links don't even connect to the right things.
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Nothing like an official government website that links directly to malware!

 

[Looney Troons]

Thanks for the information, @JULAY. You’ve been an active member of this site for a very long time, and have contributed almost solely to the CWC board. There was no semblance of weenery in your post, and given your tenure here, I’m not sure why you’re met with such skepticism.

At worst, your call didn’t get through (or happen), and you’ve just laid down some common sense.

 

[Dushlan]

You mean to tell me you never heard a single prison rape joke outside of this thread?

I'm not talking about jokes, people want to describe (with a lot of detail) how a nigger is going to rape someone in prison, I think that's pretty gay.

 

[Emma Millstein]

Not sure if this is the right place to ask, but may as well.
You wouldn't happen to know if Chris has been reclassified as a male, would you? Or was he classed as a male to begin with? I'm almost 100% certain I saw custody records of Chris that initially listed him as female, but yesterday and today I've seen images floating around where Chris is listed as male. Do you or anyone else know what the situation is with that? It's a small detail, but it's driving me nuts.

Chris was originally classified as a female at Henrico County Jail. The first jail he was located at. However when he was moved to the Central Virginia County Jail he became classified as male. You can see this if you visit VINELink and type in his name: https://vinelink.vineapps.com/search/VA/Person

 

[Chan the Wizard]

So he’s got a week and a half until he’s raped by niggos, got it.

 

[King Kiwi]

I called the jail I recorded it but I don’t have to post it fuck you. Officer Khunt said that Chris was put into a cell. After they locked the door he punched the wall of his cell at which point a giant spinning golden ring appeared in the air and he jumped through it. He is considered to be on the lam with no info on his location. Rocky visited Barb and she is pregnant and the child is developing at an abnormal rate. This is the TRUE AND HONEST 08/05/2021 Chris Chan update

Tell Renesmee she's the daughter of a rapist.

 

[UnKillFill]

They don't just add any rando to the visitor list.

You fill out an application and they DO do background checks and Chris can veto anyone at any point. Random ass white knights and weens aren't going to visit Chris.....ever.

Heh, you said do do.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I get such happiness from the fact that the jail represents its self in an equally autistic manner as its most famous inmate. It feels so fitting that chris-chan's housing is represented this way.

Right? It looks like a 90's website made by a teenager. This is the "optimized" mobile version.

 

[No. 7 cat]

So he’s got a week and a half until he’s raped by niggos, got it.

Maybe Tyrone and Thor will play a chess game to decide whether naggers or Nazis will take Chris's virtue.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

Stop swearing all the goddamnfucking time. You sound like a fucking bitch.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

Heh, you said do do.

Moments like this is when I wish I had the Semper Fi emote.

 

[Euler's identity]

He made a bit of a scene in court today

Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge

A Greene County woman, who was arrested and charged last weekend in connection to a possible sex crime against a family member, was in Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations

dailyprogress.com